𖤐Mercy𖤐

She/Her

[writingdose]

this used to be a common knowledge

via AO3Tikli 2022

[anonmouseur]

Crack:

At All-Stars, Cliff charms Shane into grabbing a drink, and Ilya hooked him up with his cologne bc he ran out so he's walking around smelling like him and Shane feels comfy enough that he actually drinks, so he's a bit drunk and Marly's being a dork, and he smells like Ilya, so he kind of leans into him and just, parks his face on the guy's chest.

And Cliff blinks, bc wtf, but then he's turning red bc again, wtf, and then he's really flattered and also nervous/disappointed/resigned bc Hollzy's a pretty guy. He'd let him face plant his tits whenever, but he's not sober rn so that's a no-go, and he probably won't bring it up when they next see each other either knowing how he is. So, he has to take him back to his room, and try not to think of where this could've gone.

And he does, but Roz walks into them as they're exiting the elevator and Cliff could've sworn he looked like he wanted to kill him for a moment before asking what was going on. Before he can respond, Hollander practically launches himself out of his arms and attaches himself to the blond like a koala.

"Ilyaaa!" Aaaand, he's pressing his nose into the man's neck and Cliff is resigned to being hypothetically cockblocked by his best friend. He urges them along bc he can see Roz tensing and rolls his eyes as he locks the door.

"You two would be good for each other, I'm just sad Hollzy doesn't think I'm pretty after all and only wanted my tits because they were doused in your cologne," he chirps. Ilya huffs at him as he gets Shane on the bed and the man wiggles so he can eagerly assure Cliff.

"I'd suck your dick. But I love Ilya!" And he's back to smiling at the man in all his floaty glory as he falls asleep before either of them can process the verbal whiplash that was just released on them. Jesus fucking Christ.

Cliff waits an appropriate two minutes before bursting into laughter, batting the pillow thrown at him away, and smirking at his friend.

"Have a talk with your man about visiting Paris, I'd love to give him a tour," and specifically bc he knows Ilya won't actually kill him, he presses an annoying, wet, and loud kiss on his cheek before he's heading for his own room, thoroughly amused and very hopeful.

[anonmouseur]

Time travel:

Originally, Hollanov got to come out on their own terms, but Brad (derogatory) is a loser who Shane once rejected, which means he does very stupid things to get revenge.

Unfortunately for him, Eric Bennett, Kip Grady, Svetlana Vetrova, and Wyatt Hayes were 1000x hotter, smarter, and cunning than him. And their older counterparts are determined to reverse his stupidity.

[thememedaddy]

[argillaforma]

i love shane because in some ways he's just so Jock and so Boy like he has zero houseplants (except for maybe a cactus or two) because he doesn't care and he forgets to water them and his house would look like shit without a designer because all his walls would be metros blue and he has to hire someone to tell him what kind of clothes to wear and his favourite thing is Sports but i just know he also doesn't play about his microfiber cleaning cloths and he stores leftovers in glass containers instead of plastic containers because microplastic and you have to use the back entrance on rainy days because he doesn't want mud on his nice floors

[sabotage-on-mercury]

we talk about Shane's lingerie (jockstrap, white socks, backwards ballcap) but what about Ilya's lingerie. The white ribbed tank top. The house slippers. The CK briefs. The adidas track suit. I know in my heart Ilya owns a track suit and he wears it like a negligee #hislingerie

[womanguy]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“ilya i think we need to spend time doing things separately” shane says all of sudden and ilya drops the phone from his hands and looks up to shane “why?” he asks “the guys and some of the wags were saying we’re codependent” shane replies “and this is a bad thing? i like to spend time with you” ilya says “i don’t know if it’s a bad thing. i like to spend time with you too” shane says as he sighs “there’s is no problem then” ilya says as he picks up his phone again “we like to spend all the hours of our day together so what? it’s good thing yes? we love each other” he resume his scrolling through tiktok “yeah, right, i think you’re right. we love each other and enjoy to spend any time we can together, there’s no problem with that” shane says crossing his arms as he adjusts his back in the bed frame. after that all their friends had their senses tingling warning them that something is about to get worse and it’s ilya and shane clinginess and now they’ll have to do an intervention cus the two of them go together even to the bathroom

