Yeah. They’ve lasted for a week.
What about you?
My Thanksgiving dinner was coffee and vodka, so I don’t really have any leftovers.
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Yeah. They’ve lasted for a week.
What about you?
My Thanksgiving dinner was coffee and vodka, so I don’t really have any leftovers.
Normal Person || Regan & Selene
The smell of burgers, fried food, and beer flared her nostrils. The first two were mouthwatering and came with a punch of nostalgia. How long had it been since she’d just gone to a restaurant like this? The question kept clanging around in Regan’s head, even as she found a seat at a tiny two-person table. It was closer to the bar than she would’ve liked, but Dell’s was full up; apparently trivia night was popular here. It made sense. Ashkent Creek was a town more prone to danger than most; people would scramble for any opportunity to take their mind off death. Like it was avoidable. Regan’s eyes rolled back at the thought, and she flipped through the laminated menu. The edges were worn down, and there were several grease stains over the words. A moment of contemplation and– Regan placed the menu back on the table and rested her clasped hands on top of it it. She didn’t need it. She didn’t. This was the first time in months she had been able to go somewhere crowded without worrying about what could happen, without scanning the room for the sick and elderly the second she walked in, and she was going to enjoy it to its fullest.
She asked the waitress what her favorite thing on the menu was, confirmed it didn’t have fish or red meat in it– just in case that iron allergy was still in full swing– and ordered that, an ear to ear grin on her face. That was the most spontaneous thing she’d done in… well, maybe ever. Which was kind of sad, actually. But now she had a second chance.
Everyone seemed to be bustling with excitement, volume rising. The bartenders announced a last call for drinks until 7:30. Regan checked her cell phone. 7:00 on the dot. Was that when trivia started? She got her answer when the waitress flew over with what looked like mushroom penne, a sheet of paper, and a pen. A man standing by the bar established the rules. His voice was arrhythmic; he slurred the last word of each sentence. Both a patron and an employee, apparently. But it seemed fairly standard– no groups of more than 4 people, no conferring with others, and no swapping the pen for a pencil so you could change your answers at the end. Regan’s eyes ticked over to the empty seat across from her, a frown nagging at the corners of her mouth. She wanted to yell out I’m here! I’m normal! I’m ready to be a contributing member of normal human society who enjoys socializing! I’m not the one who smells like formalin, it’s that guy over there! but people would probably just nudge their chairs further away. And besides! She didn’t need a team. She had this in the bag.
“Here we go: during the Salem Witch Trials, who famously cried out “More weight!” as he was being pressed to death?”
“That’s easy.” Regan said, smiling and pleased with herself. She shielded the slip of paper behind her hand and wrote ‘Giles Corey’. If the rest of the questions were as morbid and death-related as this one was, she’d be disappointed she hadn’t come to trivia nights before.
“Second question: which famous play included the stage directions “Exit, pursued by a bear”?”
The overdone, look-at-me-being-successful smile that had been building was dashed in a second. Who the heck would know that?! Some kind of… bear expert? Or a playwright. Or English majors and teachers. There were probably more of those around than bear experts, unless hunting qualified someone as an expert. It could in a court of law. She nearly wrote down “bear expert,” then remembered what the question was… just as he was already moving on to the next.
Scrubbing at the worn wooden bar, Selene scowled for what must’ve been the twentieth time that night. Only three hours into her shift, the all too familiar stickiness of spilt alcohol once again threatened to overwhelm her. She winced at the ache of her hand, the muscles throbbing with the effort. Dell’s Tavern was her personal variety hell, with the drunken idiots, broken glasses, long shifts, greasy food and especially that bloody trivia. It was blatantly obvious that she was too good for such a woeful minimum wage job.
The other day, the most horrifying incident had occurred. Glancing at herself in the mirror, Selene was aghast to discover a single pimple on her flawless skin. Never having to deal with that nasty side of adolescence, it had thrown Selene into shock. The hideous little job was killing her, slowly and slowly it would consume her until there was nothing left but endlessly pimply skin and a distinct lack of self worth. It all went back to that disgustingly oily kitchen with the greasiest food known to mankind. It was a wonder that the cook at Dell’s Tavern hadn’t bumped anyone off by now. Every day was an internal struggle to not succumb to the urge to set it all alight.
She leant her elbows on the table, resting her head in her hands, and stared blankly at the clock trying to will it to skip ahead to the end of her shift. Lost in a daze of mind numbing boredom and shock at the pathetic turn her life had taken, Selene didn’t notice the crowds of poor, pathetic individuals who had decided to come for the trivia until she caught the eye of her overbearing boss. He glared at her, gesturing wildly over to the groups.
“Oh, right. Last call for drinks until like 7:30,” she hollered over the noise of the customers. The whole concept of trivia seemed pitiful, honestly didn’t they have anything else to do? Selene rolled her eyes and slid over the top of the bar, determined to collect all of the dirty plates and glasses up quickly so she could rest for a few minutes. At the sight of Dave, possibly one of her most hated work buddies, drunkenly announcing the trivia questions; a look of disgust crossed her face. Honestly before every single trivia game, he’d scull back shots in order to regain some form of confidence to ensure that he made the game a whole heap of fun. Selene couldn’t have imagined anything more tragic.
