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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Oh? My first pin? Neat.
Hello there! This is my blog and you may refer to me as Astra or Tern. And while I may or may not be a group of terns in a trench coat, I identify as she/her. I mostly reblog other's post that I find interesting.
Expect a lot of Hermitcraft/Life Series, Minecraft in general, No Man's Sky, and Star Wars.
Will update this if I ever feel the need to.
smartest cat ever!
actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances
GAMING NEWS !!
expensive
posts funnier with timestamps on
Eevee finally accepts the cone!
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
They are talking about how they don’t like the inaccuracy’s in Doctor shows and It’s making me remember just how much Scar and Gem both know about Hospitals which I feel like people could use in fics more often.
Like they are very knowledgeable about things, Scar of course from being a patient and Gem from going to school to work in the lab
Please please More Elven Duo knowing random hospital knowledge be represented in fan media🙏🙏
okay, for those interested, here is a full timeline of how we got to Count Binface:
1977: Star Wars is released, featuring, of course, Darth Vader
(Pictured: Darth Vader)
1984: Director Todd Durham releases his Star Wars parody movie, Hyperspace, featuring Darth Vader inspired villain Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: Hyperspace poster featuring two Jawa-esque aliens flying through space in a shopping trolley.)
1987: Hyperspace is released on video in the UK, under the new title Gremloids.
(Pictured: Gremloids cover in the style of the original Star Wars poster, featuring Lord Buckethead.)
To promote the film, Mike Lee, the owner of the distributing company, ran for parliament as Lord Buckethead. He ran in Margaret Thatcher's constituency, Finchley, in order to get on TV. Lord Buckethead was representing the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with Margaret Thatcher.)
1992: Gremloids is re-released. Lord Buckethead rides again, this time against prime minister John Major in Huntingdon. (Here's a fun fact about Huntingdon: I was born there! :D) 87/92 Buckethead seems to have leaned pretty hard into the space supervillain thing, with campaign promises including 'demolish Birmingham to build a spaceport'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with John Major. Other notable candidates include Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.)
2017: comedian Jon Harvey, having recently watched Gremloids and learned of Lord Buckethead's candidacy for parliament, decides it's a great bit. He runs against Theresa May in Maidenhead. 2017 Buckethead seems to have a wackier and also more political approach, with campaign promises ranging from nonsense like 'nationalise Adele' to gesturing at actually sensible policies with stuff like 'lower the voting age to 16 and restrict voting after age 80'.
He also made an appearance on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. As with his previous incarnation, he was a member of the Gremloids party.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead dabbing on stage with Theresa May.)
2018: Director Todd Durham asserts his legal ownership of Lord Buckethead. Jon Harvey opted not to go to court over Buckethead and handed over the reins. Todd Durham extended an invitation to anyone who wanted to be the 'authorised' Lord Buckethead.
(Pictured: the new Lord Buckethead.)
2019: Lord Buckethead, now played by journalist David Hughes, stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He ran for the Monster Raving Loony Party, the UK's pre-existing gag candidate party. He ran with a similarly silly manifesto as the 2017 incarnation, but with a bit less of a political edge. His promises included 'All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30 cm) in height' and 'Nigel Farage to be sold for parts'.
(Pictured: Lord Buckethead and Count Binface square up.)
Meanwhile, Jon Harvey in his new persona Count Binface, also ran against Boris Johnson. Buckethead and Binface face off! Binface ran as an independent with a manifesto once again blending silly and semi-serious promises such as 'nationalising model railways' and 'giving £1 trillion a week to the NHS'. This was also I believe the debut of his promise to 'move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible position'.
(Pictured: Count Binface presenting the offending hand dryer, inconveniently close to both the sink and the urinals.)
He has a point.
2021: Count Binface runs for the position of Mayor of London for the first time, with promises such as 'London to join the European Union'. He notably finished ahead of far right party UKIP.
2023: Count Binface runs in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election following Boris Johnson's resignation. He once again gets more votes than UKIP.
