get bent

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

[supahighposts]

[corpish]

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[catchymemes]

[lifes-a-terminal-illness]

*wet* at crocheting

[wizardjpeg]

first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one

[sigis-the-heavenly-sword-deacti]

You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?

[wizardjpeg]

what if this was in your house and room

[azaleatown]

[burgertv]

[love-hate-relationship]

Yeah same

[rinnegay]

me when i’m about to make reckless life choices and my inner demons only encourage me ‬

[whitepeopletwitter]

[skynohoshi]

[adulthoodisokay]

i can’t believe she just murdered her son like that [x]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

She sounds like a delight

[aquariusmercury]

[fuckyeahhills]

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town 

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free