As she clunked the plates and glasses deliberately to get under Dave’s nerves, she moved around the tavern. With a crash and a bang of the cutlery, Selene half listened to his monotonous drone. It was only when he mentioned witches that her ears pricked up. Her eyes scanned the room, curiously taking in every trivia participant’s responses. Though it was a familiar brunette eagerly writing down the answer caught her attention.
Placing the pile of greasy dishes down in the kitchen, Selene made certain to dart back into the room to listen to the next trivia question. ‘Which famous play included the stage directions “Exit, pursued by a bear”?’ A half smile lingered on her lips. Of course, she knew precisely which play that was from. She wasn’t an imbecile. Besides, she had pursued acting once for a millisecond and had actually starred in her high school performance of the play before turning up to the performance off her face. Anyway. The ending of her acting career didn’t matter. Her eyes rested on the brunette, curious to see her response to the question. The woman’s once bright smile had vanished, she didn’t know the answer.
Well, I usually enjoy being alive. So I tend to try to dodge oncoming vehicles, people and animals. Not always successfully, granted.
I think it’s probably because there isn’t usually a lot of traffic and all that, with this being a pretty small town. So some people get reckless, I suppose. I wouldn’t know, honestly, I haven’t lived here long enough to know all the history of this place.
Your advice is much appreciated.
If small town charms means getting nearly knocked down on a daily basis, then I’m out of here. Please tell me there’s a little more to this place than that. So how long have you lived here anyway?
Small town, small people. They like to keep to themselves and only think of themselves.
Goodness, that’s a lot to be angry about. Well, better out than in, they say, right? Almost four years now. Long to newcomers, short in retrospect.
Well, you’re really selling this place.
That is what they say. Though whether they or whoever they are, know what they’re talking about. Well that’s another issue. So how come you haven’t gone mad yet?
[pm] Van Hooeydonk. It’s Dutch. Pretty sure she was a Formula 1 driver in a past life.
I take it you’re new in town?
The old bat needs to be taken off the streets. Seriously not how I wanted to start my morning.
What gave it away?
A whole pot of coffee to yourself before optimism hits? Yeah that sounds about right.
I’m guessing it was in you car in that case. Yeah wow, that’s really dumb. It’s like those people who suddenly become horrendous at driving the second a cop stars driving near them. Like they go under the speed limit and under the flow of traffic and get all nervous. It’s the worst. Either way, be careful. A certain medical examiner in this town is really bad at merging and merged into my car once and she works over there. On that note, what color car was it? Because I’d place money….
Yeah, it’s pretty much the only way my optimism and my body works.
Ugh, it was just so fucking stupid. Honestly, even in busy towns that aren’t in the middle of nowhere, people have a little sense about not being a complete tool on the roads. I think some idiots need their eyes and brains checked up before heading out on the roads. What’s the name of this medical examiner? I want to know which name to curse if they make the mistake of running into my car. I’m pretty sure it was a black car.
That’s very common here, if I’m honest. I’m awfully good at bumping into people.
Because you need glasses or you just don’t give any fucks?
Some people have no manners.
That’s for sure. You lived here long?
No. A zoo is definitely not what I own.
I run the Animal sanctuary.
So basically a zoo. What made you decide to poke around dogs’ butts and pull out fleas for a living?
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m so sick of turkey.
Still on the Thanksgiving leftovers?
What's your favorite phase of the moon?
I don’t mind a good full moon, it helps me get my lunar tan on.
It is not gross; it’s captivating fascinating. You never realize how different everyone is until you cut them open; it’s a job that keeps you on your toes, and every day I see something that surprises me. I mean, what could be better than that? Oh. And I’m the medical examiner. I really need to start specifying that before I talk about cutting people op Um, in case you were afraid of m wondering.
Right. They don’t say anything. At all. Ever. Now they don’t, at lea
Rising dead people? Oh, are you talking about– you know, terminal erection? Because that happens primarily in hangings. Which I do see sometimes!
Oh wow, you actually cut dead bodies open? Well I’m sure you must be a real winner at dinner parties. Blood, guts and gore goes wonderfully with duck confit.
No but really, isn’t it like a little bit freaky? Being all alone with the bodies.
Wow... so that’s actually a thing? I thought it was just a rumour.
Okay, I love it, and I would so set her pony tail on fire just because she’s the biggest poser, but then it would stink up the entire hall, which is tragic.
You’re not from around here, are you?
There’s nothing quite than a bit of fire to cause a bit of chaos. My favourite kind of chaos. I’m sure it would be worth it, besides you’d obviously have someone filming the entire thing. Talk about viral.
That obvious? Yeah, just moved here actually. How long have you lived here?
But did a demon run into your car?
Nearly’s better than actually running into you, right? And wow I feel wrong somehow being that optimistic about anything. I think I just went against my internal nature or something.
Where was it, anyway? I feel like I should know who or what to watch out for.
Nearly is better than actually having it happen, but neither’s something you want to celebrate. Yeah, I’m not one for optimism. Unless I’ve had a coffee or seven.
Just near Al’s Diner, right near the Police Station actually. Case in point that they were a complete idiot.
Get used to it, honestly. I’m pretty sure people hardly know how to drive around here. You’ll learn how to dodge just about anything if you live here for a little.
So every time I decide to leave the house, I should just be prepared to get hit? Yeah, I don’t think so. Was there some sort of freak accident here that left everyone incapable of driving properly?
Because I have animals that rely on me, plus everyone in this town isn’t so bad.
What? You have like a zoo of animals or something?