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[seablack]

happy holidays

[velkia]

6.6 haikaveh

I'm so happy they're finally properly reconciled 🥹

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[teaboot]

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

[teaboot]

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

[weeklyheavendio]

(pose reference under the cut)

[makiswirl]

What I’d give to see jotaro as a seal………. How I feel saying are our /ref

(seal voice) arr-a arr-a arr-a

[miitarion]

[megamangx]

BEETLES.EXE

A MEGAMAN GX SCARYPPASTA

my name is yuko and i live in japan and was big pfan of the beetles the band from the 1950s england but i was at a shinra in japan one moorning and saw a stand with a shimtoe prist "what are you buying" he said and i saw a beetles vinyel called BEETLES.EXE and i sied "give me that one" i said and the man pointed at me "BUT THIS ONE IS DEATH DO NOT BUY IT!" he warned but i told him i wanted it

"400 yen then" he said and i buyed it and went home putting it into the cd player as it started and the song was yello submairnes but it was different "WE MINCE THE OCEANS IN A YELLOW DEATHMARINE" SAID the voice of ringo who founded satanic

all the songs founded wrong and dark so i turn it off and want to bed

i was in dream and paul was there but his eyes where red and blood "I AM GOD NOW!" paul said and hunted me and i runned and then george was there too with claws and evil "YOU ARE IN OUR HELL WORLD NOW BOY" he said as his voice was static and evil

i tryed to run then i saw RINGO STARR.EXE and he flyed towards me as evil beetles music was in g major witch was the satanic note in music "i can not run"i screamed as he grabbed me and i saw his face in the sky I AM MDEATH DESTORYER OF ALL GOOD was written in blood and ringle star laughed

i woke up the next morning scared finding a note from the beetles "this is cursed and it killed so many of us and will kill you loved ones to bury it" and it was signed by john mccarthy

i buryed it in the back garden but then gotted a call "yuko its your mom i am sorry to say but your dad die in sleep last night" and i cryed but i knew it was the curse and hoped no body will would dfinding it ever again.

[sandersstudies]

Talking to my traumatized friends like “take your time responding and don’t feel any need to cater to my opinion in this matter just tell me the truth about what you feel. Your feelings are valid. ” and it’s about like choosing where to go to lunch.

[performing-personhood]

Y'all do not know how long it took for me to finally realize "telling other people what I think they want to hear" is not the nicest kindest choice for me to always make. And neither do I, because I'm still learning it, but as soon as I do I'll be sure to tell you How Long It Took.

Because, haha, it turns out? Most people actually don't need to be constantly right, always in control, and perpetually being reassured. And they'll feel funny (negative) when you treat them like they do. Because people mostly assume that how you treat them is a direct reflection of how you perceive them, and they will never assume you're treating them that way because of someone who literally isn't currently in the room.

Wild, I know.

In actuality, people already know you have a preference because that is a very normal thing to have. And because you're never as slick as you think you are, you definitely won't fool anyone by pretending you don't. So the actual kindest choice to make is to just be honest about what you want, because most people will feel most comfortable when they know for sure that the decision you've both made is truly a mutual agreement.

Genuinely? Mind-blowing concept. But a very helpful thing to remember.

[aropride]

man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

my cat sits next to my chair and meows so sadly until i help her onto my lap and im like. baby i love you but i have witnessed you achieve 6ft vertical leaps onto the fridge. do NOT play with me.

[homunculus-argument]

We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.

[ashstfu]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[corrupteddoodles]

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

[bippus]

OK Can I just say something? *unending harrowing silence*

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]