summary: ursula arrives home from a long day at work, the house is quiet and tense. your child is already upstairs asleep, and you’re scrubbing furiously at the dishes. she wants to find out what happened and help you relax.
warnings: use of pet names, including honey, gorgeous etc. AFAB READER, she / her throughout. cunnilingus, strap sex, piv, sex.
wc: 1.4K
a/n: hi currently doing exams so i’m lowkey crammed with revision and stuff — also my depressive episodes decided it was a good time to come back so im really unmotivated rn but ill try my hardest to get fics out.
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The door opened quietly, not giving away Ursula’s arrival home.
What she expected was the loud squeals of her little girl playing with her toys, the sound of her wife giggling and playing along with the Barbie dolls they’d recently purchased her.
Though she was met with complete silence.
There wasn’t a single noise.
It was dead silent, other than the fact that Ursula could hear running water and aggressive scrubbing.
She slipped off her heels, shrugged off her coat and hung it on the hooks Titus had nailed in place for her, placed her briefcase by the shoe rack and made her way into the kitchen.
You were stood there, all lines of tension and stress. She could see your face in the reflection of the window, a furrow between your brows and jaw grit.
She approached slowly, soundlessly. Her tights-clad feet padding silently against the kitchen tiles.
Her arms slid around your waist, her nose gently nudging your jaw as she peppered loving kisses against the soft skin of your neck.
“Hi, honey.” She cooed soothingly, hands stroking up and down your hips beneath your clothes. “Why so tense?”
She felt as your shoulders drooped, your hands bright red from the heat of the water as you pulled them from the soapy dishwater.
“Just the kiddo playing up.” you huffed, “I love her but she can really be a stubborn pain in my ass when she wants to be.”
A low chuckle escaped Ursula’s throat and she nodded in agreement, “I wonder who she gets that from.”
Her teasing earned her a light slap on her upper arm and she gasped, rubbing her arm with a mocking pout as her eyes narrowed at you.
“I’m only teasing honey.. what happened with the kid?” she questioned, pressing a kiss to your temple and drawing you close. “Talk to me.”
You paused, anxiously chewing your inner cheek before deciding to open up.
“I just asked her to clean up the mess at the dining table from all her artsy stuff, I needed space to put down dinner.” you begin, the small frown returning. “she refused and so I asked politely but she lashed out and smacked me as she ‘wasn’t done yet’ according to her.”
You mumble, arms winding around ursula’s neck and seeking out comfort.
“I sent her to her room, but.. she kept screaming and fighting me so I lost my temper.” you admit. “I didn’t mean to, I just snapped and she ran off sobbing to her room.”
You play with the hair at the nape of Ursula’s neck, unable to meet her gaze out of guilt.
“Haven’t seen her since.. I feel like a fucking awful mother.”
You felt horrible, you probably should’ve checked on her. However, you were just so wound up.
“Oh, honey… it’s okay.” Ursula cooed, tilting your head up and placing a kiss on your lips. “We all get a little stressed out sometimes. It happens.”
She made sure she kept her voice low and soothing, not wanting to make you feel worse about snapping at your little one.
“She’ll get over it, snapping doesn’t make you any less of a mother.” Ursula just wanted to focus on you for now, there wasn’t anything she could do about the kid with her asleep right now.
“Come on, let me help you relax.” she crooned, tapping your thigh and you jumped up instinctively so she could carry you.
—
Ursula had put you in the bedroom and gone to double check that the kid truly was asleep so she wouldn’t hear anything coming from your bedroom.
She closed the door behind her, stalking towards the bed and crawling over you.
“We’re all good.” She purred, leaning down to capture your lips against her own. “Kiddo’s asleep, so it’s just us now.”
She hums, kisses trailing from your mouth to your jaw.
She sucks at a particularly sensitive spot, leaving dark marks but they were in pretty hidden spots so the kiddo wouldn’t see them.
You breathe deeply, focusing on the sensation of ursula loving on you and trying to push down the guilt that gnawed at your chest.
She nipped at your collarbone, the bite harsh enough to bring your wandering thoughts back to her.
