"Oh my fucking-" [Name] lets out a cry, curling up into a ball. Her period has. Quite literally the worst thing ever created. Why does she get punished for not being pregnant? Why? Why?! "Why me?!"
Her first days are the absolute worst. Everything feels fuzzy. She cannot see as well. Her elemental power is glitching out because of her heightened feelings. She has also spent the good half of the morning vomiting out her stomach content. And because she has not eaten, it has mostly been stomach acid. So nothing is going her way. She cannot even drink water because she will vomit that out too. And no one wants that.
"[Name]?" Lloyd presses his ear against the bathroom door of their apartment, it twitching as he hears her groans and whimpers of pain. He smells the blood through the bottom of the door, but this is not self inflicted pain. He would have been able to tell from the bond. "Can you open the door?"
"I want to say yes," The woman starts, closing her left eye in pain. She puts her hand over her belly, cradling like it is something precious. And it would be. If it was’t hurting her for no reason! Periods don’t even need to last a week! No, they do not even need to last a day! An hour at most, is what is needed. "But I genuinely cannot move my body and I’m scared that if I do, the cramp will go to my ass!" And that is the worst thing ever. It happened once when she was walking and she quite literally fell to her knees because it hurt that bad. Lloyd carried her back to the monastery and she latched onto him just as a koala would.
Lloyd hums, getting on his knees as he looks through the gap. She is too close to the door. If he uses force, he will hurt her.
"Sweets, is the window open?" [Name] lifts her head, seeing that the window is open. She opens it because when she does vomit, everything gets too hot and she needs to cool down.
"Yeah, it’s-" [Name] feels something bubble in her stomach, the woman sitting up quickly as she vomits in the toilet. She groans, feeling her stomach constrict again as she vomits once more. "I hate this," She coughs, trying to clear her throat but vomits instead.
She feels a hand on her back, another hand pushing her hair back away from her face.
"It’s okay, I’ve got you," Lloyd whispers, rubbing her back as she vomits once more. He warms his hands, placing one over her belly as she sits up. [Name] lies the back of her neck against the front of his shoulder, taking in deep breaths. Periods are not fun. "Let me get you some water so you can rinse your mouth,"
"No," [Name] sighs, closing her eyes. "I mean yes, but not right now. You can get it later. I need to bask in the warmth of your hands right now. Thank you, Monty," She mumbles, Lloyd letting out a smile.
"Of course, Sweets," He whispers, nuzzling his head into her neck. "Anytime," thankfully before he even got to their apartment, he had stocked up on pads, tampons, snacks, juice, water and steak. It helps according to his mother. And research.
"Wait," [Name] turns her head, seeing the bathroom door still locked. "How did you get it?"
Lloyd makes a face, the dragon oni hybrid looking to the left. [Name] looks over to the window, seeing that it is open wide.
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Can you do original series Ninjas with a fem! baby reader oneshot? While everyone was doing their things, they heard a loud crying sound from the monastery's door. Everyone went there, and they saw a baby girl in a basket crying. There was a note on the basket that said: "Please take care of her and give her a better life. Her name is Y/n." Wu picks up the baby from the basket, and she stops crying immediately when she is in warm arms. She giggles and makes cute cooing sounds which make everyone's heart melt. From now on, everyone in the monastery is taking care of the reader. The ninjas end up falling in love with her, always wanting to play with her, feeding her and fighting about who would hold her. One day, while Sensei Wu and Nya weren't in the monastery, the boys are playing with the reader. She says her first word, which made them freeze. "Fuck!" They couldn't believe that not just she cursed, but also her first was a curse word. They are shocked and angry, blaming each other for who swore in front of her. Then the ninjas realized that Wu would be returning soon and if he heard the baby's swearing, all of them would be so dead. In panic and desperation, they tried to stop the reader from saying the curse word, but the baby kept repeating the word happily.
THIS IS SO CUTEE im gonna pick up from around when they hear her curse lmao
First words
“You’re holding her wrong.”
“I am not holding her wrong!”
“You’re supporting her head wrong, Jay.”
“I am supporting her head!”
“You are not,” Zane corrected calmly. “Her neck requires—”
“I’ve got it!” Jay insisted.
“Give her to me before you drop her,” Kai cut in, reaching.
“I’m not going to drop her!”
Cole, already now holding you comfortably, leaned back slightly. “You both sound ridiculous.”
You cooed softly in agreement, your small hand grabbing onto his shirt.
“…Okay, that’s not fair,” Kai muttered.
Nearby, Lloyd crouched down, smiling gently. “Hey, Y/n… do you wanna come here?”
Your attention shifted immediately, your arms reaching toward him.
“Oh, come on,” Jay groaned. “She likes everyone but me.”
“That is incorrect,” Zane said. “She has responded positively to your presence multiple times.”
“…Yeah, but not like that,” Jay mumbled.
Wu watched from a distance, hands folded within his sleeves, his expression calm but approving as he observed the way they circled around you, each of them drawn in without hesitation.
“Remember,” he said evenly, “caring for another requires patience.”
