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The Gaia Hedgehog AU- main characters!
Name: Dark Gaia
Alias: Sonic the Hedgehog, Io
Age: Timeless, 12 Years
Sonic, or Io, is the identity Dark Gaia gained when they forced reincarnation to escape the cycle their insanity had trapped them in. A lot of who they used to be has been lost to the cycles of waking and hibernation, so Sonic is naturally a huge part of their psyche. Light Gaia is their twin sibling, and a constant companion of Sonic.
Sonic is keeping βIoβ, himself as Dark Gaia, a secret from his friends.
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Name: Light Gaia
Alias: Chip, Fosfora Parlouzer
Age: Timeless, 27 years old
Light Gaia spends most of their time in the form of Chip, the form they had for all of the Gaia Incident and as such the form most familiar to Sonicβs friends. Like Dark Gaia, they have lost much of themself to the cycles and are having to rebuild themself. Unlike Sonic, what they have been using to fill the gaps is unclear.
Once or twice, Light Gaia has mentioned someone called Fosforaβ¦ but Sonic doesnβt seem to ever remember the name being mentioned.
Name: ChΓ’u
Alias: The Master Emerald
Age: At Least As Old As the Planet
ChΓ’u was created by Light Gaia to manage the balance of Chaos and Order energies in the universe before they pulled Dark Gaia into slumber for the first time. ChΓ’u is typically unable to leave their physical βavatarβ, the Master Emerald, which houses their personal dimension, without becoming ill. They have not been socialized well because of this. In fact, their only real example of how to behave has been their Guardians, of which Chaos and Tikal are the only ones living in their dimension.
They like to take the form of a golden pangolin, wearing a crown of jewels that resemble the Chaos Emeralds.
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YOU WROTE THE "EVIL DEEDS" AvA FIC? I saw you tumblr on the AvA/m zine and it was past 1 am for me when i screamed what i saw that fic again like BRO
I'll just say omg i love that fic, it's so peak and i come to reread it every now and then like woaah
Awwwww! Yes! Yes! I wrote Evil Deeds. I am still writing Evil Deeds, actually. The story is not finished, and I have plans to adapt the new content coming out to fit it. But yes! T'was me! And I am so happy that you love it so much. Originally I wasn't ever going to write a long chapter fic for AvA, but the idea just gripped me so strongly, and Dark is just such a delightful character to explore when in the context of a redemption (of course the fic is entirely an AU now because Canon Dark is like, cartoon evil for the sake of being evil, but we love it all the same.
Thank you so much for taking the time to reach out to me! I am so sorry I took so long to reply, with Tumblr I often like, forget it isn't just the "scroll for five minutes and get bored" app. But I am so so so happy you told me how much you love the fic. People like you remind me why it's so worth the effort to keep writing it even when usually AvA is such a small fandom it feels dead silent. I am about to be done with a really big project I was working on, so, mayhaps keep an eye on that email if you're subscribed ;)
(Also always feel free to just leave comments or asks here (or on my other, like, fic-writing focused blog) about the fic! I am always delighted to ramble about things)
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βCave Johnson here. Iβve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the βhomosexual lifestyleβ is βdegenerateβ and βirresponsibleβ. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.β
βCave Johnson here. If youβre experiencing a time loop in which youβre repeating the month of June over and over, thatβs totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled βTime Machineβ in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop youβre on. Donβt worry about the babyβs identity, he grows up to be an asshole.β
βCave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so weβll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, donβt stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors havenβt been tested on human eyes yet.β
βCave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.β
βCave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am herΒ βbeardβ. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.β
βCave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and weβll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. Iβm thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.β
βCave Johnson here. Iβm proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.β
βCave Johnson here. Iβm afraid weβll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But weβre starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.β
βCave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that βa disaster in the makingβ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.β
Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! Thatβs a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.β
βCave Johnson here. I wonβt tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and weβre ought to respect that. Weβre also ought to shoot them on sight since theyβre extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.β
βCave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly Iβm flattered. Unfortunately for you, I donβt swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.β
βCave Johnson here. Iβve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? Iβll talk to the lab boys about it.β
βCave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though letβs be honest, they probably had it coming.β
βCave Johnson here. For the last time! βIβm reclaiming the slurβ is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androidsβ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.β
βCave Johnson here. Iβd like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, heβll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.β
βCave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.β
βCave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the βGet More Wokeβ program, please report to your departmentβs OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.β
βCave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. Thatβs not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.β
βCave Johnson here. To the joker who added βmake the sun gayβ to our quarterly agenda, I hope youβre pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you canβt make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, weβre not doing it.β
βCave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. Iβd like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.β
βCave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me βCave, donβt you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?β and I told him βFirst of all, thatβs Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think itβs not long enough!β and thatβs why Iβm adding an β&β to the acronym. Donβt know what it stands for yet, but Iβll figure it out.β
βCave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science weβre all about gender affirming care. Weβve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science weβre all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.β
βCave Johnson here. So far, we received 832 submissions to our Homophobia Remover design competition. Unfortunately, 829 had to be disqualified for being a schematic of a gun. Objectively hilarious, but not what weβre looking for. Wait, the lab boys just got another submission: andβ¦ itβs another gun. Keep at it, folks.β
βCave Johnson here. Using a set of genetically identical triplets and a molecular combinizer, we just proved scientifically that being bisexual isnβt the same as being half-straight and half-gay. Now we just need to figure out how to separate Craigstopher back into his component brothers.β
Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.
Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing
This image is so so fucking important to me
Reblog this, cowards
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The symbol of hope and resilience is still going strong after 35 years ΰ²₯β βΏβ ΰ²₯
IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS PIECE, I WANNA PUT IT ON MY WALL qβ :οΎβ (β ;β Β΄β β©β `β ;β )οΎβ :β q
yβall my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer
i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op
I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
I've always wanted to redraw this panel with them..... for reasons....
"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."
"come again?"
"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."
"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."
a long and judgmental pause. then:
"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"
like i quite literally have never been more passionate about anything than i am about the human raceβs invariable desire to tell stories and the fact that we always find a way to do it, through spoken language and written language and body language and visual art and theater and poetry and oral tradition and a million other things. there are so many things we take for granted about the human experience that we never stop to think about but i really want you to take a step back and consider how fucking amazing it is that our need to tell stories transcends all boundaries of time and geography and borders and language. it is one of very few things that is legitimately intrinsic to human nature and i will never stop being completely in awe of humanity for that.
#βel pastel promedio tiene tres lechesβ es en realidad un error estadΓstico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al dΓa#es un valor atΓpico qeu no deberΓa haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)
I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word
I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.