“Hey, you with me?” Ursula questioned, a small crease between her brows as she looked at you with worry filled eyes.
You nod hesitantly, flashing her a weak smile.
“Yeah, sorry. i’m here.” You place your hands on her shoulders, rubbing softly in a loving manner.
She rubbed your thigh and pressed her forehead down to yours, eyes closing as she took a second to just exist with you.
Ursula’s hand slid to begin removing your clothes, being as careful as she could. She knew how fragile you could be sometimes, you weren’t exactly the biggest fan of confrontation. Especially with your child.
She slowly slid down to settle between your thighs, pushing them open and leaning down to press a kiss against your mound.
“Tell me to stop if you need me to gorgeous.” She crooned, her tongue flicking out to tease your clit before she flattened her tongue and licked a slow stripe from your entrance to your clit.
She made sure to lavish your pussy with attention, working you up just so you’d be ready to take her strap in some time.
Your breath hitches as her mouth slants completely over your pussy and she works her middle and index finger slowly into your entrance.
“So wet for me honey..” she groans against your folds, her mouth wrapping around your clit and sucking harshly.
You let out a loud cry, legs squeezing around her head as you snap a hand over your mouth to quiet the noises leaving your lips… you wouldn’t wanna wake up your darling daughter and have this be cut short as a result of your own noises.
She continued to work her fingers, continuously hitting your g-spot as she worked.
“Mhm, feels good doesn’t it, my pretty girl?” she mumbles, voice muffled as she speaks into your pussy. “Come for me gorgeous, I know you’re nearly there.”
You let out soft whimpers, pushing your hand harder against your mouth as you cried weakly into your palm.
Your back bowed as she gave a particularly hard suck to your clit and twisted her fingers, your vision spotted at the corners as a bolt of white heat ran through you and the tight coil in your stomach snapped.
“God!” You wail, eyes screwing shut and chest heaving.
“Not God baby, just me.” She teases, slowly kissing her way back up your body.
“Haha, funny..” you pant, playfully pushing at her face with a lopsided grin plastered on your face.
“I know, hilarious aren’t I?” She rasped against your temple, carefully dragging the blunt head of the strap attached around her hips through your soaked folds.
You gave a little gasp and she smirked, “Feel good?”
You nodded as she notched the tip at your entrance, pushing into your pussy in one smooth thrust.
“Fuck…” you hiss, nails clawing down her back as your teeth sink into your lower lip.
Ursula was quick to set a steady rhythm, her hips smoothly snapping into you and the room was filled with the sounds of your moans and flesh slapping against flesh.
Ursula grunted, a light sheen of sweat coating her pale skin and she lifted your leg over her shoulder so she could get a deeper angle in your cunt.
The base of the strap was rubbing against her clit and she was getting close, but she’d always make sure you came first.
“Come on honey, come for me.” She grunted against your temple, and a choked moan left her throat. “Come on, I’ve got you.”
She drove in once again, and yet another orgasm washed over you as she ground the head of the strap against your g-spot.
Ursula soon joined you, the pair of you falling over the edge and just breathing heavily in silence as you both lay still.
“You okay, honey?” She breathed into your hairline after a moment of quiet, gently working the strap out of you and detaching it from around her hips.
“Never better.” You respond, eyes glassy with pleasure and she giggles at your dazed look.
“Mm, let me clean you up and then we’ll cuddle till we fall asleep.” She coos, holding you close. “Alright?”
You nod, melting into her arms and waiting patiently for her to get to work as you remained like jelly on the bed.
summary: reader is the eldest daughter in her family + a glass child, she’s always been hyper independent because of her upbringing. however, ursula wants to change that and teach her lover to rely on her for things more.
warnings: brief mentions of sex, swearing, one use of YN… i don’t think there’s anything else.
wc: 873
a/n: i’m so sleepy writing this but whatever we ball, also sorry the fics have had a lower wc ive been so uninspired lately.
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Ursula and you had not long finished having sex after going at it for hours.
It wasn’t uncommon for the pair of you to share intimate evenings. You were so in love with one another that it made the other members of the Danforth household sick.
