HYPNOS

“For Nyx brought me not forth to be the lord of the lyre, nor to be seer or leech, but to lull to rest men’s souls." pfp: Iker Spozio

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Ηυπνος (Hypnos)

Sleep personified, younger twin of death (love you brother) and one of many children of Nyx.

Hello mortals! I overheard that the other gods were on here. So out of curiosity, I decided to join as well. Feel free to ask any questions you have, or request a dream. (I'll make sure to pass on your wishes to the Oneiroi.)

I might not answer right away, as I spend most of my free time napping. Sorry~

Other gods:

Zeus: @by-the-decree-of-my-bolt

Poseidon: @seaweed-brain-senior

Hades: @i-run-the-skellies

Hera: @by-the-decree-of-my-wrath

Demeter: (slot open)

Persephone: (slot open)

Amphitrite: @the-elegant-sea-queen

Apollo: @literally-a-ray-of-sunshine

Artemis: @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild

Ares: @the-real-war-god

Athena: @the-wisest-one

Aphrodite: @og-fairest-of-them-all

Hestia: @fireside-goddess

Dionysus: @boi-with-the-booze

Hephaestus: (slot open)

Hermes: @faster-than-fedex

Iris: (slot open)

Nemesis: (slot open)

Thanatos: (where are you brother? it's lonely without you to annoy here ಥ_ಥ)

My tags are: #sleepiest boi ever and #pillow talk but actually

(This is a rp blog based solely on mythology and isn’t connected to any actual fandom.)

[homeric-hymnist]

dionysus you have to stop. your robe too purple. your curls too divine, your manic swag too different. they will kidnap you.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

@boi-with-the-booze

Huh, maybe you should listen to the mortal. They might be onto something. (°ー°〃)

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Can you cure my insomnia please ????

Well, are you sure you don’t deserve it? You know, like a punishment of sorts.

But because I’m very kind (unlike some other gods I know) I’ll see what I can do about it. (～￣▽￣)～

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

@the-real-war-god It’s not my fault that I always fall asleep on the battlefield. It’s just what I do, it’s my thing. And it’s not like you can kill me, the mortals would go crazy without their little naps. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blyth-thehuman]

Resting and sleeping are religious and spiritual acts btw, if you even care.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

I agree ;)

[boi-with-the-booze]

Anyone up for a ✨Partay✨ at mount Olympus

Cause I am! And even better, I'll provide drinks!!

Byos (bring your own servants (demigods, nymphs ect.))

[boi-with-the-booze]

@seaweed-brain-senior, @i-run-the-skellies, @literally-a-ray-of-sunshine, @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild, @sleepiest-boi-ever, @the-wisest-one

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

I’m on my way! I’m bringing some poppy seed snacks AND a smoke machine!

I do have some questions tho. I’ve heard that @seaweed-brain-senior is also throwing a party. Are those two different parties or just one? Do I have to choose which one to attend? I’m kind of confused. (And tired, I hope there’s a pillow pit.)

[love-debauchery-and-wine]

There's not too much lore for how they interacted with one another but Hypnos makes sense to me to worship along side Aphrodite & Dionysus. Sleep & rest are important elements of self care so those are something Aphrodite & Dionysus go together with. Then with Dionysus well obviously you need some rest after partying/having a good time out. Plus all three of them together make me think of a really fun sleepover party 💤🍇🍓

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Ooooh a sleepover! What a fun idea. You guys in? 👀 @boi-with-the-booze @og-fairest-of-them-all

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Which non canon Greek mythology couple is best?

Demeter/Hecate

Ares/Apollo

Artemis/Athena

Hera/Metis/Maia/Leto

Hermes/Thanatos

Hebe/Nine muses

Aphrodite/Persephone

Dionysus/Hypnos

Eris/Eileithyia

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Look @boi-with-the-booze

The mortals boat (or is it ship?) us together

[the-wisest-one]

Why have the mortals paired me with @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild ?

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Thank us that it’s not real, I’d be scared of you two together…

Also @faster-than-fedex and my brother? Than couldn’t stop laughing when I showed him

[faster-than-fedex]

oh, me and thanatos, how unique-

[the-wisest-one]

“Thanatos and I” you fool. Learn this blasted English grammar.

[faster-than-fedex]

I dont understnd thiss langauge anyways.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Aren't you a god of languages? 🧐

[faster-than-fedex]

It’s for the aesthetics Hypnos 🙄🙄

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Oh… sorry. Looks like I'm the fool here huh?

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Which non canon Greek mythology couple is best?

Demeter/Hecate

Ares/Apollo

Artemis/Athena

Hera/Metis/Maia/Leto

Hermes/Thanatos

Hebe/Nine muses

Aphrodite/Persephone

Dionysus/Hypnos

Eris/Eileithyia

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Look @boi-with-the-booze

The mortals boat (or is it ship?) us together

[the-wisest-one]

Why have the mortals paired me with @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild ?

