Tal

She/they WATCH ME GO INSANE ABOUT VAMPIRES SMP IN REAL TIME Always distracted by The Good Place, Scott Smajor, WTNV, way too long video essays, Hive Mind, She-Ra and my OCs

[tals-tower]

Blog Intro cuz I lost my old one to the void

I'm Tal, genderfluid but defaults to they/she. my asks are always open but dont ask me for donations I can't do that and i panic spiral. If you message me without clarifying why and I dont know you im going to block.

Do not just message me 'hi' please, at least include why you're messaging the first time. Otherwise I will assume you're a bot and block because this is the very first thing on my blog.

I'm fixated on storytelling/mythology at all times send me asks talking about those and I will be so happy

Also if you think I'd like a fandom or something feel free to send an ask reccing it. if it's a book it'll take a while im busy but I promise I'll watch/read it (yknow if you think I'll like it)

Fandoms I'm In Collinlock Continuity Vampires SMP Hazbin Hotel SPOP Life Series Any Janet Edwards Book Batfam Empires SMP 1 & 2 The Owl House Percy Jackson + all related books The Good Place Welcome to Nightvale TMA Basically any MC SMP Scott Smajor has been in (- misadventures :c) Sanders Sides STP TADC SWAFTDE/DAWTDE Clangen comics also

I think that's everything? Feel free to ask for crossovers/fandom fusions. I can do MHA crossovers as well just dont expect me to write it on its own

I talk so much about all of my stuff, check #wip rpg for the wip rpg updates. Check #tal writes or #my writing for ao3 links. I'm Sleepy_And_Confused over there (and also all the time)

Ignore my inconsistent posting schedule none of this is organized or tagged properly, tell me if I say something wrong I'm kinda stupid and say stuff without thinking/just have horrible takes. I use tone tags sometimes if you say something that could be misinterpretted please do as well.

[cowardsexual]

the thing with rocky is, does he want to kill himself? no. he has the weight of survivor guilt and responsibility towards his entire crew to keep him from killing himself for 46 years. he cannot allow himself to die. he owes them at least that. give him the choice to trade his life for even a single other blip-a member tho and he would deep throat a gun harry dubois style. case in point:

[cowardsexual]

my beautiful mutuals and many other enlightened minds have discussed the possibilities for tension between rocky and adrian re: gracerocky codependency, but ever since that interview with james ortiz i have been plagued with a vision of like. rocky returning to erid as the sole survivor of what, while highly dangerous, was never meant to be a suicide mission... adrian having other family (i was thinking hatchmate) on the blip-a crew as well alongside rocky, and their relief at rocky's safe return getting swept up in their grief. all the families of the other survivors. his best friend is starving in 2 months. it's touchdown day on erid and rocky's "it should've been me. it should've been me" stocks have never been higher

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[pansyfemme]

new phrase of frustration im workshopping: well that’s a real bee sting to the clit

[untiloblivions]

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

[buggalog]

Most underrated stick figure stim is when they start slamming shit when pissed it is so funny

[buggalog]

They were so fucking real for this

[snakefashion]

shout out to the time i told my doctor about the extreme hip pain i had been having for months that was preventing me from walking even short distances, expecting to be told to exercise more, and he was like "ah yeah i know what that is" and then he gave me a shot and i was cured instantly. walked out with no hip pain. never in my wildest dreams did i ever think a doctor could be that helpful

[snakefashion]

because of this i always tell him of my minor foibles, you never know when theres another Miracle Shot

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[fossilizedhysterics]

happy pride month. im not putting any more effort into this

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[cheriboms]

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[gettownsburnmoney]

brennan slamming us with bat child's existential crisis about being a vampire in the middle of a silly owl bit is devastating, actually

[gettownsburnmoney]

i really appreciate siobhan committing to madelaine's "i'm just a girl and i DON'T KNOW him" routine even when the dice failed her

[monstrousfrogbuttocks]

HJ hitting on LaVonte throughout the entirety of the latest episode is fuelling my pride month

[leftbeeftheory]

Wow everyone here is so hot I hope I get passed around like a (remembers weed is illegal in my state) juice box

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 8: A Bid, a Banksy, and the Bird in the Basement.

Got to spend money to make money.

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