Titus especially.
Right now, Ursula was in the bathroom, gathering things to begin cleaning you up after having insisted she be the one to do it. She’d gone especially hard on you in order to release her stress from a business meeting that had gone poorly.
However, you hadn’t listened at all. You never did.
When Ursula came back in with a hot towel in hand, you were up and out of bed. You were actively stripping the sheets, and replacing them with fresh ones.
“I thought I told you to stay in bed.”
Ursula’s voice was low. She stood in the doorway with her head cocked slightly, her gaze narrowing at you as she placed the towel down on the bathroom counter near her.
“I would’ve done that if you’d waited.”
She grumbled, stepping towards you as you stood on shaky legs, continuing to remake the bed with the fresh sheets.
“It’s fine. I can do it myself. I don’t need your help,” you murmured in response, sliding the pillowcases over your pillows before fluffing them up.
Ursula raised an eyebrow, her jaw tightening with frustration.
She loved you dearly, but you really could be a pain in her backside when you wanted to be.
“I know you can do it, darling,” Ursula huffed, rounding the bed and standing behind you, her chest almost pressed to your back. “But just because you can doesn’t mean you should have to.”
She let out a soft breath against your neck, gently prying the pillow from your hands and tossing it onto the bed.
You let out a small groan in response. You’d had this conversation so many times. She could never see your side, and you couldn’t see hers either.
“I’m not a baby. I can take care of myself,” you huffed angrily, reaching for the pillow she’d just taken.
“I don’t think you’re a baby,” Ursula responded quickly, taking the pillow again and placing it on the bed. “However, I enjoy taking care of you.”
She murmured against your neck as she lowered her head, and you crossed your arms, letting out an irritated huff.
“Yeah, sure,” you muttered back. “That’s why you try to do absolutely everything for me.”
Your jaw tightened, eyes narrowing as you glared at a pillow on the bed as if it had personally offended you.
“Y/N.” Ursula didn’t snap, but her voice was firm, enough to make you fall silent. “I want to take care of you because I love you, not because I think you’re incapable.”
Her tone left no room for doubt. She wasn’t going to let you believe anything else other than the facts she spoke.
“I know you can take care of yourself, you’ve been doing it your whole life. Which is exactly why I want you to stop for a few moments and allow me to take over for a while.”
She continued, her hands moving to gently squeeze yours.
“I went too hard on you tonight, darling. Just please relax. Let me do something for you. You’ve given me so much… let me start teaching you how to rely on me. Please.”
Her pleading tone, mixed with the way she affectionately rubbed your knuckles, softened you instantly. You were always going to lose when it came to her affection.
“Okay… just this once.”
You gave in, your chest aching as she guided you to turn around in her arms and pressed a slow, languid kiss to your lips.
summary: you’re giving ursula aftercare when she can’t help but notice how good you are to her and awful she is to you.
warnings: brief mentions of biting, scratching during sex etc. nothing too bad — mainly just hurt/comfort!
wc: 577 (short but sweet 🥀)
a/n: here’s an ursula fic cause my sweet girl is under appreciated by the entire fandom 🙁
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Ursula’s skin tingled as she slowly sank into the warm bubble bath, a low moan passing her kiss-swollen lips as she relaxed into the water.
The only light in the bathroom was the flickering glow of dim, lavender-scented candles that Ursula’s perfect wife had lit to set the mood.
Speaking of…
Ursula’s gaze flitted to her doting little wife as she moved to kneel beside the tub, ready to take care of her. Even if she was undeserving of it.
She’d put so much strain on her darling girl’s body this evening, and her porcelain skin was left marked, dark purple bruises blossoming all over her lithe frame.
Yet here she was, the one in the bath. The one being taken care of.
She’d used her wife’s body, clawed and bitten at the delicate skin as she took what she wanted.
It was always what she wanted.
She had never once taken a minute to think about anything other than herself. It was always what she wanted, what she needed.
Ursula’s eyes drifted to you as you reached for a jug that sat on the side of the bath.
