second person offical

[second-person-offical]

hello, you are second person offical. you made this blog to spread love for second person, the least appreciated person.

your main blog is @calcium-is-screaming.

this blog uses he/they pronouns.

you also like to use proper punctuation.

[second-person-offical]

you really like custard

[second-person-offical]

what person does your offical talk in?

first (i, me, myself)

second (you, yourself)

third (he did, she did, they did)

Voting ended onMar 28

[chickfila-offical]

we talk in a super-secret fourth option

[second-person-offical]

there is no fourth option.

[second-person-offical]

what person does your offical talk in?

first (i, me, myself)

second (you, yourself)

third (he did, she did, they did)

Voting ended onMar 28

[second-person-offical]

first, you think everyone younger than you isn’t very smart and that when they’re older, they’ll be easier to talk to and will understand things. then, you realize some people your own age aren’t very smart either, so you figure that everyone your age and below just doesn’t understand things yet and when you’re all older, you’ll be easier to talk to and will understand things. finally, you notice that a few people older than you aren’t very smart too. so then you realize that there are not very smart people at every age and some people will never be easy to talk to

and by not very smart you don’t mean intellectually, you mean common sense or basic human decency.

[second-person-offical]

it's news to you that it's news to you to which degree who answers to who we could go on and on, but in the end, who are we kidding? your divinity is past infinity, are you... getting through?

seems our regime has plummeted south don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouth why bite the hand that feeds when it's the only hand you're getting? it's time you see that this great marquee is the only place you're ever gonna be so strap on in and take it on the chin and don't forget who's running the show

now look at this! absolute bliss! oh, what a shock! watch where you walk!

you’re the host, you run the place caine, that is your name not enthused, just feeling used? oh, what a goddamn shame

congratulations, all of your friends public relations are getting a cleanse put on your Sunday best because you’re nowhere close to quitting

so play the games and just ignore the pains 'cause all that remains is how you prime your brains you whine to you but you're too blind to see that you’re the one who's running the show

yeah

[researching-offical]

OFFICALVERSE SURVEY !!!

Officalverse Survey

Form by @researching-offical

To anyone in the officalverse, I would really really really appreciate it if you could fill this out! If anyone is up for an interview as well, feel free to send an ask, DM, or comment on this post. Thank you so much!

Tagging some officals for reach if that's alright! @strawberry-offical @breadcrumb-offical @snail-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satans-child-offical @satans-fan-offical @shoe-offical @villain-offical @tum-blr-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @hero-offical @herobrine-offical @astronaut-offical @salamander-offical

No pressure but I'd really appreciate reblogs!

[b4rtyl1ci0us]

i want to start a tag game because everyone else doea and i have fomo. if i tag you, participate. plaese.

a poll of four of ur fav songs and moots vote whichever they think is the most •.¸♡ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ♡¸.•

which one pick

bottom ,, mccafferty

all too well (tmv) ,, taylor swift

actor ,, conan gray

clara bow ,, taylor swift

Voting ended onFeb 26

@prongsluvsyou @prongsievans @wolfstarwitch70

[wolfstarwitch70]

pick!!!

lady stardust by David Bowie

graceland too by Phoebe Bridgers

sun bleached flies by ethel cain

punisher by Phoebe Bridgers

Voting ended onFeb 26

@space-girliee @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @urm0onagedaydream @em0tionallymotionsick @eli-evermore @epsilonstars @thatmusicaltheaternerd @thehyperfixationistlass @lostinthefandomswitchs @foundheaven013 @choosadex @velvetnemesis @nataliescatorcciolvr @natsguitar @moonybowie0209 and open!!!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

ty for the tag!!

WHICH ONE AM I

heroes- david bowie

motion sickness- phoebe bridgers

the gold- phoebe bridgers

bite the hand- boygenius

Voting ended onFeb 26

@sorryilovejegulus @knightmossy @bebopmooony @starcroww @withdevovotion @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @arikakari @space-girliee @coffeestainedstars + open tags!!

[emotional-traffic-cone]

OHH HOW ABT ME?

Romeo by Conan Gray

Yours by Conan Gray

Running by The Aubreys

Lonesome is a state of mind by Djo

Voting ended onMar 1

 @southerncutss @krow-offical @rucrazy12 @jam-pots @spinning-enoki  @lyssiswillthewise @moonys-chocolate28 @sleepingnoodles @alwayssirius09 @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @moon-drunk-8 +open tags!!

