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great minds think of dykes
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".
Where's the creativity these days?!
Some of my favourite Paul Keating insults for your enjoyment:
You boxhead, you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past ten
I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman's hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness
He's wound up like a thousand-day clock! One half more turn and there'll be springs and sprockets all over the building. Mr Speaker, give him a valium
Oh, look, it's just Howard being Howard, isn't it, you know? The little desiccated coconut's under pressure and he's attacking anything he can get his hands on
The Opposition could not manage a tart shop
For John Howard to get to any high moral ground he would have to first climb out of the volcanic hole he's dug for himself over the last decade
And my personal favourite:
If there was a university degree for greed, you cunts would all get first-class honours
Paul Keating - Wikipedia
thank god for tumblr bc nobody i know follows me on here i think … need to put this out there
this week is going to suck. it’s okay to cry in bathrooms and be sad and feel lonely. it’s okay to miss my mom and maybe think about her and bring up painful memories. it’s okay to not want to do anything and leave a big ol me sized imprint in my bed. it’s okay to smell the weird ghost smells of her perfume in the air, and it’s okay to be angry. it’s okay to pretend like nothings happening on the outside. it’s okay to take xanax. it’s okay to hate the world just for a little while. it’s okay
it’s okay to think nothings going to get better. but it will. eventually. in some nebulous pretend future probably.
u got this u stupid bitch (affectionate)
say what you want about tumblr but this truly feels like one of the last places that hasn’t been sanitised. there’s no ‘unalive’ or ‘le$bean’ it’s just me making a post about wanting to kill myself and yall reblogging it like ‘oh worm’
I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this
anyways can someone drive me to the hospital
what state are you in?
pretty bad
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two knights fucking yah just really going at it CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG ya know
girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet
where is any higher quality version of this image
can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels
now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance
i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days
JACOB ANDERSON as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC Interview with the vampire 2.08
I forget there are minors on this website…to me this is the mid/late 20s-30s woman webbed site…until we age past that together
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4. a boy with red tipped horns
5. bee real
6. they call her the cornerwitch
7. aliza
8. how to draw a horse
9. pink in the night
10. counting sheep
11. 2 hours ago
12. Sir, is this love?
13. BFF
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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as:
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit
This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)
This is so radically kind, thank you
You’re welcome!
Life is short, kindness is what we’ve got.
When my mom died it wasn’t exactly unexpected but it was still sooner than we all thought it would happen. It was a huge punch in the guts and the thought of making things and not being able to show her and share them with her still hurts but in that first month it was like drowning.
So I made this for her, and shared it with and showed it to other people who are hurting, because my momma didn’t raise a quitter but she sure did raise a softhearted fool who wants everyone to feel a little more loved and a little more worthy and a little less alone.
I love you. Take care. Be kind.
This is important, useful, and so very damn kind.
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neo and morpheus go clubbing