She watched as you dipped it into the water, letting it fill before lifting it out.
“Tilt your head back,” you murmured softly, cradling the nape of Ursula’s neck with a delicate hand. “Don’t want it to go in your eyes.”
Ursula listened without a single protest, letting you guide her into whatever position you wanted as you doted on her.
You were so gentle with her. You knew the atrocities she had committed, knew the awful things she was involved in.
Yet you still treated her like she was precious cargo… like she was someone deserving of love.
Ursula felt your hands move to her hair, gently massaging coconut-scented shampoo into it, and a feeling of sorrow washed over her.
Her chest tightened.
What good had she ever done for her wife? All she’d ever done was hurt her, force her to live the same suffocating and dark life she was trapped in. Right now, her wife’s body was proof of all the harm she’d caused.
Ursula was never gentle.
She was all tongue and teeth. She dragged her nails down your back as she barked snippy commands at you. Commands that centred around her pleasure.
“I don’t deserve you.”
The whisper left her before she could even think it through.
She felt her darling girl’s hands still in her hair, felt her head being gently guided so she would meet the gaze of the woman she loved, or at least claimed to. Her actions certainly spoke louder than her words.
“Don’t be silly,” you cooed, leaning down to brush a kiss against her sweat-slicked forehead. “Yes, you do.”
Ursula just shook her head, a crease forming between her brows as they furrowed. Her eyes brimmed with redness as she tried to hold back her tears.
“No… no, I don’t.” She let out a wet chuckle, moving to bury her face in your stomach. “You’re too good, too fucking perfect.”
She sniffled, pressing a kiss over a painful looking bruise in the shape of her teeth.
“I love you,” she murmured against your skin. “Even if I don’t always show it.”
A weak smile tugged at her lips.
“I love you too, honey,” you replied quietly, stroking her hair. “Now let me clean you up so we can get to bed and cuddle until we fall asleep.”
Warnings: 18+ MDNI, blood, biting, loss of virginity, cunnilingus, squirting, older woman(40s)/younger woman(25), probably ooc
Tags: one use of Y/N, no reader description, vampirism, consent is sexy, reader has a bush, marriage, Titus is so jelly, happy ending
Words: 2k
It was customary for young members of the Cult of Le Bail to have a coming-of-age ball. The Danforths hosted it annually, closing down the resort for a week every autumn. All council members twenty-five years of age participated in the ceremony.
All dressed in white, they stood at the altar. You were in the middle, looking out at the crowd of families gathered before you.
Chester Danforth gathered the blood from the sacrificial goat into a chalice, handing it to the first in line. When the cup got to you however, you grimaced. What was wrong with these people? Drinking goat’s blood like it’s nothing. You glanced at the crowd, at your parents. They were anxiously waiting for you to drink, a comical thumbs up coming from your father. Reluctantly, you took a sip and gagged before passing the cup to the next person.
You heard stifled laughter coming from the crowd, your eyes finding the Danforth twins sitting in the back, looking right at you. They were whispering something, with no attempt at being discreet, watching with delight as you squirmed under their gazes.
The reset of the ritual went on without incident, but you couldn’t stop looking back at the two. What was their problem? You followed the others to the ballroom, and when it came time for the dancing to start, everyone in white stood in the middle, waiting to be plucked up by someone older and richer. Not for a courtship, but for a night of sex; a night of corruption. One by one, your peers were taken from the middle of the room. You watched, self-consciously, as everyone else was chosen, leaving you standing alone.
Ursula shoved her brother forward, urging him to go “get” you. He looked you over uncomfortably, hesitantly taking your hand and pulling you towards his sister. You looked between them, silently praying to Mister Le Bail that they were not as incestuous as they looked. Your thoughts were interrupted by the elder twin’s laugh. She snorted, covering her mouth with her hand. Must’ve been something Titus said, you realised.
“She’s adorable,” Ursula said to her brother, talking about you right in front of you. If it were anyone else, you’d be irritated, but you figured they didn’t get out much.
Titus looked you over, like he was noticing you for the first time. You recoiled when he licked his lips, which earned him a smack on the arm from his sister. “Ow!” he frowned, looking like a kicked puppy under her glare.
