what a hell of a way to die

lars. she/they.

[spitblaze]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian

[life-on-our-planet]

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan

[henstomper]

titanic beasts clash on the hills of an alien planet shaking the ground 30,000 lightyears from earth filmed at a height of 17000 feet

[moneybuydrugs]

yea well im possessed and its yours

[bisexualclarkkent]

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Who do you think is driving the truck?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[electronicgallery]

Bowl with Fish, Iran, probably Kashan (late 13th–mid-14th century).

[were--ralph]

what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[xanaxfarts]

Ty Beanie Babies: Batty the Bat (1995)

[sandmandaddy69]

[herpsandbirds]

Green Earthworm (Aporrectodea smaragdina), family Lumbricidae, Slovenia

photographs by Ton van Haaren

Austria - photograph by Manfred Auer

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[eggtomatosoup]

we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

[were--ralph]

honestly sometimes cunty can be worse

[were--ralph]

yes the new one is cunty but we lost so much in the process

[lighthouseshepard]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[lighthouseshepard]

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.

[sacred-portal]

[nyanbinyuri]

[wolfmoonjournal]

This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

[archdemoning]

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

[thegreenmeridian]

Shoutout to that time someone posted this on one of my servers and multiple people were going “this is exclusionary to people who don’t drink/are allergic to dogs, also it is ableist to expect me to understand the concept of an analogy”

Like yes ok I would definitely have neither 2 beers with you nor leave a puppy with any of you