Selfship Lair

Weclome...to my lair | 18+ minors DNI

[selfship-lair]

Greetings

WatersOfCamelot here (or just Camelot). A 23 year old selfshipper. And welcome, to my lair. My yumetopia, if you will.

This is a selfship focused sideblog, where I'll be archiving, sharing, and posting about selfship, F/O, and yume content from now on.

I'm trying my best to be more active and share more. I love reading and listening about others' loving their F/Os, and I hope to be able to match the energy and enthusiasm I see from others. I'm a casual selfshipper, doing this both as a hobby, and for comfort. Technically you could say I've been doing this for a few years at least, as I only learned that there was a term and community for it last year so...

Now, before anything else, of course the prerequisites: DNI if you're a pr0shipper or any of the usual that I want nothing to do with. Racist, p*edo, MAP, bigot, transphobe, Anti-LGBTQIA+, whatever. STAY OUT. As well...DNI if you are under 18.

. . .

Ahem

With that out of the way...

I'll be partaking in various forms of selfship content. You know, the usual 'F/O imagines', ask games, etc. But my main content that I produce will be fics and written works. Which can be found on both of my writing side blogs: @archives-of-camelot (SFW & general writing) @nectars-of-camelot (NSFW writing)

There isn't exactly one specific branch of media I selfship from. I'm kind of all over the place, and have my toes in alot of different waters. But I do have my heavy hitters.

My F/O list

Tags:

#Camelot's Query - Random ideas & thoughts, opinions, questions, or headcanons (or just something I wanna ramble about)

#Camelot's Archives - Personal written works and fics

#Camelot's Arcanum - Personal written works and fics with possible content warning (recommend blocking if this applies to you)

#Camelot's Callback - Answered Asks/Mailbox

#Camelot's Imagines - F/O and selfship related imagines

#Camelot's Daydream - Personal thoughts and ramblings about my F/Os

Now then with all that being said, I hope we can get to know each other, someday, sometime.

Also the theme of this blog is Doctor Doom both because he's cool, and I find the thought of him being a selfshipper to be hilarious, so...boom. That's why all the Doom imagery.

[bunny-lovers]

Imagine going swimming with your f/o:

Before you get to the beach/lake/pool/etc, you both make sure to pack up your essentials! Soft but large towels, sunscreen, some snacks, water and a spare change of clothes for when you're ready to go home.

When you get there, you both help each other set up your spot, making everything cozy and organized so you can be nice and relaxed while you enjoy the water!! You also help each other put on your sunscreen and maybe fix up your swimwear if it's uncomfortable.

If your f/o can't swim they'll keep an eye on your stuff and cheer you on while you're in the water! Maybe you two can play some games, like fetching some sinking toys or counting how many laps you've swam! Otherwise they'll keep themselves entertained with a book or take a nice nap.

If the water is shallow enough, they'll sit near the edge/land for extra safety, while also enjoying the cool water while you swim by them. Make sure to strike some poses or make some funny faces to keep them in high spirits.

If you can't swim your f/o will offer for you to sit near the water so you can chat while they swim around slowly! If there's nature nearby, they'll grab cool shells and rocks to show to you!! If you'd rather just do your own thing, your f/o will respect your wishes, stopping by every so often to check on you.

If you'd like, your f/o will absolutely keep ahold of you while they move around the water. That way you can stay nice and cool without fear of the water around you!! They'll pretend to dance with you, carry you over their shoulders like a sheep or even bridal carry you, claiming that they're practicing for/recalling your wedding day.

If you're swimming together, they might ask you to keep your legs spread so they can dive through them, or have fun little competitions about who can swim the furthest/fastest or who can dive deeper/for longer.

If you're somewhere near nature, you both take a moment to admire any fishes swimming by you, or how the birds sing as they fly across the sky above. Maybe you can even enjoy some people watching, keep an eye on how those around you two are enjoying their day, building sand/rock castles, or experiencing mild chaos like getting chased by a crab or a frog.

Before you decide to head home, you and your f/o enjoy a hearty meal that you had packed beforehand. The sun and your soft towels help you two dry out while you get to enjoy something yummy, refreshing and cooling.

Once you're back home, you both take turns with a nice shower, then enjoying each other's embrace while you relax in bed. You're all tuckered out from everything you both got up to during your day out, so it doesn't take very long for both of you to drift to sleep while your arms are wrapped around each other.

proship/darkship/neutural DNI

[bunny-lovers]

Imagine going swimming with your f/o:

Before you get to the beach/lake/pool/etc, you both make sure to pack up your essentials! Soft but large towels, sunscreen, some snacks, water and a spare change of clothes for when you're ready to go home.

