- ̗̀ — bang bang

bang bang! give me FAME( shoot me ) up to entertain i am a semi-automatic lonely boy you're dead! i'm well fed give me death or give me head daddy's little PSYCHO and mommy's little soldier

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text : seb

reid: no?

seb: i sent you one since you're bitter and single on valentine's day.

seb: i even paid for it with the money from my new job.

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text : seb

reid: celeste just asked me if i was dtf?

reid: i should've done this awhile ago.

seb: did you get my edible arrangement?

seb:

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ffsingrid:

“oh my god please don’t be like that. why does everyone think silas has an std? he doesn’t, i  was forced to get checked out today, i’m clear. you like lily don’t you, you’re avoiding the question…”

“ because i’ve known him since he got his first boner and that fucker hasn’t stopped ever since.  no, ingrid, i don’t like her ”

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ffsingrid:

“true, very true. no no i don’t like him in that way if that’s what you mean. i just wanted to get it over and done with and i guess it turned into a regular thing…? what about you, you like lily or is it just sex?”

“ a regular thing? wow, not to side with clarence but if you’re gonna fuck around with him you should keep checking yourself down there, you know, make sure that everything’s okay. it’s all fun and games until someone has chlamydia.”

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celestewyd:

“well, if it means anything things are the complete opposite. he usually does the talking and i do the yelling, though — there’s a chance that might change, i might resort to hitting him but i’m not too sure where that lies in my own spectrum of ETHICS,” she rambles slightly. “i never even got to meet theo, which is pretty sad actually.”

“ you’re suddenly my new favorite person. don’t try to fight him, you’ll lose and a pretty face like yours shouldn’t be hurt by a guy like him.  but hey, maybe im just bias, if you actually think you have a chance go ahead and kick his ass ” he said “ i met him once, he was pretty cool. that didn’t stop me for almost stepping on him like twenty times though,”

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ffsingrid:

“you’re the first who isn’t judging me so thanks for that seb. reid forced me to go to the clinic to get checked out… so paranoid. yeah well it happened so i don’t understand the big deal.”

“ who am i to judge you ? i’m terrible at keeping my dick out of inappropriate places. so, do you like him or is it just sex? ” 

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kvlias:

“hey, hey. i didn’t say that it was right of him to kill the pig. but he didn’t intentionally kill him. i mean, he probably didn’t think about it that much but i don’t think he meant to kill theo.”, she shrugged briefly. “you’re kidding me. right?”, she asked in shock. “he’s still going to marry her?”, she raised an eyebrow. “that’s crazy. but hey, might be a bit of a downer, now?”

“ and i didn’t intentionally fuck lily.” he laughed, seb still felt terrible about what happened but he needed a good laugh to ease the guilt. however, his smile faded when he was reminded of the wedding “ i don’t know, they’re so fucking dysfunctional they deserve their own mtv show. but i have faith that lily will snap out of it soon enough. ”

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dcnovan:

“ sometimes i forget how rich you are. and yeah, but she’s really pissed at your brother. i ended up having to cheer her up with the last of my favorite ice cream. “

“ you shouldn’t forget, that’s the only thing i got going for me. i’m mad at him too so at least we can make a club ”  seb patted donovan’s shoulder and offered the boy a smile “ you’re a good dude. ”

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arvchism:

“ let me guess - this funeral isn’t as politically significant as the pig funeral held in ukraine late 2015 ?”

“ what no     dude, come on. my friend’s pig just died, show a little heart. it may not be important to the world but it’s important to her small blonde heart. ”

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celestewyd:

“did they cancel the wedding? i just — spoke to your brother a day ago and he said he was STILL engaged?” she questioned, brows knitting together, “… is ingrid hosting theo’s funeral? that’s really sweet, actually.”

“ i don’t know, we’re not exactly on speaking terms, well he’s not      i talk he yells” sebastian sighed “ yeah she really loved that little piece of bacon. rest in piece theo, you were a good one. ” 

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ffsingrid:

“ oh my god sebastian! he isn’t that bad. sure, he sleeps with a bunch of girl’s but he isn’t that dirty. he’s only helping a girl out. “

“ wow, i mean it’s your body you can let whatever you want inside of you. i’m just surprised, i never saw that coming ”

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describe your crush in 3 words

brunette,  aggressive, petty.

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How does it feel not only to be biological brothers but tunnel brothers with your brother?

“ pretty fucking gross when you say it like that ” 

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rcid:

“don’t fucking touch me”

“ see, you can talk. now, come back to the penthouse and stop playing victim. you’re a winslet, we don’t do that shit. ” 

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y'all winslet brothers are gay as shit man.

“ it’s in the blood ”

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top 3 ppl u'd be dtf and why ?

“ kalia because … well….have you seen her? mickey because she’s my best friends and would probably play jenga with me afterwards and silas because i want to know what the fuss is all about. ”

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who you tryin to fuck now?

“ i’m actually thinking about becoming a born again virgin      who am i kidding? i don’t know, dude, i’m not really trying to fuck anyone but whatever happens.... happens ”