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Archie ★ 24 ★ ♂ Hey man, it's Archie. Leave a message after the beep! If I like 'ya enough i'll give 'ya a call back hehe. ((Archie RP blog affiliated with KOINOYOKANRP)) Housing: Cappucinno Roommate: Maxie

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diaspoura:

“Well I apologize if I sound rude but-

  you don’t look like the type to play around in the sand.’

  Riven brushed her hair behind her ear and sighed. The man was huge compared to him- big bulky and hairy. He wore a seemingly ridiculous outfit composed of literally only the color blue, which repulsed her. Why choose blue over red?

                      “Do you need something from me?”

”Eh…Nothin’ really? He shrugged, ”But, uh, what’s ‘ya buisness in this here beach?

Archie’s never seen this girl around here before so he was already thinking of the craziest assumptions on why she would be here. He gave her a big smile and begun,”Say….’ya aren’t plannin’ somethin’ like…preformin’ a ritual that’ll summon some ancient demon, right?!”

”’Cause…if so, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to stop ‘ya!”

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  Riven looked over her shoulder as she was walking on a beach, hesitant that someone was following her. When she completely turned around she saw a large man attempting to hide behind a much smaller rock. The exile blinked twice and then snickered. 

       “I can see you there guy.”

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When the muscular man arrived at the beach, he had noticed a woman shorter than him was already there.

’That’s strange, a’ight.’ he thought to himself, stroking the bottom of his beard slowly. A few seconds of thinking of a plan, he decides that the best course of action was to sneak on the beach and stay low for a while. Of course, he always forgets that he’s not the skinny teenager he used to be and ends up hiding behind a small rock.

”…Ah, Fuck.” He murmured, as he was caught red-handed by the female ahead of him.

”Oy…I wasn’t try’na hide, kay? I was just…er-” before he realized, his hand was already rubbing the back of his neck.”I was just lookin’ for some sea shells near them rocks ‘n’ shit.”

Nice save, Archibald.

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(( IM ACTALLY BACK THIS TIME SORRY I JUST NEEDED TO FOCUS ON OTHER THINGS!! im back for sure))

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“How’d y’know?”

His eyes widened in shock, reflective of his genuine surprise at two things. 

Firstly, it was impressive that he got his region correct - there were what now, seventeen or something regions? It seemed as if the explorers would never stop discovering the faint echoes from some distant land, only to find that they were emitted by new species of Pokemon. He could only be thankful that he didn’t have to be stuck in a classroom, forced to memorize the differences between each.

Secondly, he knew Hoenn. Archie recognized Pichu. He was from his world.

Gold spoke again immediately, not giving a chance for the older male to respond. He crossed his arms and grinned.

“Heh, I mean - course y’know who I am! I’m th’ great Gold after all! But uh, judgin’ by your clothes, y’ don’t look like you’re from Johto…”

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Laughter roared from the older male as he saw the shock in Gold’s face. “I mean, yer dressin’ like yer from Johto! And not to mention, Pichu’s are mostly found in Johto!”

Although Archie didn’t know much of Johto, he did know about some things of the place. He did know of Team Rocket and how their plans were thwarted by an individual a few years ago. He also knew Team Rocket’s plans were foiled 3 years before that year by another person, as well. He remembered seeing the news on the television when he was younger, possibly his high school years, he didn’t remember.

”Oh, I’m not from Johto, I’m from Hoenn! I jus’ came from Hoenn too and since it’s summer n’ all, I’m jus’ waitin till fall starts to start my classes. I brought my best friend, Toothpick, along with me too. But since he’s a fish he can’t really come with me places.” Seeing Gold’s Pichu out and about made Archie a little envious, but he knew that Toothpick was having fun in his apartment anyways.

”What brings ‘ya to Koi? Studies? Adventure?”

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2 ]] let’s try again?

