Poseidon

a greek god rp | he/they

[seaweed-brain-senior]

~Poseidon~

God of earthquakes, waves, sea and water.

Out of curiosity, i've decided to see human stuff and "tumblr" (what's that meant to mean-) is one of them.

Other Gods:

Zeus - (slot open)

Hades - @i-run-the-skellies

Hera - (slot open)

Demeter - (slot open)

Persephone - (slot open)

Apollo - @literally-a-ray-of-sunshine

Artemis - @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild

Ares - (slot open)

Athena - (slot open)

Aphrodite - @og-fairest-of-them-all

Hestia - (slot open)

Dionysus - @boi-with-the-booze

Hephaestus - (slot open)

Hermes - (slot open)

Iris - (slot open)

Nemesis - (slot open)

Hypnos - @sleepiest-boi-ever

Tags are #water and waves and #god of waves king of raves

Send as ask or dm to join us :D

(This is a rp blog that is in no way connected to any book series or tv shows, solely funny stuff based and built off of greek mythology.)

(I also run multiple other accounts, my personal is @you-will-meet-your-downfall. I also run @norwegian-trickster-god + @magnatetheleto (KOTLC RP), @everdeen-the-girl-on-fire (hunger games RP) and @grover-eats-cans (PJO RP) i know its a lot)

[the-elegant-sea-queen]

Hello Dearest Ones

I am Queen Amphitrite, Third Queen of the Seas. Meetings are boring, so I decided to indulge in what Poseidon seems to be doing during them.

Please make things more interesting than the nobles do. How anybody expects me to sit through endless of these is beyond me.

[Main Account: @ixhkor-and-ambrosxa. Keep it PG pls. Feel free to talk to me about anything, especially if something makes you uncomfortable <3]

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Oh god my wife is here now guys what do i do shes going to see all my posts oh gods

[the-elegant-sea-queen]

Oh?

Should I be worried, dearest Husband?

[seaweed-brain-senior]

fuck

[the-elegant-sea-queen]

Hello Dearest Ones

I am Queen Amphitrite, Third Queen of the Seas. Meetings are boring, so I decided to indulge in what Poseidon seems to be doing during them.

Please make things more interesting than the nobles do. How anybody expects me to sit through endless of these is beyond me.

[Main Account: @ixhkor-and-ambrosxa. Keep it PG pls. Feel free to talk to me about anything, especially if something makes you uncomfortable <3]

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Oh god my wife is here now guys what do i do shes going to see all my posts oh gods

[boi-with-the-booze]

You know what we need?

A god of therapy

Let's face it, y'all need therapy

@by-the-decree-of-my-bolt, @seaweed-brain-senior,@i-run-the-skellies, @literally-a-ray-of-sunshine, @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild, @the-real-war-god, @the-wisest-one @og-fairest-of-them-all, @faster-than-fedex, @sleepiest-boi-ever

[seaweed-brain-senior]

um fuck you too drunkard

[seaweed-brain-senior]

@faster-than-fedex hermes turn on your bloody asks so i can spam you with pina colada emojis

[i-run-the-skellies]

Hello, hru ??

(Ooc: Hi, you might want to turn on anon)

Hello Artemis.

Doing fine, you?

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

I'm good, thank you

Quick question, is there a way we can put another God to sleep for years without Hypnos help ?

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Who’s the god? 👀 I might be up for a bit of mischief, but I’m not risking angering Zeus. Mother said she won’t protect me next time something like that happens again. And I’m sadly not lightning-proof. (At least I think so.)

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

My dear brother Apollo, he keeps singing a song that goes like "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down" and honestly I'm sick of it

Ohh we could also put Dionysus to sleep, he's jealous cause I got uncle Poseidon to finally tell him that I'm his favourite out of all his nieces and nephews

@literally-a-ray-of-sunshine

@boi-with-the-booze

[boi-with-the-booze]

🖕

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Never gonna run around and DESERT YOUU

[the-wisest-one]

You’re such a fool.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

but.. rick astley

[i-run-the-skellies]

Hello, hru ??

(Ooc: Hi, you might want to turn on anon)

Hello Artemis.

Doing fine, you?

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

I'm good, thank you

Quick question, is there a way we can put another God to sleep for years without Hypnos help ?

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Who’s the god? 👀 I might be up for a bit of mischief, but I’m not risking angering Zeus. Mother said she won’t protect me next time something like that happens again. And I’m sadly not lightning-proof. (At least I think so.)

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

My dear brother Apollo, he keeps singing a song that goes like "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down" and honestly I'm sick of it

Ohh we could also put Dionysus to sleep, he's jealous cause I got uncle Poseidon to finally tell him that I'm his favourite out of all his nieces and nephews

@literally-a-ray-of-sunshine

@boi-with-the-booze

[boi-with-the-booze]

🖕

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Never gonna run around and DESERT YOUU

[seaweed-brain-senior]

PARTY @ MINE

I am the god of 🌊waves🌊 and king of 🎉raves🎉

Party @ mine, bring snacks because there will ONLY be seafood and pina coladas. And pineapple.

we will:

Dance Play cards Swim

Vibe

Chill

and of course, PARTAYYY

Tomorrow, at like 7 pm. No end time, you leave, youre a WIMP

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Hades is the best uncle

That's it..

@i-run-the-skellies

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

I changed my mind, Poseidon is @seaweed-brain-senior

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Thank you. I am the best.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Exactly TWELVE poll options you say?? Pick an Olympian right now. Don't worry about how this went for Paris when he had to do it.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Demeter

Aphrodite

Athena

Ares

Hephaestus

Artemis

Apollo

Dionysus

Hermes

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Im touched, even mortals think I'm the best

@boi-with-the-booze Look you're third

[the-wisest-one]

I refuse to believe this. Quite horrifying.

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Are you jealous that humans like me more ?

[seaweed-brain-senior]

I am quite offended.

[i-run-the-skellies]

Being dead is overrated.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

I wouldn't know.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

🎉PARTY AT MY PLACE🎉

I am the GOD OF WAVES.

But also, the KING OF RAVES

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[i-run-the-skellies]

Whose your fav niece/nephew ??

@artemis-huntress-of-the-wild

Hmmm.

none of them you all suck.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

There there.

My favourite is Artemis. Badass, she is.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

Hey, do you know a certain Percy Jackson ??

No, I do not know a "peter parker" but thanks for telling me.

[seaweed-brain-senior]

@i-run-the-skellies SUP BROTHER