You awaken in a cold sweat, your gaze flickering, reflexively, to the alarm clock on your bedside table.
It is 3:06 AM on a Tuesday morning, and you have work in three hours.
This, however, soon becomes the least of your concerns as a horrendous, wet slurping resonates down the hall and past the open door to your room.
Strange; you do not recall having left it open earlier that night: you never do.
Before another thought can cross your mind, another awful noise offends your precious ear drums. It sounds... awfully familiar, but you cannot quite place it.
Against your better judgement, you consider investigating, after all... you are home alone, and who else is there to do so if not you?
And that is precisely what you do.
With caution, you creep down the hall, the sound once again assaulting your senses.
What manner of creature had invaded your home? Was it an alien? Some horrible amalgamation of fish and man? Perhaps a giant insect spinning some kind of horrid trap for you to walk, unsuspecting, into?
Lo and behold, what you see upon entering the kitchen is none of the aforementioned.
It is but a man, crouched on top of your dining table like a feral beast.
There is, as you note, nothing but a single Taki pinched between his index finger and thumb, and an empty bag in the other hand.
Numerous, bare and slobbered upon chips lay on the table below him...
Good god, this was like something out of your worst nightmare.
What kind of person eats Takis like that, you wonder?
Who could bear to defile them so? To lick off all the powder, leaving nothing behind but an empty, tasteless husk?
You awaken in a cold sweat, your gaze flickering, reflexively, to the alarm clock on your bedside table.
It is 3:59 PM on that same Tuesday.
Pushing that thought aside in a groggy daze, you reach over to your nightstand and pick up your phone, unlocking it and navigating to the Twitter application.
The first tweet on your timeline is Markiplier once again pestering another corporation for a sponsorship, naturally without much success.
You couldn't quite place why the others didn't take, after all, who wouldn't want to sponsor the @markiplier ?
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