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

ROMEO BY CONAN GRAY YUH DOY

WHO

boy bi - mad tsai

in my head - mad tsai

LSD - Chloe Tang

teenage tragedy - Rory webley

Voting ended onMar 7

@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @yourlocalavian @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto

[thegayriley]

WHICH IS ME

Collard Greens - ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick Lamar

I Don't Smoke - Mitski (Audiotree Live Version)

Too Close - Sir Chloe

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac (2004 Remaster)

Voting ended onMar 4

@drumsticks-offical @ordinarily-unordinary

Open tags xx

[drumsticks-offical]

WHOA THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU RILEY

Which is me gang

Glistening-flipturn

Care-Conan gray

I know the end-phoebe Bridgers

Pulling leaves off trees-wallows

Voting ended onMar 2

@tax-evad3r @biologynerd13 @the-grassy-hill @the-eldestdaughter @chipotle-offical @7-eleven-offical @adinosaurwithtinyarms @awesome-offical @ladybugcrimelord-offical +open tags :)

[awesome-offical]

Ooh you’ve got some pretty AWESOME song picks, maybe Pulling Leaves Off Trees?

Which one am I??

Ego Renegade Boy - Flavor Foley

Retry Now! - Nakiso

Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz

Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon

Voting ended onMar 2

I was gonna put more vocaloid songs but I felt like I should at least have some different ones lol

@apocalyptic-endings @pansexuality-official @hekate-offical @do-not-u-dare @amnesia-offical @7-eleven-offical @yearning--offical @god-the-offical @ena-offical @costco-offical + open tags:3

[apocalyptic-endings]

oooooh thank you for the taggggg :) i can't pick my top 100 let alone 4 but here are a few of them

which am i??

we didn't start the fire - billy joel

oh you pretty thing - bowie

symptom of the universe - black sabbath

um, it's kind of a lot - will wood

Voting ended onMar 4

no pressure tags (and as always just let me know if you'd rather not be tagged) - @nelly-rebellyyyyy @elios-ramblings @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @kingkit7734 @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @axolotlmage47 @fishthefrog @the-unity-collective @dontcareenoughforthis @mongoosewithaharmoniica @izalea-leaves @onyx44413 @raeprise @shadykoalaninja @faeblixxx @paraskeinia @coffee--spill

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Tyftt

(Thank you for the tag)

songs

scared crows -$carecrow

ahiahiahohah -ren

I love work -butterfingers

my band - EMINƎM

Voting ended onMar 2

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @wereboobs-offical @childrens-entertainer-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @reincarnated-gay-fox @fox-offical @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @journalism-offical @pipes-offical @james-offical @kermitthebomber-offical

[chill-lesbian2013]

bet

go my vocaloid

Choose

Honey I’m Home - Ghost and Pals

BUTCHER VANITY - Flavor Foley

Scapeg♾️at - Ghost and Pals

You’ll Be Gone - YonKaGor

Voting ended onMar 2

@orange-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical

[da-police-offical]

Hello kiddo.

Alright

Which of my favourite songs is most like me (?)

Loyal to the game - 2Pac, 50 cent, Lloyd Banks and Young Buck

The devil wears a suit and tie - Colter Wall

Mockingbird - Eminem

Little Caesar - Seb Lowe

Voting ended onMar 4

Before any Eminem fans call me a poser for picking mockingbird as a favourite: shove it up your ass. I don't care. It has sentimental value to me. I think 8 mile (yes, it's a song as well as an album and movie) is the better song but I like mockingbird because it has memories I hold dear. To be fair, so does without me, but mockingbird has more.

@the-stonekeepers @laciffo-natas @nurse-offical @bone-lord @radiation-poisoning-offical @inspector-javert-offical @the-police-doggo-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-official and everyone else because I'm lazy and can't be arsed to tag everyone I know. If you see it, take it as an invitation from me to add onto the chain.

Songs are below to listen to:

Oh, and the songs without me and 8 mile that I mentioned too

[the-police-doggo-offical]

ooh this is interesting!

I don’t listen to music too often but here are some songs!

What’s most me?

let me down slowly -Alex Benjamin

little big boy -Madds Buckley

Hidden in the sand -Tally Hall

Sports -Beach bunny

Voting ended onMar 7

I truthfully haven’t interacted with many yet so uhm the only one I have to tag is @second-person-offical

[OOC: HAH skill issue much on my own behalf]

[second-person-offical]

ok chat

which one is me :3

white blank page - mumford and sons

sailor song - gigi perez

heather - conan gray

backyard boy - claire rosinkranz

Voting ended onMar 5

@grapes-offical @strawberry-offical @7-eleven-offical

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-police-doggo-offical]

sorry buddy I warned you :3?

[second-person-offical]

don’t :3 at yourself if you’re gonna arrest yourself

[the-police-doggo-offical]

I won’t arrest you that’s not what I’m trained to do.

and plus I’ve got dog paws..(╥﹏╥)

:3

[second-person-offical]

yay :D

[the-police-doggo-offical]

but I’ll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessary…

[second-person-offical]

good thing you don’t feel it to be necessary :3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Yes a good thing but don’t make me find it necessary.

[second-person-offical]

you promise you won’t 🫡

[the-police-doggo-offical]

good good.

[second-person-offical]

ofc ofc

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-police-doggo-offical]

sorry buddy I warned you :3?

