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[clownvoyance]

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

[clownvoyance]

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

[seaweedisland]

Eat some sleep pls

[clownvoyance]

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

[seaweedisland]

You’re sick, you need help

[clownvoyance]

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

[clownvoyance]

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

[seaweedisland]

Eat some sleep pls

[multi-fandom-shenanigans]

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance

[strikenine]

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

[clownvoyance]

@seaweedisland

[seaweedisland]

Yesssss

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[bunjywunjy]

creature of all time

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance

[karvina]

[seaweedisland]

@entities-of-posts the spiral

[targetedknowledge]

[phoub]

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

[seaweedisland]

I’ll call in my top experts on this @clownvoyance

[clownvoyance]

My friend you reblogged this from me 😭

But yeah pretty sure this is a Melibe viridis!! It's this stupid little sea slug nudibranch guy and I love it so dearly

[seaweedisland]

Thank you slug man I cherish you dearly

[morningsaidthemoon]

commissioned by @gettownsburnmoney, based on this post !!!

[seaweedisland]

I have no idea what the original context is, but I misread it and thought they said “Obama needs you”

[phoub]

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

[seaweedisland]

I’ll call in my top experts on this @clownvoyance

[replacementtheory]

she even took me in the divorce

[clownvoyance]

@seaweedisland

[pukicho]

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

[seaweedisland]

@entities-of-posts the spiral?

[grimark]

but lets not erase asexuals who write absolutely dogshit half-assed bottom of the barrel smut. you are valid.

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance I found you

[m-ellodii-art]

All of the Sides!! Remus was the first one, which I did in December!

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance Patton kinda looks like Martin

[nico-the-overlord]

Guys I need these two in a room together right now please please plea

[nico-the-overlord]

Still thinking about this. Them.

[seaweedisland]

@clownvoyance saw this and thought of you

[the-muppet-joker]

It's weird how an empty house is louder at night than one filled with people you love. Every creaking wall, every groaning pipe, even the sounds of my own breathing are amplified by the Nobody that it's trying to fill. Nobody Home is the loudest and scariest sound. Nobody Coming Back is the sound that has me holding my pillow over my ears. Nobody Left To Hold Onto You is deafening when the night comes.

[seaweedisland]

@entities-of-posts @robert-smirke-official The Lonely

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