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I think it is very fun to play with Dirk's hubris. He thinks so little and so highly of himself simultaneously. I want him painfully aware of the torch he's carrying for Dave while allowing himself the audacity to believe in his ability to keep it under lock and key. All that while he can't help staying close to him. Dave wants him close—closer, even—and isn't that a thrill? Dirk telling himself that his intense desires won't bleed through when he has already demonstrated that he can't gather the willpower to peel Dsve off of him like he "should". So it's only a matter of time before they've tangled up in their sleep on the couch and Dirk wakes up squirming against Dave's thigh. Berating himself for letting things get to this point all while he's utterly helpless in the moment. As if there was ever going to be any other outcome.
Everyone (me) thinks about alphacest in terms of Dirk having a weird sexual obsession with a!Dave. But what about the other way around 🤔 a!Dave asking a!Rose in a definitely not subtle way if she just so happens to maybe know what Dirk will look like when she foresees him. Dave jacking off while trying to put together a mental image of what Dirk will look like and act like, incredibly grateful that Rose is so good at description and imagery.
Dave frantically asking Rose if it would actually, like actually actually be weird for Dave to leave some nudes for Dirk to see whenever he stumbled upon the more adult stuff in the apartment. Would autographed nudes for Dirk mean that Dave is too full of himself or would Dirk actually appreciate that? Will Dirk even care about Dave? Maybe Dave should just hide the autographed ones a little more thoroughly so that Dirk only finds them if he really upturns the whole apartment looking for mementos of Dave.
Dave writing about a hundred versions of a letter to try to say that he loves Dirk, but being entirely unable to figure out how to word what he feels without coming off as skeevy or overly sentimental or weird. Dave breaking down and asking Rose to take a look at what he's written to see if she can figure out some way to word it that doesn't paint Dave as a creep or a sap.
Dave trying to turn it into something more subtle at Rose's suggestion, where it'll only make any sense at all if Dirk is really reading behind the lines and digging into every word of the letter. But that would mean Dirk would find a completely pointless letter around the same time he finds the other adult items, and, according to Rose, Dirk is going to be crazy smart so chances are he'll know something is up with it and analyze it even if he's started to get grossed out by Dave and his antics by that point. And Dave can't set it up to be found earlier because then he'd be giving what's essentially a love confession to a child and that hits him the wrong way, but he also can't wait too long and make it seem like a weird letter from an absent father more than an expression of affection. No version of the letter still exists by the time Dirk gets to the apartment, which is a shame because he would pore over them like religious texts if he knew they ever existed.
Unfortunately a!Dave will never get to see just how thoroughly Dirk loves him back. It's sort of a chicken or the egg situation. Was Dirk predisposed to have such a strong sexual obsession with Dave? Or did it only form because he can access his brother's nudes faster than he can type PornHub into the search bar?
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It is absolutely imperative that we talk more about dirk wanting to fuck horses
I think he was in his post-apocalyptic apartment jerking off to actual bestiality horse porn, but he was in a position where horses had been extinct for a few hundred years, so that sense of disconnect probably dulled his guilt to a moderate level instead of a full on suicidal level. Making it to earth c and no longer having a safe amount of distance between himself and the object of his desires would make him go a little crazy I think
As much as he might hate himself for it he would not be able to resist that siren song forever. At some point he’s going to end up on his knees between a stallion’s legs, playing with its balls and licking up and down its musky cock since its too big to actually fit in his mouth
Dirk goes to huff Dave’s balls but he doesn’t take his shades off and ends up jabbing Dave right in the dick with his very pointy eyewear
Dirkdave cuddle pile. I can't draw kissing so they get to just melt into each other
art requests, huh?
dave and hal sharing snacks of your choice
or
gamzee and dirk staring at each other
or
caliborn dressed up as a pickle
or
drunk or otherwise intoxicated alpha dave
Drawn with a regular amount of lust
i <3 intox i <3 sleazy middle aged men
Song is a bad fit, I just liked these lines. Ignore the lyrical context
Stay noided
EGG LAYING / CLOACA
John: Peeps
Davesprite: Mytrollmeglestories
Written by: Deansterbeanster
Script: Here
Edited by: Sianascera
Shower Time
Prompts are open. I was asked to do something Yours Sincerely based, so I decided to roll with some domestic times in the Stribert household. Enjoy!
Dirk realises your shower is big enough for two in a moment you will later describe as an epiphany, his eyes going wide and glassy as the macaroni that had come so close to reaching his mouth just hands wetly on his fork in front of his gaping lips.
“John,” he whispers, lowering the poor, abandoned noodles to stare at you instead. “John. We should shower together.”
“Right now?” You reply slowly, pausing in eating your own dinner with more gusto. You’re sitting quite comfortably in a full suit that you still haven’t taken off from the meeting with a new venue earlier in the day, and if he thinks you’re taking this off just for a shower-
“Yes.” He drops the plate, the loud clatter making you jump. “Right now.”
Before you can object, his shirt is off and whacking you in the face.
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The Sexual (Re)Education of Dave Strider
Dave has a great relationship. Karkat's a great boyfriend, doting and sweet and loving. There's just the one snag, but Dave can deal, there's more to a relationship than whatever happens in the bedroom. Dirk has said he could talk to him about anything, so, maybe he's confided now and then. Nothing too crazy. Only, his bro's been getting more and more quiet lately.
Dirk knows his li'l bro needs some help, guidance, and knows he's the right man for the job. One day, he takes matters into his own hands, it's time to give his bro some serious Sex Ed.
Dirk should feed Dave. Just always be offering Dave whatever he's eating right now or offering to cook for Dave, asking if he wants to order take out if he's covering it. He's not a great cook or anything but he's perfectly serviceable at cooking and is used to cooking for himself regularly since he grew up on a diet of whatever seabirds and fish he could catch and prepare. Dave can count on one hand how many times he's eaten a home cooked in his life so his standards are low and food insecurity brain hasn't worn off so he always accepts food whenever offered.
He doesn't think anything about it until Rose points out, knowingly, that Dirk sure does cook for Dave a lot and no one else. When he realizes maybe that is kind of weird he thinks about when it started and realizes Dirk started feeding him right after he told him about how Bro used to not feed him. Part of him is kind of annoyed Dirk is once again taking responsibility for Bro's actions as if they had been his own and subjecting him to more covert guilt-ridden routines. But at the same time, Dave's not binging when he gets so hungry he can't take it anymore because he doesn't get to that point anymore. Hell he doesn't even have a stash of food in his closet to binge on if he did get to that point. Without even noticing, he had let himself become completely reliant on Dirk for food.
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bau bau!