Sir Dicks-A-Lot

18 + only, NSFW; 20 year old amateur porn model; history major; future nudist and erotic baker

[seduce-meee]

Hello I am officially deleting this account. I would like to get back into sex work but it will have to wait until I get my student loans in so I can buy a new computer. Will update this post when I have a new account made.

[seduce-meee]

Ooooo yas

[seduce-meee]

So, I honestly doubt anyone even noticed that I was gone, but anywho

If anyone did notice. I haven't been around since probably August. Mostly because I'm now working nights full time so I'm legit either sleeping or at work. Also, my laptop broke back in October and I haven't been able to afford a new one. Which means I haven't been able to produce new content :( I'd really like to get back into it because I could use the extra cash but I'd only have the time to do so on weekends. I'm gonna try tho! 😘😘😘

[samuraipapi]

If ya girl suck on your fingers when y'all fucking then wife that demon

[lookalivezay]

“Wife that demon” I’m gone lol

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[seduce-meee]

Click here to support Post Car accident repairs fund by Jillian J

Hi! I'm Jill, and I'm in a really tough spot right now. I was in a car accident a week ago. I've already put a lot of money I don't have into this car. It's a neverending cycle of needed a newer, better car, but not being able to afford one because I have to keep putting money into the one I have...

Hey guys, figured i’d give this a shot since i’m in such a hard spot right now! anything will help!!

[zog-agent]

im starting to believe that im not living in “true reality” but went into a coma a year or so back and never actually woke up but continue to live in a world created by a machine matrix style that would formulate reality in the best possible way according to my brain

[natalia-james-deactivated201807]

[jehovahhthickness]

We always turn water into wine

[molothoo]

I will always be here for this.

[sicilyjoy]

That Harley Quinn. OMG

[pinkgliitter]

The Mona Lisa omg

[exploregif-blog]

[gifsboom]

Gatos mordiendose la cola

[fatmanatee]

a bunch of idiots

[thenoldorexile]

@doitsuki they doin a plemp

[raiseyourvibration]

ARTIST: AlphaChanneling

UTOPIAN EROTICA - currently being showcased in NYC.

[naked-yogi]

WOW

[puellaeternus]

Friendly reminder

“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”

[arabhusband]

TAKE THIS LITERALLY!!!! IN EVERY SITUATION!!! NO EXCEPTION!!

[seduce-meee]

Ooooo yas

[seduce-meee]

happy valentines day!

[seduce-meee]

Ooooo yas

[seduce-meee]

happy valentines day!

[krysdaddy-deactivated20150717]

Nicki Minaj had an abusive father that fucking burned her house down, she suffered tons of abuse from men but you don’t hear songs from her talking about castrating them and sending guys to their graves so you eminem fans who justify his shit behaviour can shut the fuck up and choke on a rigid dildo

[heymrsamerica]

Daaaamn.

[trapcard]

you ever meet a man’s mother and just sit there and wonder how in the fuck that Angel of a woman gave birth to such a worthless ass person it’s like…..what happened there

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

His father