Garden of Eden

he/she • 21 | ao3 under the same username | side blog, reblog dumpsite — it's pronounced "seko"satellite

[importantpics]

[foxpopvli]

Generational differences!

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[bus-noises]

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

It's Thirsty Thursday!

Reblog if ur dinkin ur oiter x

[moonseason92]

Jenny Joseph became the face of Columbia Pictures (1992).

[annarcana]

The next time you feel bad about taking shortcuts in your work, I want you to think about how the face of one of the most legendary movie studios in the world, was photographed holding a plastic lamp with extension cord dangling while standing on a cardboard box.

Her outfit is literally just some sheets.

Just get the fuckin' shot.

[thesmuttylibrarian]

[yodaprod]

1993

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[mytearsrricochet]

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[datasoong47]

Consider thirteen:thirty and fifteen:fifty instead. So, rather, it should be twenteen on the model of twenty

[parksanddeserts]

Completely agree with twenteen, and it shouldn’t be second but twenth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Completely agree

with twenteen, and it shouldn’t

be second but twenth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fartzsack]

literally them.

[neptunecity]

𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒂 ⋆₊˚ | also posted on Instagram & Twitter

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

jeez. sorry you didn't like it.

[emziess]

GRACE ROCKY SAVES STARS

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller + Wordle

((Inspo))

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

[r4diumgirlz]

#girlbestfriends