[hudconera]

do you ever think about how shane watching ilya cum for the first time was the hottest thing he’d ever seen

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya is SO FUCKING GOOD at pouting and it drives shane insane lmao. like he’s so cute with his lips pursed and his eyebrows cinched together and god shane wants to kiss him SO BAD he’s so cute

so sometimes when ilya’s mad at shane he pouts and turns away and shane laughs and climb on top of him kissing his pout and smiling into it and okay well now ilya’s smiling to fuck

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya teaching over eager Shane during the hookup era how to deep throat cock, his thumb hooked inside Shane’s cheek, hand on the back of his neck low voice coaching him through it because Shane had managed to mumble out a “want to do that” when Ilya had taken him to the back of his throat, nose pressed to Shane’s groin as he had swallowed swallowed swallowed him down. Ilya groaning and whispering “good boy” and “nice and messy, make it easier” and “that’s it, breath through your nose and keep going slow take all of it, relax your jaw and let me fill your throat, feel where it belongs”Shane going to fucking molasses over it, his mouth and throat so full and all the instruction and praise making his heart all horny and achy too.

[bugslibraryy]

It’s like no one even wants to talk about Shane and Ilya getting drunk together for the first time at the cottage over small table with candles lit and Shane asking earnestly “is this how dates actually go? They’re nice”. And Ilya has to Die about it and Kiss him about it a lot because Shane means it- he’s been on dates but none that felt like this like Ilya was all over him and too far away at the same time and there was all this want tangled up under the table between them and the knowledge that they are going to fuck after this and he gets to watch Ilya laugh across the table and flirt with him and Shane gets to watch Ilya watch his mouth when he sips at his beer and feel the air thicken when he puts his feet between Ilya’s, like his pulse ticking up up when Ilya takes his hand briefly and opens his palm and traces his fingers over the lines of Shane’s palms as he’s explaining a play, using Shane’s hand as paper just as an excuse to touch

[in-the-hollanov-trenches]

#myIlya listens to Marry You by Bruno Mars on repeat and cries every time, thinking of Shane.

[ilyapasta]

I'm all out of elegant well-phrased thoughts. Anyone else think Ilya "gonna butter him up so he stays" Rozanov sucked Shane off on the countertop when Shane got to his house in episode four? Like, he didn't pull that move of lifting Shane onto the countertop just to kiss right? It was Step 1A of his grand plan, titled: "suck him off while in a half-squat." Anyone else think he made Shane come like three times so that by the time he asked Shane to stay the night Shane was like 90% sex hormone, 5% Hockey on TV later, 4% hungry guy, and 1% thinking brain? Forget the tuna melts. Ilya was like "I have to exhaust him physically and deposit him on the couch with hockey on TV in comfy oversized sweats and his favorite Canadian soda." Ilya knew he couldn't put on a shirt this day. The shirtlessness was the primary anchor of The Plan. All this was planned. And the son of a bitch almost pulled it off.

[heatedrivalryilya]

Ilya Rozanov's Music Taste

I know it's pretty much a HC at this point that Ilya loves Bad Bunny, because ofc he does but I think about how his music taste would be so diverse. I think he would really like 5SOS, holywatr, Mac Miller, Sabrina Carpenter, Megan thee Stallion but he would also like Coldplay, Sienna Spiro, etc etc etc. When Noah Kahan is on a loop, Shane just knows Ilya is having a tough day. I think Shane would not really be into listening to music much, more of a podcast person but Ilya's music taste has inspired him to start his own playlists and he starts liking a lot of the same things, and feels accomplished when he shares music with Ilya that he maybe hasn't heard yet.

Yuna definitely takes note of how music helps Ilya through hard times, and keeps this in mind when she's orchestrating brand deals.

[literary-claustrophobia]