“We’ve got patience,” Kai said quickly.
“You argued over holding her for ten minutes,” Wu replied.
“…We’ve got developing patience.”
—
On the day everything went wrong, the monastery felt slightly less structured in Wu’s absence.
“This is fine,” Jay said confidently. “We’ve got everything under control.”
“That statement is already incorrect,” Zane replied.
You sat between them, surrounded as always, your attention bouncing from one to the other with bright curiosity.
“Alright, watch this,” Jay said, holding out his hand as small sparks flickered to life between his fingers.
Your eyes lit up instantly, a delighted sound escaping you.
“See? She loves it,” he grinned.
Kai scoffed. “That’s nothing. Y/n, look at this.”
A small flame danced in his palm, warm and controlled, its glow reflecting in your wide eyes.
Zane stepped forward slightly. “Perhaps we should avoid—”
“Relax, I’ve got it under control,” Kai said.
Your gaze remained locked on the flickering flame, your expression unusually focused as you leaned forward just slightly.
“…Fff—”
The sound was small and unsteady— but unmistakable.
“…Did she just—” Lloyd started quietly.
“Fuck.”
Everything stopped, Jay’s mouth flying open in the process. “No way—”
Kai stared in disbelief, his ego faltering as he had expected your first word to be fire—now dred and horror taking over his features instead. “No. No, No—”
You giggled, clearly pleased with the reactions you were receiving. “Fuck.”
“NO,” all of them said at once.
“Okay, who said that around her?” Kai demanded immediately, pointing.
Jay pointed right back. “You!”
“I did not!”
“You literally say it all the time!”
Cole raised a hand. “It was definitely one of you.”
“It was not me!” Jay insisted.
Zane spoke, his tone tighter than usual. “This is not helping. The issue is that she has learned inappropriate language.”
“Yeah, we KNOW that!” Kai snapped.
You clapped happily.
“Fuck!”
Jay grabbed his head. “Oh, this is bad.”
“This is really bad,” Lloyd added quietly.
Zane straightened. “Sensei Wu will be returning soon.”
Silence fell instantly.
“…We’re dead,” Kai said.
“Do not say that in front of her!” Jay hissed.
“Focus!” Cole cut in. “We just need to teach her something else.”
He crouched in front of you, offering a hopeful smile. “Hey… can you say ‘tea’?”
You blinked at him.
“Fuck.”
Cole leaned back. “Okay, not tea.”
“Try something easier,” Jay said quickly. “Like—like ‘Jay.’ Say ‘Jay.’”
You looked directly at him.
“Fuck.”
“…I don’t like this game,” Jay muttered.
Lloyd tried next, softer. “How about ‘Wu’? Can you say ‘Wu’?”
You reached toward him.
“Fuck.”
Kai paced. “Why is that the only word she knows?!”
“Because one of you keeps saying it,” Cole shot back.
“I said I didn’t—”
Footsteps echoed outside the doorway, each panicked ninja freezing in place as thier heads whipped towards the door.
“…No,” Jay whispered.
Zane turned toward the door. “He has returned.”
“Okay, okay, nobody panic,” Kai said quickly.
“You’re already panicking,” Lloyd replied.
“I am not panicking!”
You giggled.
“Fuck.”
“Please stop saying that,” Jay begged quietly.
The door slid open.
Wu stepped inside, his gaze immediately taking in the scene before him—the tight circle, the tense expressions, the unmistakable atmosphere of something having gone very wrong.
“Is everything alright?” he asked calmly.
No one answered.
You turned toward him instantly, your face lighting up as your arms reached out.
“Sensei,” Lloyd started, voice careful.
Wu stepped forward and took you gently into his arms, your small hands immediately gripping his robes as you settled against him, completely content.
He looked down at you. “Did you behave while I was away?
“Fuck.”
The silence that followed was suffocating.
Wu’s expression didn’t change immediately, though his eyes slowly lifted from you to the others, each of whom suddenly found the floor incredibly interesting.
“…Explain,” he said.
Kai pointed at Jay. “It was him.”
Jay’s head snapped up. “It was not me!”
“You literally say it all the time!”
“You say it more!”
Cole stepped back. “I’m not involved in this.”
“You are absolutely involved!” Kai snapped.
Zane clasped his hands behind his back. “It was a collective failure.”
Wu regarded them for a long moment, the weight of his silence far more intimidating than any raised voice.
Meanwhile, you simply laughed, entirely unbothered, resting comfortably in his arms as though nothing at all was wrong.
Wu exhaled slowly.
“We will be discussing appropriate language,” he said at last.
“…Yes, Sensei,” they answered in unison.
You looked up at him again, smiling brightly. And though none of them dared react—they all heard it coming.
“Fu—”
Kai lunged forward. “NO—new word, new word, we’re learning a new word right now—”
Wu raised a hand, stopping him.
“It will be handled,” he said calmly.
Despite everything, despite the tension and the inevitable consequences waiting just ahead—even as they stood there bracing for the lecture they knew was coming, you remained safe, warm, and completely at ease in Wu’s arms.