When you get there, you both help each other set up your spot, making everything cozy and organized so you can be nice and relaxed while you enjoy the water!! You also help each other put on your sunscreen and maybe fix up your swimwear if it's uncomfortable.

If your f/o can't swim they'll keep an eye on your stuff and cheer you on while you're in the water! Maybe you two can play some games, like fetching some sinking toys or counting how many laps you've swam! Otherwise they'll keep themselves entertained with a book or take a nice nap.

If the water is shallow enough, they'll sit near the edge/land for extra safety, while also enjoying the cool water while you swim by them. Make sure to strike some poses or make some funny faces to keep them in high spirits.

If you can't swim your f/o will offer for you to sit near the water so you can chat while they swim around slowly! If there's nature nearby, they'll grab cool shells and rocks to show to you!! If you'd rather just do your own thing, your f/o will respect your wishes, stopping by every so often to check on you.

If you'd like, your f/o will absolutely keep ahold of you while they move around the water. That way you can stay nice and cool without fear of the water around you!! They'll pretend to dance with you, carry you over their shoulders like a sheep or even bridal carry you, claiming that they're practicing for/recalling your wedding day.

If you're swimming together, they might ask you to keep your legs spread so they can dive through them, or have fun little competitions about who can swim the furthest/fastest or who can dive deeper/for longer.

If you're somewhere near nature, you both take a moment to admire any fishes swimming by you, or how the birds sing as they fly across the sky above. Maybe you can even enjoy some people watching, keep an eye on how those around you two are enjoying their day, building sand/rock castles, or experiencing mild chaos like getting chased by a crab or a frog.

Before you decide to head home, you and your f/o enjoy a hearty meal that you had packed beforehand. The sun and your soft towels help you two dry out while you get to enjoy something yummy, refreshing and cooling.

Once you're back home, you both take turns with a nice shower, then enjoying each other's embrace while you relax in bed. You're all tuckered out from everything you both got up to during your day out, so it doesn't take very long for both of you to drift to sleep while your arms are wrapped around each other.

proship/darkship/neutural DNI

[selfship-lair]

Hi, it's me again.

So, I've been playing Destiny 2 again, and been having a good ol' time.

But I've been ignoring an elephant in the room...

And her name is Petra Venj.

I think I'm relapsing again. And wouldn't you believe...another woman in a position of authority/law.

I can't keep going down this road...

[Pr*shippers and under 18 DNI]

[akechis-special-case]

Ugh, stuck in a constant state of yearning... I want him so bad today. Ok I always yearn for him but today it's at a new high.

I was in a writing frenzy too, focusing on Shuichi. My sweet, sweet boy. No one knows how badly I need him right now.

[frogshipping]

Which f/o would insist that it's perfectly safe to try and pet the orangutans through their cage at the zoo?

Proship + variants DNI

[akechis-special-case]

Here to report from my Tomodachi Life file. Not too much happened just yet outside of my friend @selfship-lair getting with Evelin within the first 24 hours.

And Yosuke trying to impress Ann... He's doing his best.

After I stopped him from trying to pursue Evelin. Hah... Oh you poor poor soul Yosuke.

Whacky hijinx ensuee as well but I can't share it all. Also because my friends probably wouldn't want me to share some stuff, sorry.

[akechis-special-case]

Me actually starting Danganronpa after some years (mainly because people I know played it so it's my excuse now to get to it, also I wanted to play the trilogy anyways). Just finished case 1 and the trials are quite intense. Didn't expect that. Gotta play more over time. Also the executions are just brutal, judging from the two I saw. Damn.

As for if I will have an F/O or something... I dunno. Place your bets if you want. But anyways, I think that Celeste is pretty cool but not in an F/O way. I just love her vibes so far. She intrigues me, a lot.

But I'm still pretty early into the game so we'll see my verdict.

[archives-of-camelot]

Noises

Pairing: Eli x Evelin (Raven Haired Reign) Evelin belongs to @akechis-special-case

Poke poke.

Poke poke poke.

"Do you have to poke my cheeks like that...?" the young man said with a sigh. He wasn't exactly annoyed...more exasperated that she'd been at this for awhile now. "Aren't you bored yet...?"

The woman simply let out a hum, followed by a shrug.

Poke poke.

"I like hearing the noises you make...they're cute" she replied simply, continuing to poke his cheeks.

"They can't be that amusing..."

Evelin let out a small chuckle, immediately seeing that he was trying not to pout, knowing she would only continue if he did. All while she continued to poke his cheeks.

