Hello, internet.

Say something funny!

[gamechangershow]

Printer Low On Mayonnaise

I just fill it with Miracle Whip it doesn’t know the difference.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Goal: learn basic programming just so I can do this.

[onionlike-blog]

More Offices Offer Workers Drinks

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Let's make Mad Men happen.

[chrisnerdwick]

[beeishappy]

puella-magi-midori-magica:

Jon Stewart’s Questionable Graphics 2 (x)

I will never tire of these.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Anthony Weiner Thrusts His Way Into The Lead In New York City Mayoral Race

All smiles.

Best headline ever.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

[secretlifeofcomedy]

http://www.accidentaldong.com

is great for when you're feeling immature.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Lube up, because you're about to get fucked!

- John Oliver and the Daily Show writing staff

[nbcnews]

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Has the Supreme Court reached a decision? Find out at NBC News’ IsThereSCOTUSDecision.com

[barticles-deactivated20140505]

- Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito clarifies the value of the board game Clue in contemporary jurisprudence.

(From the dissent in Descamps v. United States)

[ccindecision-blog]

Okay, okay, but Sorry! still provides accurate legal guidance, right?

[secretlifeofcomedy]

"hi justin bieber follows me :)"

The greatest bio I've ever seen on twitter.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

The Colossal Colon (Coco) was the first of its kind. A 4-ft, walk-through colon that shows common colon problems, including colon cancer. Request Coco for your event.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Washington monument practicing safe sex.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

The Washington Monument is under construction

And the blue scaffolding surrounding the whole thing looks like a giant condom.

[nbcnews]

This is your brain on happy: Machine can read your emotions

(Photo: Carnegie Mellon University)

Researchers have figured out how to read your mind and tell whether you are feeling sad, angry or disgusted – all by looking at a brain scan.

Continue reading

[secretlifeofcomedy]

This is super cool.  Not particularly funny, just awesome.

[theonion]

McDonald’s Considering Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years Of Being Family Owned And Operated | Full Report

[secretlifeofcomedy]

I didn't notice where this was coming from and I totally bought it.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Bassem Youssef went on The Daily Show, and now Jon Stewart's going on Albernameg

Bassem Youssef shares his ever-growing list of crimes against the Egyptian government.

On Friday.  These two are the best.

[secretlifeofcomedy]

Daily Show: Colbert - Prince Charles Scandal

The British culture isn't gay, it's aristocratic.

This video NEVER FAILS to be funny.