An Array of Things That Weren't Very Cash Money

You can trust me to never know what's going on, ever :) (picrew pfp by sparemoon)

[daredussy]

he rly put his whole matthussy murdussy into the whole daredevil thing

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[secondhand-skeleton]

[romcommunist]

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

[dreadmarshal]

Isn't Hannibal problematic...

no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.

[warcrimesimulator]

"Whipped cream is disgusting" i knew you were mentally ill but Jesus Christ

this is my new favorite ask ever

[secondhand-skeleton]

no context, just have this hellscape of a creation from my friends

[rapidlydecaying]

this is it guys. i’ve broken tma down to it’s bare essentials!!!!!!

[starjasmines]

i still think about this constantly sorry nia

[mundanesalad]

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

[mundanesalad]

I always get a little uptick in notes on this post during finals seasons.

[secondhand-skeleton]

alright boys, I'm going into tma deficit. what's your favorite statement or an episode you think is underrated?

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[olivelinen]

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

[urie]

im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

[secondhand-skeleton]

I like to think that Elias kept a little baggie of googly eyes with him everywhere he went in case he found a good place for spying shenanigans

[secondhand-skeleton]

so for April fools day will rusty quill please confirm the fact that Jon and Martin definitely Are Not dead and it was just a big ol joke and they are alive and did not die and that they can actively breathe oxygen and that theyre--

[officialspec]

gender reveal came back negative

[areweforgiven]

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor