Hero of the Minute

Stop crying start decomposing. non binary mess with a degree in chemistry

[segamascott]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[sunsbleeding]

[queermania]

just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

[mxchinewxlf]

[assuming-dinosaur]

Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

[octodamien]

There's something about Tumblr users and the way they describe things that honestly make me so glad I stopped using twitter altogether.

[theehorsepusssy]

[milf--adjacent]

[sacred-portal]

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[anxeious]

[sadclowncentral]

my dad is currently building a shelf for his power tools in the shed. beautifully poetic - without the tools, he would have no means to build the shelf; but without them, there would also be no need to build it in the first place. the snake bites its own tail. if the tail was makita compact circular saw

[anxeious]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[margobarko]

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

[teaboot]

I think God put me on this earth to take care of a little guy. And who is more Baby than el gatito

[oliviawebsite]

TIP: blueberries are good as fuck in the right situation

[charl0ttan]

what happens in the wrong situation

[testosteroney]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]