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[ □ ]    Maxie rested his chin on his hands and listened to Archie recount his post-graduation experiences. Or, the complete lack thereof. While the pursuit of a romantic interest must have surely been of utmost importance to Archie, at the time, it was obvious that his involvement with Matt deferred him from the path to success. This left Maxie appalled, yet, somewhat envious at the amount of freedom he had.

In the years that followed college, with both parents biting at his heels, Maxie was pushed to excel at his studies and achieve accomplishment after accomplishment. It had been his responsibility to do so, in order to uphold status quo. He desired to do so. 

Did Archie hold any aspirations whatsoever? Or was he merely taking advantage of his father’s generous amounts of patience and the freedom that the Pairing Project, itself, offered? These thoughts flashed through Maxie’s mind and he questioned what his roommate’s true intentions in coming here were. He sought to continue his education, yes, very commendable. Yet, despite attempts to suppress any concerns Maxie held about his roommate assignment, he began to fear that the other would become a distraction.

“Archie.” He held his gaze steady, voice stern. “You spoke about continuing your education… what exactly does that entail?”

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He saw the expression of Maxie’s face change and begun wondering if he was either intrigued in what the sapphire eyed man had to say or if he was planning his escape route, Archie believed that he had that effect on people.

Had he been too intimate with the topic at hand? Did he say something without him noticing? He glances to the side, before he notices that the other had asked him about his education goals. Perfect for him, not so perfect for Maxie.

A big grin begun to cover his face as he began, “I’m glad you asked, Max!” A quick gulp of the remaining coffee and he looked directly at the red eyes that were looking directly at his.

”IMAGINE...A POND!” He bellowed out as if he were in a stage, reciting a poem to the audience. ”And that pond carried a Pokemon. Now, that Pokemon is happy in his home n’ eventually grows up to be happy. But THEN, he meets a very special lady, eh?” He begun to do small hand motions while he was talking to emphasize his subject, of course he himself didn’t notice.”They fuck, whatever. N’ they have babies….NOW it’s a little too crowded. So what do you do, Maxie? You EXPAND that pond so it can be fit fer a family!!! Of course, with the cost of some land! Now, that family grows up n’ they have their OWN families, n’ the pond needs to be expanded MORE! See, Maxie, take this situation n’ add it to the ocean. That’s one of the things I’d like to see...the expansion of the ocean to better fit the needs of the water pokemon! But first, I need to take Marine Biology n’ get familiar with the certain environments of the ocean before I can act. It’s all a big process fer me, and I’m also lookin’ forward to workin’ with the water pokemon...hopefully I can find clues on findin’--” He stopped himself. Not yet. He couldn’t run his mouth off to Maxie about Kyogre yet. He was certain if he even mentioned the name, Maxie would have already captured him and learned all of the legendary pokemon’s secrets.

”Eh...it’s nothin’ important anyways, An awkward end; nice job. He begun to clear off his part of the table a little too quickly and walked towards his room. “Uh...I’m gonna shower, I’ll see you in a bit, kay? And just like that, he was gone.

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When it hit him that the man would be alright, Gold slowed his pace down to a leisurely walk, calmly walking up to the bandana-wearing individual once he straightened himself out.

“No worries!” he exclaimed, bathing in both Archie’s gratitude and self-directed compliments, though there wasn’t much to be thankful for. If anything, the short run aided in Gold’s digestion more than he probably helped the situation.

“Name’s Gold! Hey, what were y’ doin’ jus’ sittin’ there starin’ into the water for?”

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”Hm? Me? Oh, I was jus’ examinin’ the water, man, I’m tryna major in Marine Biology later when school starts for me n’ all.” Archie stretched his hands up into the air and then placed them wistfully on his hip, looking at the water flow with such grace. It could make anyone tired, honestly.

