LITTLE BROTHER

sean castro instagram/twitter: seandcastro

[birdsareblooming]

[doggirlpaws]

Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.

I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.

Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.

I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.

I am Dragonborn.

[albertserra]

[toskarin]

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[alpine-hoplite]

Absolutely based quote my dude

[sandmandaddy69]

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[emil]

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

[salamanderinspace]

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

[seancastro]

damn people are still on this website? how long is ur prison sentence

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

[alternis-dim]

[retrogamingblog]

[scope-dogg]

The “more you might like” quadrant of recommended posts that appears whenever you reblog something is the new political compass

[scope-dogg]

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[valtsv]

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

[valtsv]

me trying to be interested in anything in the middle of a Depressive Episode™:

[batz]

wh

what is minecraft trying to tell me 

[chuckletons]

You need more Bone

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[isshusgotissues]

WHO WAS THE CASUALTY COLRESS