The Nose Plays

"I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a Christmas party. But let's just say I put a lot of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good." - Bill Murray

[omghotmemes]

My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[heedra]

in breaking mr moustache news i just had to wrestle a D8 away from him because he was dead set on trying to crack it open like a nut

[littleguysdaily]

[seattlesupersonicss]

I need it to snow so bad

[loathsomespider]

[bimbocore]

[perenial]

love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did

[perenial]

this was published in 2001

[literallymechanical]

Before everybody realized it was really dumb and didn't work, there was a short period of time where cavalry in full plate armor rode into battle with a carbine and a sword. Historians widely regard this era as "rad as hell" and describe the tactic as "totally fucking sick, like, holy shit, could you imagine?"

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you werent a gifted kid. those little weirdos from akira now those were gifted kids

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[palant1r]

"hows the job search going"

[marcelinethegamerqueen]

connecticut miku :з

[avpol]

Mosquito Knight. She likes summer evenings and low lying marshland

[dyke-uncle]

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

genuinely one of the mgs tweets of all time

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

cowards. reblog solid snakes panty lines (and corset)

[escuerzoresucitado]

Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

[babehog]

Something that the Americnas of this site wont even comprehend. Shit like this happens everyday in europe and we get used to it because the alternative is some yanke bullcrab

[dots-and-loops]

[aflo]

the grinning goop

[kedreeva]

Did you know that peafowl are born with a full set of flight feathers? It only takes them 3-4 days to remove the sheaths and put a little length on them, and then they are capable of flight!

It's very obnoxious!

[kedreeva]

glad that came through in text

[azureshark]

high tide