May 2024: Count Binface once again runs to be Mayor of London, debuting his now iconic 'build at least one affordable house' promise. Notably, he finished ahead of far right party Britain First.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Rishi Sunak. Also pictured: Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Sir Archibald Stanton with a ventriloquist's dummy.)
July 2024: Count Binface stands in the general election, running in Richmond and Northallerton against prime minister Rishi Sunak. He debuts his promise to cap the price of 99p flakes at 99p. This is his most successful election to date with 308 votes.
(Pictured: Count Binface with Andy Burnham. Also pictured: independent candidate Robert Pownell, dressed as a fox for his own reasons.)
June 2026: Count Binface stands in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham, (recently) former Mayor of Manchester running for parliament with the intention of standing in the Labour Party leadership contest.
(Pictured: Count Binface on BBC's Newsnight.)
July 2026 (this week): Count Binface announces his intention to run against Nigel Farage in the upcoming Clacton by-election. He is briefly the only other candidate in the race and by the time other candidates announce themselves the narrative of 'Nigel Farage vs Count Binface' has already bedded in. And then it was now, and then I don't know what happened.
Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
LMAO THERE HE GOES
Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats
(Shatter the Diamond section 4 p93)
Scar: So Luke sets off on the search for his friends and they eventually reach cloud city. Which is a city floating in the clouds.
Jimmy: Whoever named it was really creative.
Scar: There's only clouds, I would like to see you name it.
Jimmy; Hey hey hey. I never said I could do better.
Scar: Hm. Well they go there 'cause Han has a friend named Lando and they need his help. So they go there and dum dum duum.
Spinel: Oh no!
Jimmy: You can't keep doing that Scar, It's gonna lose effect.
Scar: It's important! 'Cause Lando betrayed them and Darth Vader is there. Han shoots and there's this cool scene where Vader stops the attacks with an hand.
Spinel: They need to run then! They can't fight Darth Vader with weapons and Luke still needs to finish training...
Scar: And that's the problem my friend! They are also surrounded by troopers and, you see, It's not easy escaping when surrounded. Han gets captured and frozen and it devolves into a fight!
*Jimmy takes the water puppet of Hans and freezes it for effect*
Scar: So Luke and Vader are fighting and Vader cuts his hand off...
Spinel: No...
Scar: In a way that won't regenerate.
Spinel: NO!
Scar: And then, a great plot twist, the first of it's time. Darth Vader reveals to be Luke's father.
Spinel: Ohhh...right.
Scar: ... Guess that doesn't mean much to you. Right well. It's supposed to be a really big deal.
Spinel: Ooooh got it!
*Spinel let's out a very exagerated gasp before giving a thumbs up*
Sooooo
*Time skip*
*Do not*
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WAIT IT HAPPENED!????
Are you like sure?
*Yep, time skip*
*Nope. You thought tho*
FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME.
Are you shitting me.
LMAOOO THAT'S FANTASTIC
Blue you should never have given us the possibility of doing this
I realize that NOW.
I just counted. Scar has been recapping Star Wars for around the past 19 posts in this fic Lmao.
Sigh.
Time skip
Time not skip
Idk what you want from me at this point guys.
Despite what the redbull ad would have you believe, roadrunners do in fact fly.
Wishing all Europeans a very "do whatever it takes to normalize air conditioning over there and make it more affordable to have."
I know it's generally considered a rich people thing and a luxury because it's expensive to install AC systems (at least in GB?, idk about the rest of Europe), but you don't deserve to rawdog these heatwaves with just whatever tips n tricks you come across online. Climate change isn't giving a choice.
Praying for yall that enough demand for adaption will get your governments and whoever else to move their asses and make AC more accessible to you.
As an Aussie who knows and experiences those temperature levels with the humidity and/or without...
Get AC if you can afford to.
Save up if you must.
We don't have an AC in our house and we suffer because we haven't been able to afford one yet. You will need it for the future
Joel and Lizzie as Harlequin and Columbine <3
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the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948