She could never get enough of the noises she could pull out of him. The kind of noises only she got to hear. The way he would always yelp "oi" when she patted his butt out of nowhere. The low growl he would let out after a yawn that sounded like a big cat. The little "blep" noise he would make when she held his face after he just woke up from a nap. Or the small, relaxed, barely audible whimper that would escape him when she would pat and scratch him like one of her cats.

And especially the noises he made when she invaded his space. All the different keys of "hah?!", "eh?!", and "huh?!" she's heard...priceless.

Every noise he made was like music to her...and she was shamelessly guilty of coaxing them out of him for her own amusement. And as much as he wouldn't admit it, the fact that he kept making them was her sign he liked it too.

Poke poke poke.

Small Evelin writing. She's been on my mind again. I should write more, no matter how small.

[akechis-special-case]

My friend forcing me to watch the XY anime (/j I don't mind tbh and I am trying to watch as much of the anime as I can now) and the animation budget was insane apparently. Because why does it look so good? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD I NEED TO LEGIT LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN SOMETIMES TO NOT SQUEAK AAAAA

I need a second... Hah... Le sigh...

[selfship-lair]

YOU WILL PROCEED

I will not let my prediction go to waste!

[redpulses]

Imagine you're sitting, eating a meal, working on something, or even resting, and your F/O puts their head almost over your shoulder. Their presence immediately sends shivers through your body, and your heart begins to beat faster as F/O murmurs close to your ear. Sweet words of love only for you.

[selfship-lair]

F/O Imagine #5

Heya, been awhile. I'm trying to be involved more but I keep getting distracted and forgetting.

Anyways, imagine your yumes and F/Os playing poker...but what's more, imagine it like Poker Night at the Inventory.

What kinds of interactions would your F/Os have with each other, and you? What would their behavior be while on a winning streak, losing everything, or just commenting on your plays? Do they even know how to play poker in the first place? Maybe they don't care about poker, but still play because they were invited.

What would their bounty be, if they happen to not have enough money to buy in? Maybe they bet their sword? Maybe a bottle of perfume if they're the type to wear it? Maybe an expensive coat?

Of course it's all in good fun.

[Pr*shippers and under 18 DNI]

[selfship-lair]

It never fails...

Cough@/akechis-special-casecough

[akechis-special-case]

Imagine your F/O wearing glasses if they usually don't. That or they lift up the glasses in the middle while looking at you. Do they smile? Smirk? Or is it just a neutral expression? Either way, just picture them wearing glasses, now! Any are fair game!

That's it, that's the post.

Proship / Comship / Darkship do not interact please!

[watersofcamelot]

So Fortnite released the Star Rail collab the other day, and this has been on my mind since it was announced.

With Fortnite letting you use songs you buy from the shop when you fly in, and with this season having a chance for you to surf in at the start of a match instead of arriving on the bus, Britney Spears' Toxic hits different while surfing. But then I remembered a dub where someone sang the chorus of Toxic in Kafka's voice from this video.

Thus, I can finally create what's been on my mind all month.

Credit to the original video audio. Seriously, their Kafka voice is perfect, it's just a shame we can't have more of it.

[selfship-lair]

My silly little wife, doing silly little things

[selfship-lair]

🌸 💌 🧁

Oof, sorry for the late response. Busy and distracted...again. But I appreciate the ask my liege!

This time, I'll be answering with Evelin in mind, an OC belonging to my dear friend @akechis-special-case

🌸 - "Who is more friendly to strangers when out and about ?"

Me probably. I'm more sociable supposedly, and Evelin doesn't usually like talking to people if she doesn't have to. Unless you're a cat, or cat coded, there's little chance she'll go out of her way to be friendly. The best you'll get is probably a 'hello', and she's off to go pet a new cat or stick her nose into a book.

💌 - "Who is more smitten before the relationship begins?" I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Evelin.

I didn't think much of her when I first saw her some years back, but she slowly grew on me as time went on and now...well, now she has a strangle hold on me, and there isn't a moment where she isn't on my mind at least once. As for Evelin herself...well, that revelation didn't come until later.

IRL, her creator thought it was interesting, and so promoted it heavily, despite my interest not really being there yet. Now it's at the point that they say I'm her one true partner which...still makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

In canon and stories, Evelin's weird sixth sense kicks in, and she makes up her mind rather quickly, thus why she sticks around. Did I also mention she doesn't take 'no' for an answer?

🧁 - "Who is more likely to struggle with falling asleep after a nightmare ?"

Me.

I don't have nightmares often, but when I do, they're bad. Like, really bad. Either because of the fear or anger they cause.