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✉️ Sebastian + Lily

Lily: That's the point, there's no thought there!

Sebastian: Plenty of thought, I had to pick what gift card design you might want.

TEXT|| COLE + SEBASTIAN

Cole: it's not a junker, that's offensive. it's doing just fine but if you're paying to pimp my ride, why not go all out? do you know someone who could hook me up with a time machine?

Cole: unless they've got restaurants now where i can show up in a hoodie with no pants, let's do your apartment.

Bash: It's a junker if it needs that much fixing. Because it's not the 00's and you don't need a hot tub in the back of your car. I can ask around for you.

Bash: Fine, I'll order it for pick up once I'm on my way.

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: You're a monster! How can you be trusted with anything?

Sebastian: I have a fake plant in my office.

✉️ SEBASTIAN + VIENNA

Vienna: Well... if I am being honest I'm surprised you're so willing to turn up to one of my mom's parties. Probably more so knowing that I'll be around but you did get an invite so of course, you're more than welcome to attend. Oh, so you're like back back then. For good. Congratulations I suppose.

Sebastian: It'll be good for business. Don't sound so thrilled about it Vienna, you can say you don't want me here.

✉️ SEBASTIAN + VIENNA

Sebastian: Your mom has eyes everywhere. I got back in about two weeks ago

Vienna: Or I'm sure it was an automated mailing list and they forgot to remove you from it. You can still tell her you're busy. Why are you back?

Sebastian: I don’t know it might be a nice change of pace from the annual work party. I took a permanent position at the new bank

✉️ Sebastian + Lily

Sebastian: You want a jamba juice gift card for christmas?

Sebastian: Or you can have the red robin one. You pick

Lily: Why would you go out and buy gift cards like that and get them for crappy chain places?!

Sebastian: it’s the thought that counts isn’t it?

✉️ SEBASTIAN + VIENNA

Vienna: Just tell her you can't make it. It's not like you're in town anyway.

Sebastian: Your mom has eyes everywhere. I got back in about two weeks ago

✉️ SEBASTIAN + VIENNA

Sebastian: I got an invitation to your mother's holiday party, was this a mistake or?

✉️ Sebastian + Lily

Sebastian: You want a jamba juice gift card for christmas?

Sebastian: Or you can have the red robin one. You pick

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: Try and live with yourself when you wipe out an animal population.

Sebastian: I’ll live just fine, it’s survival of the fittest

TEXT|| COLE + SEBASTIAN

Cole: What does it not need? A car wash, a smog check, new tires. Fuzzy dice on the rearview mirror. Flames on the side to up my street cred. I can keep going.

Cole: Eat where? Here? At my office?

Bash: let’s get you set up with a mechanic that you can trust with your junker. You’ll have to go back to the 90s for your fuzzy die.

Bash: no. eat at the restaurant or eat back at my place

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: Just cause you don't care doesn't mean none of us do, ass.

Sebastian: At least I don't stink. I can live with being an ass

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: Showering more than once a week is environmentally irresponsible. Sorry for caring about the planet.

Sebastian: The manatees will be fine if you pick up soap more often.

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: My lack of a love life says different!

Sebastian: Take a shower might help.

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: Oh, do you know her personally?

Sebastian: Don't need to, you're basically a replica

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: I take back everything I said. I don't do boundaries.

Sebastian: Now you're being overbearing. A total taylor move.

texts | mccartney + sebastian

McCartney: Thank you for respecting my decisions. The world needs more men like you.

Sebastian: It's all about boundaries.

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