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Thank us that it’s not real, I’d be scared of you two together…

Also @faster-than-fedex and my brother? Than couldn’t stop laughing when I showed him

[faster-than-fedex]

oh, me and thanatos, how unique-

[the-wisest-one]

“Thanatos and I” you fool. Learn this blasted English grammar.

[faster-than-fedex]

I dont understnd thiss langauge anyways.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Aren't you a god of languages? 🧐

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Which non canon Greek mythology couple is best?

Demeter/Hecate

Ares/Apollo

Artemis/Athena

Hera/Metis/Maia/Leto

Hermes/Thanatos

Hebe/Nine muses

Aphrodite/Persephone

Dionysus/Hypnos

Eris/Eileithyia

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Look @boi-with-the-booze

The mortals boat (or is it ship?) us together

[the-wisest-one]

Why have the mortals paired me with @artemis-huntress-of-the-wild ?

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Thank us that it’s not real, I’d be scared of you two together…

Also @faster-than-fedex and my brother? Than couldn’t stop laughing when I showed him

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Exactly TWELVE poll options you say?? Pick an Olympian right now. Don't worry about how this went for Paris when he had to do it.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Demeter

Aphrodite

Athena

Ares

Hephaestus

Artemis

Apollo

Dionysus

Hermes

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Im touched, even mortals think I'm the best

@boi-with-the-booze Look you're third

[the-wisest-one]

I refuse to believe this. Quite horrifying.

[og-fairest-of-them-all]

indeed, these mortals think you’re better than ME????

[the-wisest-one]

Well, it’s not as if they’re incorrect. Knowledge is silver, but true wisdom is gold.

[faster-than-fedex]

hey- how come i’m only five percent? rude humans.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Hey at least you were included in the voting

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Exactly TWELVE poll options you say?? Pick an Olympian right now. Don't worry about how this went for Paris when he had to do it.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Demeter

Aphrodite

Athena

Ares

Hephaestus

Artemis

Apollo

Dionysus

Hermes

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Im touched, even mortals think I'm the best

@boi-with-the-booze Look you're third

[the-wisest-one]

I refuse to believe this. Quite horrifying.

[artemis-huntress-of-the-wild]

Are you jealous that humans like me more ?

[seaweed-brain-senior]

I am quite offended.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Before you start another war I'd like to remind you all that this voting was in no way fair. Just look at it! They didn't even include all of us…

(And no, I'm definitely not bitter about it. Nuh-uh.)

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

You know sometimes I like to complain about living in a cave. But the only thing that ACTUALLY bothers me about living here is the cold. @i-run-the-skellies could we maybe invest into some central heating for the Underworld? It might be easier to fall asleep if it’s a bit chilly, but there’s a literal river running through my bedroom and the moisture makes the whole thing unpleasant.

[i-run-the-skellies]

No.

Get rekt lmao.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Oh, I see… I should have asked your wife :(

[i-run-the-skellies]

The dead mortals must experience harsh temperatures as punishment.

whilst you are not a dead mortal, you are among them.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Then what about a personal heater just for the cave? 👀

(I know you have enough money, don’t be stingy.)

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Which non canon Greek mythology couple is best?

Demeter/Hecate

Ares/Apollo

Artemis/Athena

Hera/Metis/Maia/Leto

Hermes/Thanatos

Hebe/Nine muses

Aphrodite/Persephone

Dionysus/Hypnos

Eris/Eileithyia

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Look @boi-with-the-booze

The mortals boat (or is it ship?) us together

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

You know sometimes I like to complain about living in a cave. But the only thing that ACTUALLY bothers me about living here is the cold. @i-run-the-skellies could we maybe invest into some central heating for the Underworld? It might be easier to fall asleep if it’s a bit chilly, but there’s a literal river running through my bedroom and the moisture makes the whole thing unpleasant.

[i-run-the-skellies]

No.

Get rekt lmao.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Oh, I see… I should have asked your wife :(

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

You know sometimes I like to complain about living in a cave. But the only thing that ACTUALLY bothers me about living here is the cold. @i-run-the-skellies could we maybe invest into some central heating for the Underworld? It might be easier to fall asleep if it’s a bit chilly, but there’s a literal river running through my bedroom and the moisture makes the whole thing unpleasant.

[sleepiest-boi-ever]

Hey, hi and hello to all my fellow gods and goddesses. I just wanted to kindly ask you to check your deity lists, as some of you have listed Hypno as my name. Do not get me wrong, I love that Pokémon! But it could be quite misleading to some mortals. Thank you! :D

@og-fairest-of-them-all

@seaweed-brain-senior

@boi-with-the-booze

@i-run-the-skellies