ashes and blood

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[partywithponies]

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

[squeakitties]

[chilewithcarnage]

[cat-terpillar]

heard encanto beat let it go

[shandzii]

they’re just sitting

[sweatermuppet]

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

[cikero]

pussy got me like for he’s a jolly good felloowwwww

[molabuddy]

(looking at a fictional character) my best friend :] *kisses them sweetly*

(looking at another character) my best friend :] *throws them down a flight of stairs*

[fenkko]

here comes a special boy!

here comes a special boy!

[9entle9emini]

im free on Valentines Day 😛

[reg1ment]

there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss

[ytpo-moved-deactivated20210903]

sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

[roots-arrow-deactivated20231003]

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

[virmillion]

i recognize that twitter is on an eight year tumblr delay but this person on tiktok really said tumblr university 2

[link-the-feral-anon]

[estradiol-dyke]

seeing a mutual like one of your posts like, "i knew you'd like that, you slut"

[vzm]

kissa u

[vzm]

lova and embracea u

[vzm]

hava…….. crush on u

[aberrantemotion]

mario i don’t feel the same

[spacehorrors]

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake