❣️my ii mumbai experience ❣️
I got to the venue and devna nyoomed right at me it was beautiful
I met rini and suku and namita and mohona and swerna and viveka my god
we were panicking so much in the meet and greet line, lots of rapid breathing and high pitched voices
devna sat down on the floor briefly while we were in line for the MnG and the one of the event management people thought she fainted sjdjekek
marianne took Zayan’s letter from me :’)
we facetimed nikita and ansa while in line wow the power of Jio
DAN AND PHIL JUMPSCARED US IN THE MIDDLE: POPPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE SCREEN AND THANKED US FOR COMING WE WEREN’T READY
AHSJWJSJS then it was my turn and Marianne held my copy of dapgo for me while I hugged them,,, and I think this hasn’t been stated enough THEY ARE SO WHITE WOW. LIKE SO PALE WHAT THR FUCK. PHIL’S SKIN IS LIKE,, TRANSLUCENT SHDJDK IT WAS JARRING THEY LOOKED LIKE CGI ANIMATIONS
dan (king of fashion) said “wow, love your dress!” well guess I’m a dannie now
i couldn’t make eye contact with Phil he’s so intimidating
Dan did most of the talking which is why I kept looking at him I regret not absorbing Phil’s presence more :(
they were so sweet. fuck. I asked if I could hold their hands and they were like “yeah!!” I told them to enjoy Mumbai. ajsjjsjs
got done, walked away, fell to my knees and giggled like an idiot for like 2 whole minutes
met lots of friends who I hadn’t met since like. first grade. they’re all gay and hot now i love that for us
the buildup with the music to the show itself: whoa
lady door came on and i FUCKIN lost it
then some bts came on and half the auditorium erupted and broke into the same dance moves which was confusing and kind of terrifying but I rolled with it
there was one big pride flag that everyone took pics with and 💞 I never thought I’d get to see something like this in my own lifetime yet here we are
GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, PHIL
Indian Breakfast discussion and french toast shaming. said he had some leftover gulab ‘jamaan’. listen white man i love you but this is unacceptable
“I mean it’s not illegal anymore, yeah?” Honestly, my favorite moment of the show. it was kind of incredible that he knew and cared about that stupid Victorian law being struck down sjdjekek it’s hard to put into words right now
“We were gonna just make this a samosa wrestling arena” did I mention I love Phil. I love Phil
“Nibble me daddy let’s get this party started” this is written in my notes but I can’t remember the context. we love sensory overload! and operating at 10% capacity only!
there was a group yee,,, Dan did the 'do dodo do do do’ and the entire audi went 'yeee'
Also this is a break from the show but four (4) different girls hit on viveka and she didn’t ask for their names SHDJEKSDK CLUELESS WLW HERE’S YOUR CHAMPION
Dan was sacrificed ( I placed bets w Namita that Phil would be sacrificed because desis are such dannies. i lost)
He moved his leg out of the way! cheater
Also he nearly caused the target to topple over. he then proceeded to apologise to the target, which, as you may be aware, is an inanimate object. i’m morosexual
while he was changing out of the white hazmat suit behind the box I was so scared he was gonna fall and hurt himself because he was wobbling and yelling
what’s in Dan’s box? fursuit, wattpad fanfic (misspelt as Whattpan. the stage assistants are valid you guys) and a rat plushie
things may be out of order I’m sorry I only have 1 braincell
dan and phil survey: india is overwhelming pro-audience participation. the % for it was in the 80’s. wild
3% of us said we didn’t know dinchak and papad that well
What definitely won’t happen at ii: one of the options was Dan And Phil break into an impromptu Bollywood flash mob. Dan did some chhammak chalo dance move that immediately killed half my neurons. love that boy
Dan Vs. Phil final tally: Dan is Phil trash #1 by 1 point, 40-39
A lot of hip thrusting from Phil during the X Rated Lester part i'm uncomfroble but blessed
At some point during the serious discussion part, Dan said rollercloaster
dan did tunak tunak tun dance and sang it as Toonak Toonak Toon. my lifespan? reduced drastically
When Phil took questions, he sat at the edge of the stage and wow he is tall. he also did that tongue thing where he messes up words and just goes laplapalpa
The rap was excellent good job philly
They rented a piano from Furtado’s djdkdkkdkd
Dan’s smile! at the end! When he said thank you India! wow
devna is emotioanal and the rest of us are absolutely shellshocked
It was so nice and my life has peaked nothing this good is ever gonna happen again
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