Stay dandy, baby

THE RAMBLING WHISPERS OF A DEAD BLOGGING WEBSITE

[kfcdoubledown]

[superchat]

honestly this stupid fucking trump shang tsung gif makes me lose it anytime i think of it

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[yanguang]

no context wuxiaposting

[horseabortion69]

Thinking again about the best furry telegram sticker

[dragonboywings]

A close second

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

i just found this image chart.png that i made this summer

[64mpg]

[enki2]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[kfcdoubledown]

they keep playing weekend at bernie's with pjackk's bloated, mustard gravy-leaking corpse

[maja-paja]

[dogpuppy]

[hellspawnmotel]

i love you, too

background source: https://flic.kr/p/v9Lfss

on april 20th, 2006, 20 years ago today, mother 3 was released in japan. on april 25th, 2012, almost exactly six years after that, I saw the ending of mother 3 for the first time

[awakefor48hours]

"Don't worry my beautiful mutual, I'll save you!" *Changes your two note flop post into a four note flop post*