cissest man ever btw

Fuck descriptions! i dont know how to go to a diffrent paragraf on descriptions. not matching with @my-mom-named-me-duck in any fucking way anymore but im way too lazy to chang this description in any way. banner by @dionysusdraws. still cis tho.

[hadesbestgod]

Im doing completly fine actually and none of that meant anything haha dont look that much deeper into it

[milksparrow]

拟人

[rtz669]

[wolfpussy420-deactivated2023072]

[lovotomii]

[lilyblisslys]

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

[cutecipher]

[dogpuppy]

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

oh, btw, i'm gonna sound really harsh here but if you don't wanna wear sun cream because you have sensory issues, i'm sorry but you gotta suck it up or stay inside.

i say this as someone with autism related sensory issues who's never liked wearing sun cream. and i say this as someone who's dad also has autism related sensory issues and would absolutely refuse to put on any sun cream until he learned the hard way and got melanoma (type of skin cancer).

a few hours or even a full day of discomfort is better than months of going into hospital to get your skin burned by dry ice or chemicals. and that's best case scenario. worse case scenario is it spreads and you fucking die.

the sun doesn't care about your autism. it'd be nice if it did, but it's a giant ball of plasma. it's a borderline eldritch god which will bow to no one.

don't be like my dad.

put the damn sun cream on.

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]

[dogpuppy]

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[pikslasrce]

five year plan

2024-2026

fuck it

we ball

2027

fully develop brain

2028

if still insane, kill self

if normal, start a band

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[evilpineapple-offical]

WAIT. OTHER PEOPLE DONT USE OUTBACK?? WHAT

[dogpuppy]