VIANNA

DON'T REPOST PLS REBLOG MY ART. Ele/Any/All; 19 anos/years old; Brasileiro/ Brazilian. _Commissions(CLOSE). Please don't judge my english i'm learning.

[crabussy]

this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think

[crabussy]

you understand me

[verajustsaid]

"Ask me about my Tokusatsu/Super Sentai show idea" T-shirt but its a Tumblr post and I must. Infodump.

[excuse-to-procrastinate]

So it's called Knockout Rangers (or K.O. Rangers) and it's about five martial artists from around the world that are invited by an eccentric scientist who wants to study them and their skills, and develop research on making the human body better. Each ranger represents a martial art from their country of origin. At the end o the experiment, the scientist has developed the Knockout Rangers' superpowers, which make them stronger, faster, more resilient, etc, and suiting up takes eating a specialized protein bar whose wrap incinerated after being opened (for aesthetic and environmental reasons).

They fight an evil energy drink company and interdimensional invaders from a disgraced kingdom, both of which have a tenuous aliance with each other. The company has humanoid martial artist animatronics called Walters. The kingdom has the bodies of their dead citizens pupettered by magical masks to be martial artist minions.

It's awesome.

[excuse-to-procrastinate]

🖤 Karate | [He/Him] Miyashiro Tetsuya 🇯🇵

❤️ Muay Boran | [She/Her] Usanee "Daeng" Narong 🇹🇭

💚 Capoeira | [He/They] Ângelo Macedo de Sousa 🇧🇷

💛 Sambo | [She/Her] Yashma Victorovna Mokhnatkina 🇷🇺

💙 Wing Chun | [She/Her] Máo Haiyan (毛海燕) 🇨🇳

Them btw :3

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[fitchersvogel]

There's an entire category of Catholic folk magic that involves threatening and abusing statues of the saints until they do what you want! A famous example is burying a statue of St Joseph upside down in your yard to sell your house; once it's sold, you dig up the statue and "reward" it. The folklorist Sabina Magliocco talks about how Italian folk magic, in particular, has a strong quid pro quo element: in Sardinia, for example, villagers would throw parades for saints and carry their statues around town to ward off drought, but if the saint failed to come through, they'd dunk it in the well headfirst, and keep doing it until the rains came. So if you buy this statue and Anthony doesn't do his job, you can always waterboard him!

[important-animal-images]

[princess-rosiebird]

[chilewithcarnage]

adios

[velinxi]

A dance that never ends

[Prints available here]

[demilypyro]

Okay, so is zero really the normal amount of fantasizing about being a girl for cis men? It can't be that uncommon. Besides, what if transitioning seems like really hard and scary and a person is married to someone straight?

And what if those fantasies since this person was like 13 had a kinda sexual bent to them? Maybe they cent be real trans cause what proper trans girls has seems more pure and good. What then?

Awh, you poor thing. Yes, it really is that uncommon. But don't worry, these are all perfectly normal things for a trans girl to deal with.

Transitioning is hard and scary for everyone, so it'll take a lot of time and effort, yes. It sucks, but the only way to be happy is to persist and get through it. Once you realize it's what you need, there's just no other option.

Plenty of trans people are in straight relationship when they transition, and yes, those relationships can then fall apart. It happens. Not always, but it happens. Sometimes this leads partners to discover something about themselves, often people stay friends, and sometimes it ends poorly. It's unfortunate, but it is what it is.

It's also perfectly normal for those fantasies to be a bit sexual, that's just what happens when you've been taught that something is taboo, but you want it anyway. When it's all new and exciting, it can't help but make you feel weird. We've all been through that. That includes me. There's no such thing as a "proper" trans girl, you shouldn't worry about that. You should just do what makes you happy.

You're clearly worried about a lot of things right now. I'm sorry if being confronted with my posts was a shock. I promise it'll be okay in the long run. I hope one day you'll forgive me.

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

hey. original asker. walnut, if I may call you that. I know I'm just one voice out of hundreds on this post, and it looks like you made a throwaway account to send this ask anyway, but if you are there and are checking the responses to this post, please listen to me

I transitioned specifically for the sex. it took me a long time to come to terms with it, due to the exact same societal pressures you're feeling right now. but there came a point where I couldn't deny it anymore. I love being horny. I built an entire identity out of it. wearing dresses and skirts and bras and panties turns me on. groping my own growing tits and running my hands up and down my smooth skin turns me on. the way I look at other women and the way other women look at me, with desire and lust, turns me on. lesbian sex is one of the greatest things I've ever experienced. and nothing. absolutely nothing about that makes me less transfem, less of a lesbian, than anyone else

you are absolutely allowed to be turned on by the idea of being a girl. you're absolutely allowed to be turned on by the idea of other people doing sex acts to you as a girl. horny is just an emotion, like hunger or happiness or fear, and there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of

I promise you it's worth it. its terrifying, but it's worth it. your sisters are waiting on the other side with open arms for you. we love you

[verajustsaid]

Laura: "Imagine moaning 'yahoo!' during sex."

[viannaheus]

Idk girl, ask Mario.

[the-catacombs]

Art by Super Twunk

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[optimysticals]

Oh my Barbies definitely craved vengance.

[kitmarlowe]

Right, hard to be conclusive about the cause of death but, uh…Well, it’s going to be plague, isn’t it?

[archaeo-geek]

A bunch of plague pit ghosts invisibly playing Guess Who with their own skeletons while an archaeologist excavates them is honestly one of the funniest concepts I’ve ever seen.

[newtypezaku]

[verajustsaid]

“And that’s Trump’s fault” we hate yall with Democrat presidents too, he’s not special

[lautakwah]

average gay interaction

[kittensandweed2]

what the fuck ever

[kianamaiart]

It's really funny seeing people think that Miss is short (mostly because I think they're misinterpreting the kids' heights). So here's their canon heights/ages

Aika (15 y/o) 5'2"

Zira (16 y/o) 5'5"

Eclipse (15 y/o) 5'7"

Miss (39 y/o) 5'8"

Lady DeVoid (ageless) 7'3" + some with horns

[kianamaiart]

DeVoid outfits

[green-marios-mansion]

I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

This is how azula killed aang

[mega-wad]

From DRUMMER issue #58