fishy

what’s new, pussy cat?

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[westiec]

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

[kushblazer666]

[guy0509]

why does it cost money

[xxtc-96xx]

[kinseyscottage]

[youcancallmeaddy]

[th3dog101]

He was so scared at first…

He was so scared at first…

[anagram-robot]

It was for the sacred Ass - Anagram robot 1.2. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[wanghedi]

[heavydynamics-deactivated202112]

[klumtv]

[slightmood]

i love marina and the diamonds

[squidwurd]

she’s so cute

[sunbutch]

local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders

[jakemorph]

men will see a common fly and think I am going to ensnare this in silk

[daco-broman]

men be like can I please starve to death in a corner of your livingroom

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[seventeendeer]

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

[quousque]

Meteorology: lickable just by sticking out your tongue

Hematology: don’t unless your name is Dracula

Mycology: lick the science, lick the dragons in your living room

toxicology: probably don’t

statistics: maybe but you have to find the likelihood of it being a good idea

geography: yes lick the entire planet please

[ingridverse]

Can You Lick The Arts?

Literature: No. It makes the paper soggy.

Music: Reeds, yes. Pianos, no.

Theatre Arts: Depending on the script, either forbidden or required. Wait for the cast party.

Visual Arts: Painting? No. Sculpture? Knock yourself out.

[quousque]

Film: just don’t lick it right after it comes out of the chemicals

Dance: if you can catch them

interpretive dance: licking is the art

[certasluas]

[mysillycomics]

[foosili]

It’s a match!

[capsgrantrogers]

@demonlady :“)

[6aint-deactivated20250716]

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you