Two Knives And Cheeseballs

Anything that catches my fancy.

[smolwriter]

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

[starknstarwars]

Me on not writing island, looking at you on not writing island knowing we’ll both be here tomorrow.

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[american-gothic]

[reticent-vampire]

[reticent-vampire]

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Whoever is listening realising they went bankrupt so they could listen to this shit:

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[platoapproved]

The words began to pour out of me as they had out of him, and soon we were talking about a thousand things we had felt in our hearts, varieties of secret loneliness, and the words seemed to be essential words the way they did on those rare occasions with my mother. And as we came to describe our longings and dissatisfactions, we were saying things to each other with great exuberance, like “Yes, yes,” and “Exactly,” and “I know completely what you mean,” and “And yes, of course, you felt that you could not bear it,” etc. —THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[fandiagnosis]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.3

[wishingonadandylion]

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[theeroins]

never beating the father daughter allegations

[dmcmercy]

I love that society has progressed to the point where the baseball scene has become The Twilight Reference to make instead of sparkling vampires

[cocteautwinsgirl]

Claudia was an unforeseen joy.

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[aquarines]

you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you

[sherlockthedetective]

The red ring belonged to Nickolas.

Lestat toys with it in S2 when talking about Nicki at the trial.

He's wearing it when being questioned about Nicki in his interview by Daniel.

As our clever journalist says is there a bit more to their story we'll get to see in the show? Some background on the music box, some more of their time in Paris, some clarity on his death, a mention of his presence at the witches place...