”Cute Pichu ya got there...you from Johto?” He hoped he was right, he already knows one too many Hoennian’s and he didn’t really want to meet another, no offense of course. He just really wanted to meet new people in this city and didn’t want to come to the conclusion that the entire population of Hoenn snuck into his luggage and tagged along for the ride.

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Gold walked along the riverside with a goofy grin on his face, his hand patting away at his stomach as if he weren’t in public. He was full beyond content, a feeling of pure joy that he’d come to appreciate while stuck in the foreign city. Though there weren’t signs of any similarities between Koi and Johto, he had to admit, the food was pretty damn good.

The Pichu on his head also let out an audible sigh, closing its eyes as it pulled Gold’s hood over its body to cover itself. It was rare for the small mouse to not exhibit signs of aggression as it normally did, but it was a good night for the both of them, he supposed.

The male looked up briefly and noticed an older man crouched down at the water’s edge, gazing intently at the small ripples that formed with the gentle breeze. Without warning, the man’s body leaned forward, evidently about to fall into the river.

Breaking into a hurried run, Gold extended his arm in front of him, as he cried out, “H-Hey! Watch out!”

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Archie was a strange individual, no doubt. No one can truly understand his actions other than him and he didn’t mind if it were like that always. Today, instead of being cooped up in his apartment, he decided to go to examine what the city had to offer: the beautiful ocean and most importantly, the canals.

When he arrived at his destination, he crouched down and looked at the water. As he did, he saw how murky and dirty the water was. It was definitely not for swimming or drinking. He was amazed, however, how the ripples formed when the breeze touched the water. It was a view he could explain as serene and mysterious.

’What a sight, Arch.’ He thought to himself. ‘This city’s got everythin’ for me.’

Before he had processed what was happening, he was snapped back into reality by a voice. He looks to the side and sees a man, a few years younger than him, running towards him. He looks down and notices that he was about to topple into the water by an inch or two. ”F-Fuck!” The 24 year-old curses as he tries to balance himself properly again and eventually saves himself for what was to be an embarrassing experience for everybody.

”Oh FUCK, man, that was fuckin’ close.” He was a little embarrassed but he quickly brushed it off, acting like that did not just happen. “Thanks for savin’ my ass, dude. Name’s Archie, yours?”

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2 ]] let’s try again?

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[ □ ]     “Mhm. That was certainly fun.” Venom coated each syllable, Maxie placing emphasis upon ‘fun’ like a final stab. Oblivious to his own malice, he brought the cup of coffee to his lips, nodding for Archie to go on with his apology.The drink was lukewarm, yet sickeningly sweet, eliciting a shudder that ran throughout his body. Possibly divine punishment for his own immaturity. 

He took note of the break in his roommate’s speech, hyper-aware of the sudden silence that fell between them, feeling those sapphire eyes fixated upon his own. Maxie’s hands begun to warm, sweat coating his palms. Had he come to the conclusion that I was not listening? 

The  other began to speak again and Maxie breathed a sigh of relief .

“Life was dull, average. I had initially begun my studies at a local college upon graduating, though, I desired a more advanced education. I sought out the ‘Pairing Project’, transferred away from Lavaridge Town to Koi.” 

“And that’s that.” Maxie wordlessly gestured to his roommate, a cue for him to speak about his own experience after graduation.

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Archie listened to everything the other had to say with a few nods here and there. He noticed that he had given a cue for him to share his story. But, after listening to Maxie’s story, he felt ashamed as he unfortunately accomplished nothing these past 6 years of his adulthood. But fuck it, he might as well begin with his story and see what the redhead makes of it.

”Well...I guess you could say I got nothin’ done…?” He looked to the side, humiliated about the situation. He knew for one that if he said that to an employer, he’d be dismissed posthaste without another thought. He rubbed his fingers against his scruffy beard and was already regretting even bringing up the topic of post-high school. “Well, if y’knew Matt, me n’ him were like datin’. Well after high school, we kinda lived together at my house n’ we didn’t really have jobs or anythin’ since my dad was paying for the house and all the bills that came with it….kind of a mess, ain’t it? Ehehe…” How embarrassing for Archie, honestly.