When Ursula pulled you into her bedroom, you expected the woman to tear off your clothes and throw you onto the bed, but she didn’t. She watched you, moving around the room without taking her eyes off of you, like a predator stalking its prey. “Make yourself comfortable.” she insisted, pouring herself a glass of wine.
You sat on the edge of the bed, hands in your lap. The fireplace was lit, casting a warm glow against Ursula’s body as she sauntered over to you. “I’ve never…” you trailed off, cheeks flushing when you met her gaze. “I mean–”
“You’ve never been with a woman?” she inquired, studying your expression.
“I’ve never been with anyone.” you admitted, swallowing the lump in your throat. She was gorgeous, and you couldn’t stop your eyes from wandering down to her cleavage.
Ursula’s eyes softened ever-so-slightly and she took one of your hands. “I’m not going to force you into anything.” Her heart almost broke at the relief on your face. Did you really think she would take advantage of you? Did people really think she was a monster? Her self-loathing was interrupted by the rapid beating of your pulse.
Without thinking, she flipped your wrist over and held it to her nose. “What perfume are you wearing?” she tried to play it off, but her mouth was filling with saliva at the scent of rushing blood in your veins.
“I’m not wearing anything…” you noticed the hunger in her gaze, the desperation. She looked almost pitiful, her lips grazing over your pulse. When she looked up at you, that’s when you saw the, barely concealed, fangs hanging where her canines once were. A chill ran down your spine, but you didn’t pull away. “Miss Danforth?”
Blinking, she straightened up, her fangs disappearing back into her gums. She looked at you differently, guilt creeping into her expression. “I couldn’t let my brother take you.” she said suddenly, glancing at a family portrait that hung on the wall. “You’re too young, and he has no restraint.” The words seemed to hit her hard. “You’re far too young.” She walked to the other end of the room, running her hand through her blonde waves.
“How long have you been like this?” you asked, eyes wide and curious. She was much more attractive with this secret weighing on her shoulders. You’d heard rumours of the Danforth twins never aging, but you never imagined the rumours would be true.
“Your entire life.” she answered, her brows pinched with confliction. “Most of the high council families are like this.”
“So, are you dead?”
“Dead?” Ursula laughed despite herself, “no, my dear, I am not dead. We don’t age, but that’s because we drink the blood of others. We remain, mostly, human after turning.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad.” you admitted. She must've seen the wheels in your head turning because she quickly shot that idea down.
“It was hell at first, and it took a long time to control my urges.”
“Why did you choose me? What are you looking to get out of this?” you asked, standing up from your spot on the bed.
“Companionship, I suppose.” Ursula sounded so unsure, so insecure. It wasn't something you expected from the elder Danforth twin. You considered it, going over the pros and cons in your head. This would be good for you, and your parents would be so proud, but above all that, you’d always had a crush on the older woman standing before you.
“I’d be more than happy to be your companion, Miss Danforth.” You stepped closer, a small, nervous smile forming on your lips.
“Then you’ll have to stop calling me ‘Miss Danforth’. It makes me sound ancient.”
“You are ancient.” you chuckled, but it was cut-short by her soft lips pressing against yours. The kiss lasted longer than you expected it to, your hands wandering down her back.
“Getting impatient, are we?”
Falling against the plush bedding behind you, Ursula kissed down your neck and chest, slipping your dress off with ease. Next off were your bra and panties, and she hummed at the sight of your slick folds. “If I’d known we’d be doing this, I would’ve shaved.” you said, glancing down at the curls between your legs.
“You’re an adult, my dear, I didn’t expect you to be hairless.” Ursula’s reassurance put you at ease, and you let out a breath you didn’t realise you were holding.
Seeing you relax, she continued downward until she was face-to-face with your drooling cunt. Gripping your hips, you brought you closer before running her tongue through your slit. She lapped and sucked at your delicate clit, making out sloppily with your core.
