SelendisSuccubus

27 - she/her - Bi - Nurse - INFP - Pisces - OCD - Wattson & Rampart Main - mostly hyperfixating, rambling about my psyche and fandom stuff

[palmviolet]

eddie munson + signs of adhd (insp.)

[ropnolcart]

I still can’t get over how silly PMD rescue team is. You really have to throw hands with Rayquaza just to tell him to look behind him to see the gigafuck meteorite hurdling towards him. 

The final boss fight is pretty much this

[sunsetcurveauto]

love when a man is a prettyboy and a loser. a prettyloserboy if you will

[mcbeanzontoast-deactivated20230]

[pinene]

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

[pinene]

Jail!

[pinene]

Different Jail!

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[selendissuccubus]

Bisexual guys with a nose ring... 💦

[hellomynameisbisexual]

REPOST: 🗣️ bisexual men, LISTEN UP

Your sexuality is your greatest power. It's a blessing not a curse to be bi

For many years I carried self hatred, but isn't it funny how what you deem as your greatest 'weakness' is in fact your greatest strength?

when I stopped looking for acceptance from other people, I gained the most important thing acceptance from myself. Bro, accepting yourself and being confident in who you are is attractive af, others will see your light shining and come over to bask in in

TRUST ME.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

FIXED IT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[kiashieart]

doctors like cuddles, right? 🤔

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[courtnashe]

I use flavor for so many things, mostly when talking about scents.

[the-haiku-bot]

I use flavor for

so many things, mostly when

talking about scents.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rozzed]

new favorite tweet

[horrorlesbion]

(from the author of fight club)

[cinimuffin]

First attempt at cross stitch

[sparklinglemmy]

Saw a post on main and went "someone make this happen" and I thought "wait I can make it happen" so I did :d

[hartesa]

Day 13: Solana (Pokemon Ranger)

[jisuto]