2 Selfie Queens

I like cats

[selfiequeens]

If anyone is interested in my ~~~aesthetic~~~ blog, it's @xindie-idc

[selfiequeens]

This whole not having a boyfriend thing is starting to get on my nerves

[evantpetersdaily]

[ahcalamity]

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

[creampuffanatomy]

[wolfchasing]

i can’t fucken believe that one of the main arguments against wind farms is that they’re an eyesore

do you know what’s an even bigger eyesore?

not having fuckin trees or coral reefs or glaciers or any number of incredible natural beauties because fossil fuels and pollution and global fuckin warming killed it all dead

[subtract-me-from-your-heart]

“Why’d you let the planet die?”

“Aesthetic.”

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[babil6]

[treesandstix-deactivated2018012]

I have to go into a store I’ve already been in today *wears hat and sunglasses*

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

[alligatorgrande]

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

[thetowndrugdealer]

why do my parents hate me

[spaghedmond]

why is every movie the #1 movie in america

[femharringrove]

[buzzfeed]

The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”

[ultimagus]

The last one.

[avestigeofthevoxpopuli]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!

[fuckfuckandfuckk-blog-deactivat]

What an ass

[memecenterz]

[tocif]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

there is nothing ok with this. at all

[reality-escape-artist]

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

[hamishwatson]

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS? IT’S A MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT BREAKING GENDER ROLES AND IT WAS A 15 YEAR OLD WHO CAME UP WITH EVERY ASPECT OF IT BASICALLY. I LOVE YOUNG EDUCATED PEOPLE.