freak on a leash.

Salem she/it sadly british,20, fat ghost simp

[segaalien]

LAINEY

(to the tune of la la lainey)

holy shit, back in 2015?? when i made this acc i was...10? and im 20 now. and id like to personally apolgize for any of my moots i really did embarass. my name is Salem and i go by she/they/it prns <3

i do art trades and reqs occasionally, but i am also a very busy being chained to my job

this shit is fucking weird being actually back after the biggest 9 year haitus

i like how we can make fonts bigger now tbh

i have a major cod hyperfixation but if youre lucky youll see other fandom art, always wanting to try other stuff

!! MDNI !!

Dni

Proshippers

Racists

Transphobes

Homophobes

Terfs

Anybody who supports loli/shotacon

Feral x human shippers

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[segaalien]

My bangs are finally sitting the way I want. Life is good

[laterkiss]

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

[segaalien]

All the bellingham x haaland edits makes me laugh so much, heated footballry fr

[loveridden1999]

[segaalien]

Once a year I’ll get obsessed with twilight and make it everyone’s problem, bye

[tobytaco15]

I think this is the one thing I can't relate to. I've never been able to get into it. lol

[segaalien]

How about supernatural ? 👀

[tobytaco15]

Yes. I'm a Dean boy

[segaalien]

YESSSS !!!

[segaalien]

Once a year I’ll get obsessed with twilight and make it everyone’s problem, bye

[tobytaco15]

I think this is the one thing I can't relate to. I've never been able to get into it. lol

[segaalien]

How about supernatural ? 👀

[segaalien]

Once a year I’ll get obsessed with twilight and make it everyone’s problem, bye

[segaalien]

Catch me meowing mid shift when i get overstimulated

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[kyra45]

“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam

[dogpuppy]

[ryuzumisama]

**Thows my favs into the backrooms like little lab rats in an experiment**

[a-slut-for-leon-kennedy]

PIERS AND JILL TEAMUP OOOO

[dirtyevilminded-deactivated2013]

"Internet friendship is not real"

[puckish-thoughts]

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

*HITS REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

[fantasie-traum]

*SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS*

[poke-chen-deactivated20160821]

*calmly gets out hammer and slams into reblog button politely*

[wielderofblueflames]

REBLOGGIN!

[rainewhibbers]

@tinyscribbles @the-forgotten-glow @junkokayla @anon-noodle @attempteddreamz @eyedevergreen @everyone else i made friends with this is wrong right

right

[anon-noodle-deactivated20170610]

It’s impossible to not Reblog this

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATES THE REBLOG BUTTON

[ripleybeagle-deactivated2016080]

*mashes the reblog button* :3

[crazedminions101-deactivated202]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGRGHRGRHAHRARARRGHGHGRHGRGHR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws everything at the reblog button, then sits on it and sneezes*

[the-ms-painter]

*slams face into reblog button*

[savi-llama-arts-blog]

*throws fridge at reblog button*

[cattytheartcat]

*sLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

[segaalien]

I have many Internet friends some even bffs without my friends I’d be lost they are @yay-pink-kitty-2016 @wafflesticcitoby123 @cattytheartcat And @ask-maskythepandakingandfriends

[cattytheartcat]

Oh my GOD it’s been years!!! HIIIII

[segaalien]

TUMBLR OLD MOOTIE REUNION HI GUYSSS

[segaalien]

Looks like my art is still kinda crappy XDDDD 😂😂😂

[thegreninjazac]

It’s good to me

[segaalien]

@thegreninjazac thats actually rlly nice. Wow ty

[greninjazac]

Oh dang, this brings back memories.

[segaalien]

Mid shift and I get smacked in the face with nostalgia 😰