You were completely lost in pleasure; hot, breathy, moans escaped your throat as you gripped and twisted the comforter in your hands. Every suck on your clit sent shock waves through you, uncontrollable whines spilling from your lips. You rocked your hips against Ursula’s face, and she didn't mind in the slightest. She ate you out until you were shaking around her head, thighs over her shoulders. You were so lost in pleasure that you didn’t notice the sudden feeling of your bladder rapidly filling with liquid. One last suck on your clit had you spilling into her awaiting mouth. She drank everything you gave her with a satisfied smile.
Before you could catch your breath, she crawled on top of you and whispered in your ear. “It’s much easier when you’re relaxed.” Without warning, she sank her fangs into your neck.
You cried out at the sharp sting, your blood pressure dropping rapidly as she drank a blood bag’s worth from your artery. The world started to fade, but not before Ursula slit her palm open and poured her own blood down your throat.
You awoke with a blinding headache. Hearing you stir, Ursula grabbed a glass and brought it to your lips. It wasn’t water, but you couldn’t put it down. It was the most magnificent thing you’d ever tasted. Watching you gulp the last of it down, the woman finally spoke. “You’ll give yourself a stomach ache like that.”
Sheepishly, you handed the glass back to her, but not before trying to clean every last drop out with your tongue. “What is it?”
“AB+.” she smirked, watching the mortification in your eyes. “Don’t worry, it’s no one you know.”
“What about diseases?”
“You don’t have to worry about those anymore.”
You sat with that information for a minute before nodding. “Who else saw me naked?”
“Just me,” she assured you. “No one else has been in here.”
She helped you into the shower and took your measurements to her personal shopper, who came back with a small wardrobe of clothing options for you. You chose a pantsuit, shoulder pads and all, not unlike the ones Ursula frequently wore. You and beamed at her look of subtle approval as the two of you headed to the dining room. Titus and Chester looked up in surprise at your arrival but didn’t comment on it.
When you turned your head to look at the patriarch of the family, Titus noticed the bite on your neck. The jealousy didn’t go unnoticed by anyone. It wasn’t about you, not really. The man was always jealous of his father’s favourite child.
You texted your parents later in the evening, telling them you were alright and had been invited to stay at the Danforth estate for a while. Of course, they couldn’t be happier. Their only daughter? In favour of the most powerful family in the world?
The power wasn’t what intrigued you, however; Ursula intrigued you. She was gorgeous and confident, ordering others around like she didn’t give a fuck. With you though, she did give a fuck. Days turned to weeks, and weeks turned to months. On the anniversary of your turning, she proposed, and a year after that, you were married in front of the satanic altar. The Lawyer was more than happy to officiate the ceremony, as there hadn’t been a sapphic wedding in ages, and Mr Le Bail’s approval was shown in the form of hellfire bellowing up from the pit.
“By the power of Satan, I now confer the possession of each other upon you. Ursula Danforth, do you take this woman, in this world, and the next, unto the fires of hell?” The lawyer spoke, voice echoing through the vast crypt.
“I do.” Ursula suppressed a smirk, giving you a subtle wink as she signed her name in the book.
“And, do you, Y/N Y/L/N, take this woman to be yours, in flesh and spirit, in this world, and the next, unto the fires of hell?”
“I do.” You could hardly tear your eyes from the woman before you as you signed your name in the book as well.
“I now pronounce you, woman, and wife. You may kiss the bride.”
You embraced each other hungrily, tongues swirling in each other’s mouths as the other council members looked on. The only thing that could tear you apart was the lawyer clearing his throat. Despite his better judgment, he smiled at the two of you, so in love and passionate. He handed the signet ring to Ursula, the ring that would give her power over the entire world, and she accepted it gratefully. She turned to you, her hand on your cheek. “You’ve given me the world.”
-Warnings: 18+ MDNI, no use of Y/N, no reader description, strap-riding, back-shots, fluff and smut, talk of heirs, etc.
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You had been married for almost a year, and were still getting used to the routines of the Danforth family. The week had been stressful. All Ursula wanted to do was come home and use you, and you loved it when she did. She started out on top, like always, riding your strap. Her brow was creased and her eyes were closed, head thrown back as you applied gentle pressure to her clit. She serenaded you with her melodic moans, whispering praises that sent shockwaves through your core.