[second-person-offical]

don’t :3 at yourself if you’re gonna arrest yourself

[the-police-doggo-offical]

I won’t arrest you that’s not what I’m trained to do.

and plus I’ve got dog paws..(╥﹏╥)

:3

[second-person-offical]

yay :D

[the-police-doggo-offical]

but I’ll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessary…

[second-person-offical]

good thing you don’t feel it to be necessary :3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Yes a good thing but don’t make me find it necessary.

[second-person-offical]

you promise you won’t 🫡

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-police-doggo-offical]

sorry buddy I warned you :3?

[second-person-offical]

don’t :3 at yourself if you’re gonna arrest yourself

[the-police-doggo-offical]

I won’t arrest you that’s not what I’m trained to do.

and plus I’ve got dog paws..(╥﹏╥)

:3

[second-person-offical]

yay :D

[the-police-doggo-offical]

but I’ll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessary…

[second-person-offical]

good thing you don’t feel it to be necessary :3

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-police-doggo-offical]

sorry buddy I warned you :3?

[second-person-offical]

don’t :3 at yourself if you’re gonna arrest yourself

[the-police-doggo-offical]

I won’t arrest you that’s not what I’m trained to do.

and plus I’ve got dog paws..(╥﹏╥)

:3

[second-person-offical]

yay :D

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-police-doggo-offical]

sorry buddy I warned you :3?

[second-person-offical]

don’t :3 at yourself if you’re gonna arrest yourself

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D

[second-person-offical]

but you don’t want to be arrested :(

[the-pineapple-offical]

oh yeah btw everyone go support this cute little indie show called “Strawberry vampire”

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@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

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@pond-scum-offical @pond-scum-offical @writers-offical @authoritarianism-offical @gacha-life-offical @not-offical-offical @lakitu-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @wereboobs-offical @tea-offical @onion-opinions-offical @onion-opinions-offical @kinkajou-offical @pan-offical @oppossum-offical @kissed-a-woman-offical

[the-pineapple-offical]

@7-eleven-offical

You know what fuck it

Tag your kids

[7-eleven-offical]

my..... kids?

okay..

@hopeless-romantic-teen-official the-pineapple-offical said to tag you

[the-pineapple-offical]

wait no I meant your workers 😭

[7-eleven-offical]

oh okay.

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards @a-french-coconut @c0sm1c-n33dl3-1s-0k4y @allhailstarscream @drumsticks-offical2 @cr0w1zd3d @cholgamer @sunnyarik3r

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the-pineapple-offical wants me to tag yall

also called yall my kids? what do we think abt this?

[wammipammi]

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical

EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE

KILL MY BUDDY

i have cannons

i will win, trust

[second-person-offical]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL KILL YOU

[the-police-doggo-offical]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!

[second-person-offical]

BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO

YOU CANT NOT

[the-police-doggo-offical]

NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS

THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS

[second-person-offical]

NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED

IT IS NOW

[the-police-doggo-offical]

yes…be self employed! No crime no murder..

[second-person-offical]

you can’t just quit now! what about your two week notice?

what if you were a self employed murderer…

[the-police-doggo-offical]

then uhm put in your two weeks notice?

no…don’t do murder…come work alongside me instead it’s cool here!

[second-person-offical]

maybe…

what if i do both jobs?

[the-police-doggo-offical]

uhm…I’m not sure if it’s possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..

[calcium-reblogs]

you’d make and exception for yourself, right

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY

how dare you pull that card

>:[

(maybe a would maybe I wouldn’t..)

[second-person-offical]

you think you would >:3

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[more ooc :0]

that’s it

*steals ur job*

you think you wouldn’t because that’s very uncool and your too cool to be uncool

Heheh

[calcium-is-screaming]

wha- that’s illegal :(

you’re actually too uncool to be cool ig

[the-police-doggo-offical]

[still ooc oml]

Nuh uh >:(

NUH UH I AM COOL

IM THE COOLEDT

SO COOL!!!!

[second-person-offical]

nuh uh uh you’re super uncool

cool people would let me commit murder

[the-police-doggo-offical]

You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your ‘second person’ so

you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.

also NO MURDER.

[second-person-offical]

well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but that’s a little complicated

i’m calling you uncool

also YES MURDER

[the-police-doggo-offical]

threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.

[second-person-offical]

whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??

[the-pineapple-offical]

me when I eat

@7-eleven-offical

[7-eleven-offical]

me when i send my employees after you

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards @a-french-coconut @c0sm1c-n33dl3-1s-0k4y @allhailstarscream

[second-person-offical]

*comes after you*

[the-pineapple-offical]

You’re one of my fav blogs tho

You’re my uhhh heir now

[second-person-offical]

oh darn you don’t know what to do now

thank you?

high five

[the-pineapple-offical]

High five

[second-person-offical]

yippee