stop making sense

why you bullying me

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[powerfulwizard]

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

[rainbowgazes-archive]

honestly unfollow me if you ate a cheese

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you are suspicious but i cannot prove anything so your safe for now

[rainbowgazes-archive]

wait a fucking minute

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

“2019 twitter is just 2014 tumblr” now you see a lot of elements of this ARE true, but what youre missing is that 2014 tumblr, however disastrous it was, was contained. 2019 twitter is all of that unmitigated horror spilling over into a far more quote unquote normal site

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[surfdusting-deactivated20190217]

[pyraax-deactivated20190814]

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[mspokedraws]

You should do Appletun

and i have!

[twitblr]

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[lazorsandparadox]

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[geniusoflove]

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

[lazorsandparadox]

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

[tumblingoverstars]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

[mamoru]

these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced

[salrean-deactivated20210519]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

[ratanak45]

Visit Original Link

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