right guys? because of gay? -Michael Scott

all I do is reblog

[theonion]

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[dogpuppy]

[waylonpark]

This is my fav tweet of all time

[ryebreadgf]

coldplay

[rramshackled]

the universal experience

[pobopolybius]

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

[orolith]

[celebrityho]

[amsterd4m]

[gayocats]

1149243838715

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[tuxcatdoodles]

[narwhalsarefalling]

this was the image i was trying to send btw

[galladegamer]

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[lunarlockout]

She has 10 songs and 9 of them are about eating box. The other one is about moving to a different state to eat more box

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[batty-bun]

I'm sorry grandpa that they're doing this

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[servedwithhoni]

I need straight people to shut the fuck up about chappell roan. I'm tired. "She's not using her platform" she was raising money for gaza at concerts with her friendship bracelets. "She's using the queer community" bitch she's a lesbian drag queen she IS the community. "She's so entitled now" she literally just won a Grammy and used that speech advocating for living wages and healthcare for all artists. What the fuck are you doing? Other than tone policing people actually putting the work in?

[flowerbleedme]

Do you experience sexual attraction to locusts

No I do not.

[flowerbleedme]

No I have not.

[abyxdev]

Will you experience sexual attraction to locusts

[flowerbleedme]