I'm dummy?

He/Him 27 I guess i'm back here huh? Icon art by xfreischutz 

[razor-tits]

Nintendo is the Disney of video games and I mean that as insultingly as possible

[kaijuno]

[maidthings]

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

[digi-log-conversation]

girls are asking me to "touch the brea st

[maidthings]

Unsentence mix my post at once foul harlot.

[jsheios]

learning more about inkling culture

[ruinedchildhood]

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[animentality]

[yahooo-official]

[themetalhiro]

Jealous types.

[girlnephew]

[hollow-head]

Growing up near a beach frequented by the elderly makes one more accepting of human bodies in general, I think. And it is gauche to criticize people for things they cannot control about their appearance.

However. Sometimes people do silly things to themselves. Take for example the man I saw at the beach the other day, who was obviously naturally hirsute (ok) and had removed a lot of his body hair (fair) but had done so in such a way that he ended up with a *perfectly* rectangular bathroom-rug-shaped patch of fur on his torso.

Artist's rendition:

like a hair teletubby

...i just really wanted to draw it

[bobacupcake]

weekly comic week 20 !

[unearthedviews]

USA, New York City. 2003. Anti Iraq war and pro Palestine demonstrators gather on Union Square. © Thomas Hoepker/Magnum Photos

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Congrats buddy, that's the worst anyone'd ever done it?

[sayruq]

[straightboyfriend]

pokémon switching from pixel sprites to 3D was where it all ended

[fairuzfan]

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[magnus-rhymes-with-swagness]

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