this is so funny 😭
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this is so funny 😭
Lol hello again xx
“My wife bought our cats a sofa, then a throw pillow and finally a mini afghan.”
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here’s some cat memes i made bc i’m upsetti
My Foretold Mario movie predictions:
"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"
Luigi does a Fortnite dance
some multiple universe gimmick
toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope
Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"
waluigi is not in the film
Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser
Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario
Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line
The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character
Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")
Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong
innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"
mario is mean to luigi
pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack
toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song
I'm just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces
Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!
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MCU but only the messy bits (9/?) - requested by anon
t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”
Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”
MARVEL POC CELEBRATION MONTH ☼ week 4: free choice ↳ women of colour leads in marvel tv
*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*
*emits a cloud of toxic spores*
Well there’s no need to be dramatic
i physically had to draw this
LOKI (2021) dir. Kate Herron
here are some things I just heard:
a door slamming
someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice
some things I heard myself:
a light thud
someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”
a meow
literally every minor sound from the street carries up to us since it’s so narrow, last year this happened:
a deep voice going “HEY”
me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening
same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”
the playful jingling of dog tags
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”
jingle jingle jingle
ok i give up i am on my last leg at this point haha
if anyone can donate even a little money to my cashapp $voxxian i will super appreciate it and i will happily sketch you something in return for whatevers given
im just really desperate at this point i rly didnt want to come to this point but ive kinda been forced here life is really really really tough right now and im super desperate im just really badly struggling