You knew she was close when her movements became erratic, and you continued to knead her clit as she came. She leaned over and kissed you, pressing herself against your chest. You wrapped your arms around her, your hand tangling in her blonde hair as you massaged her scalp.
She looked at you, her eyelids heavy. She always took care of you, and now you wanted to return the favour. You carefully rolled out from under her, unhooking the harness and throwing it to the floor. You’d wash everything in the morning. Slipping into the bathroom, you grabbed a towel and wet it with warm water, wringing it out in the sink.
When you returned, Ursula was up and walking towards you. “I was coming back, my love.” You said, holding the towel up.
“You’re sweet,” she gave you a tired smile, “but I have to pee.” She took the towel from your hand and shut the bathroom door behind her, leaving you standing there, naked and alone in the middle of the room.
While she was away, you tidied everything up, even changing the bedding. The maids would do it in the morning, like they always did, but you wanted everything to be perfect.
The look on her face when she emerged from the bathroom was hilarious. Her eyes were wide, and her jaw almost dropped to the floor. “You know we have servants for this kind of thing, right?”
You beamed, obviously very proud of yourself as you gestured around. “I wanted to surprise you.”
“By cleaning? I’m not your mother.”
“No, but you always take care of me, and I want to do the same for you.”
“I can think of a million other ways you can take care of me.” She kissed your cheek, grabbing your hand. “For starters, you can join me in the shower.”
You took turns lathering each other up with soap, the expensive kind she always brought back from her business trips to France. Afterwards, the two of you cuddled up like otters, her leg draped over yours.
At breakfast, you noticed Titus’ eyes locked on you, as if studying your every move. “Why are you being such a weirdo this morning?” You asked, taking a sip of your tea.
“I didn’t realise how loud you were in bed.”
You almost choked, heat rising to your cheeks. Ursula had you face-down, ass-up before Dawn broke. The images of her thrusting into you from behind while you pathetically gazed at your reflection filled your mind. You almost felt mortified by the mess you left, knowing the maids would talk.
You clenched around nothing, the feeling still lingering in the depths of your body. You cleared your throat, glancing at Ursula. She looked completely unbothered.
“You’re just jealous because you’re not getting any, baby brother.” Ursula smirked, winking at you.
The rest of the day went normally, business meetings and such. At least, you thought it went normally, until Ursula approached you in the library. She sat next to you on the antique couch, her hand gripping your knee. “We need to talk about producing an heir.”
You’d been dreading this conversation since the marriage, but you knew how important it was to the family, to Ursula. “What’s the plan?”
“The child must be a Danforth by blood,” she began, “either my eggs with a donor or your eggs with Titus’ sperm.”
“I want to use my eggs.” You blurted out, having thought about it for months. “Although, I know you’d rather not have Titus involved.”
It wasn’t like Buffy was breaking the rules that badly.
She did her job. A Slayer who, objectively, slayed.
She just… didn’t slay them.
What was she supposed to do, really? Stake them the second they said it, like it was some kind of script she had to follow? Like all those nights, all those laughs, all the quiet moments didn’t count for something?
Buffy wasn’t great with gray areas. Her world usually came in neat little categories. Good. Evil. Alive. Dust.
They messed that up for her.
“Hold still,” Buffy said, one hand on their chin, the other working a brush through their hair.
They made a face. “I am holding still.”
“You’re fidgeting.”
“I’m undead, not a statue.”
She huffed, but there was a smile tucked into it. “Big difference.”
They went still anyway. Not because she asked, but because her fingers were careful, gentle in a way that didn’t match the whole ‘chosen warrior’ thing she had going on. She tugged a little too hard on a knot and immediately softened it with her palm, like an apology she didn’t say out loud.
“Okay,” she murmured, tilting her head. “I think… that’s even.”
“Think?” They echoed.
Buffy rolled her eyes. “You wanna do it yourself?”
They snorted. “Right. Let me just check the mirror.”
