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teenagerposts

TURN UP THE SOUND IM BEGGING YOU

forursmiles

zohbugg

This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special

incorrectkingkillerquotes

This part is just perfect for the whole series.

teathattast

thevioletsunflower

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

marisatomay

me @ every middle aged man behind me in any line anywhere

teenagerposts

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

dateaboysuggestions

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

whysosirris

coolbeansmachine-deactivated202

@busbug

silversold-deactivated20181030

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

jasper-rolls

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

marylizabetha

Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.