[seahorse-sea-hell]

im moving to another blog and gonna follow everyone on that one instead because i dont like the idea of so many years of post history chillin in one spot 😔 rip

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[pleasestopandrew]

What do you do

[neopoints]

take the Dad out for a date instead

[conversationwithdeadpeople]

It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

you KNOW a song goes hard when you envision the animatic you would make for it, had you the skill and perseverance  to ever commit to such a project

[systlin]

So to further out myself as a Fandom Old ™

I’m browsing ao3, as one does, and this one image struck me to the core and I just stared at the screen for like a solid 20 seconds

Oh how the world has changed

[renthony]

holy shit WHAT

[systlin]

I know this gave me anxiety

[pinupac87]

They did it. Those crazy bastards. Godsspeed, my friends. 

[systlin]

Braver than any US marine. 

“salutes the brave new writers, who know no fear, and the ao3 lawyers who made this possible”

[aughtpunk]

Does she know?

[shadowknight1224]

This has the same energy as someone telling you they unearthed a beautiful sparkling gemstone that they’re using as their new mantlepiece and when you ask them where they dug it up from, they tell you it’s from the Haunted Grounds where the Ancient Evil was sealed a thousand years ago.

[gothiccharmschool]

I suspect Anne doesn’t look on Ao3. Christopher, on the other hand, probably has over 300 of those fics privately bookmarked.

[trueka]

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

[queen-of-hearts92]

So if BOTW Zelda could speak to the other Zeldas it would boil down to:

BOTW Zelda: What should I do to resolve this?

Literally every other Zelda:

[bowser-rawrs]

[wowhead]

!!!!ATTENTION!!!! IT’S THE LAST ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY OF THE DECADE!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!!!!

[kamchatka2054]

Better make it count

[racial]

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

[scringlegrup42]

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

[racial]

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

[deserthearts]

santa saw you reading all that gay porn

[starspangledpunks-deactivated20]

so does he want recs, or…?

[worstgirleva]

christmas without hrt is just cismas 😔

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[epic-games-official]

[enoughtohold]

on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you

[unclefather]

professor oak: it’s fine. Just pick one. They’ll get in the ball.