”N’ it was like that fer like...6 years? Goodness, did that oaf loved me. You should’ve seen how he got when I ended it with him. Never felt worse ‘bout my self until that day.” He almost seemed like he was conversing with himself now, looking up at the ceiling with his hand placed lightly on his own cheek. “But y’know how it went eventually...I decided to start pursuing my education again and figured here was best! I’m completely out of contact with everyone back home in Hoenn and I started a new slate n’ all.” He looked at Maxie and gave him a slight smile, giving him a hint that what he was about to say was directed towards him. “Well, kind of.”

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♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner

No. 

Archie would let that shit pile up and when he’s out of his favorite clothes, he washes them. And he’s not very good at doing laundry either it takes hime quite a while to actually DO it too.

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☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem

TBH…he’d probably be like “fuck fuck fuck fuck” cause he never learned how to fix shit like that and hes like “fuck what do i do” so he’d probably call someone first asking what to do and of course everyone would be like “call the fucking plumber” but archie’s ego would get in the way at first

eventually he gets tired of having to switch the pans so he just calls them anyways and sees what they do so he doesnt have to call again

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↪ Internet browsing activities [[i bet his is hilarious]]

OMG. 

So whenever Archie’s on a chill mood, he likes using his laptop and just search the internet.

Mostly it consists of him googling about Kyogre and articles about Kyogre sightings, news, etc.

He’s against “sites” (if you know what i’m implying.) because he’s just why look when I can get the real thing with my charm and good looks.

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domestic headcanons meme!

Send a symbol to hear the following about my muse…

☾ Sleeping habits ☼ Favorite time of day ☂ Favorite weather ¿ Term for the TV device, whether it be “clicker”, “remote”, or something else ↪ Internet browsing activities ☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem ♡ What their wedding invitations would look like ☃ What they wear around the house ♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them ♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof) ✂ How well they do yardwork (or blow up the lawnmower) ♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em ✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally ♜ Interior decorating aesthetic ♘ Any pets they might have ☗ What you’d find in their cabinets ⚒ What you’d find in their toolshed (if they’d have one) ▀ What they’d hide under the bed ○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong ☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say ☻ How late they stay up ♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner ☆ How they’d throw parties (what would go on at them, refreshments, etc) ✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like ❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)

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♆ The worst kind of neighbour they could have, and how they deal with them

To be completely honest with you, I feel like Archie WOULD be the worst kind of neighbor cause he’s a loud and very defensive when complained to hehe

But if that weren’t the case, probably the worse kind of neighbor Archie could have will probably be someone who’s always, ALWAYS against him. He gets threatened cause he’s like “hey this guy doesn’t like having fun what the fuck?” 

And he deals with it by just doing it 2x worse cause he’s OBNOXIOUS with it he doesn’t like getting criticized for what he likes so he’s just...a mess

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[ritchassbaxterd]

domestic headcanons meme!

Send a symbol to hear the following about my muse…

☾ Sleeping habits ☼ Favorite time of day ☂ Favorite weather ¿ Term for the TV device, whether it be “clicker”, “remote”, or something else ↪ Internet browsing activities ☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem ♡ What their wedding invitations would look like ☃ What they wear around the house ♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them ♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof) ✂ How well they do yardwork (or blow up the lawnmower) ♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em ✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally ♜ Interior decorating aesthetic ♘ Any pets they might have ☗ What you’d find in their cabinets ⚒ What you’d find in their toolshed (if they’d have one) ▀ What they’d hide under the bed ○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong ☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say ☻ How late they stay up ♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner ☆ How they’d throw parties (what would go on at them, refreshments, etc) ✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like ❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)

Feel free to reblog and add more!

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send me a ✄ for my character's reaction to yours walking in on them in the middle of killing someone.