Her mouth pressed into a thin line for a second. They caught it, the flicker of guilt. It still surprised them, how easily she felt things she didn’t have to.
“Hey,” they said, softer. “I trust you, Slayer.”
That got them a look. A real one.
“Don’t call me that like it’s a compliment.”
“Isn’t it?”
“Not when you’re the thing I’m supposed to be slaying.”
They grinned, a little sharp around the edges. “And yet. Here I am. Undusted. Thriving.”
“Thriving is a strong word.”
“Existing, then. With great hair.”
Buffy tried not to smile.
Failed.
The blood bags were stacked neatly in her mini fridge, squeezed between actual food she barely touched.
She tossed them one without looking. They caught it easily.
“Hospital supply?” they asked.
She shrugged. “Let’s just say I have connections.”
“Is one of those connections a guy who’s gonna get very confused about missing inventory?”
“He’ll survive,” Buffy said. Then, after a beat, “Unlike the people you won’t be eating, thanks to me.”
They lifted the bag in a mock toast. “To ethical vampirism.”
“Don’t make it sound like a lifestyle brand.”
“Too late. I’m thinking merch.”
She pointed at them with a wooden stake resting casually in her other hand. “I will revoke your blood privileges.”
They leaned back against the counter, unbothered. “You’d miss me.”
Buffy didn’t answer right away. She just watched them, like she was measuring something she couldn’t quite name.
“Yeah,” she said finally. “I would.”
They never told her about the cross.
Not really.
She wore it all the time, tucked just at the edge of her collarbone. They’d noticed it the first night after. The faint sting when they got too close, like standing near a low flame.
At first, they kept their distance.
Buffy noticed that too.
“Why are you over there?” she asked once, hands on her hips. “Did I suddenly become contagious?”
They shrugged. “You run hot.”
“I do not.”
“You do,” they insisted, stepping closer despite the burn. It licked at their skin, subtle but constant. They ignored it. “It’s like sitting next to a radiator.”
Buffy frowned, but she didn’t push it. “Weird.”
“Not really. You’re intense. It tracks.”
That earned them shove.
Some nights, she’d come back bruised and tired, knuckles scraped, clothes a mess.
Those were the nights they didn’t joke.
They would sit on the edge of her bed while she paced, adrenaline still buzzing under her skin.
“I had it,” she’d say. “I almost…and then it just..”
They let her talk. Let her unravel it in pieces.
“You’re allowed to not win every time,” They said once.
Buffy stopped pacing. “That’s kind of the whole job.”
“Your job is to try. You do that. A lot.”
She looked at them then, really looked, like she was trying to figure out how someone like them could say something like that.
“You’re weirdly good at this,” she said.
“At what?”
“Being… comforting.”
They smiled, softer this time. “Don’t spread it around. Ruins my whole terrifying vampire image.”
Buffy huffed out a laugh and dropped down beside them.
For a moment, neither of them moved.
Then she leaned, just slightly, her shoulder pressing against theirs.
It burned.
They didn’t pull away.
“You know I should kill you,” Buffy said one night, not looking at them.
They were sprawled across her bed, hands behind their head. “Yeah. You mention it sometimes.”
“I’m serious.”
“I know.”
She finally turned. “Does that bother you?”
They considered it.
“Not really,” they said. “You haven’t.”
“Yet.”
“Buffy.”
She stilled at their tone.
“You make exceptions,” they said simply. “That’s kind of your thing now.”
Her brow furrowed. “It is not a thing.”
“It is,” they insisted. “You save people. Sometimes the definition of ‘people’ just… shifts a little.”
“I don’t know if that’s how it works.”
“It is tonight.”
Buffy reached out after a second, fingers brushing.
im sure they suggested strictly straight marriages in ready or not 2 because they didn’t want to worry about the optics of a satanic lesbian marriage, but it is a shame. i mean sure satanic panic conservatives would have said “this is promoting gays and satan worshipping” and twitter liberals would have said “this is promoting harmful stereotypes” but like two thousand people on tumblr would have had the time of their lives so I just think they should have done it anyways