that's pussy babe!

hi my name's haley and i'm the silliest little fool

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[jadedpreschooler]

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[kaban-bang]

Mandela effect

[kaban-bang]

[the-post-crow]

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

[mcteeth]

[ritasanderson]

horse in a hat

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[frogmoss1]

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

[frogmoss1]

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[nickcutler]

[suckling-pig]

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[cursed-40k-thoughts]