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Claus. 30s. She/Her. Also known as twitter user thornmarch. Nemi Sakuya on Moogle

[hinasaki]

hello y'all there are a lot of people coming back to old blogs or migrating so hi hello this is claus

you may remember me as thornmarch on twitter. some of my old URLs here were leafbracer, basedmanah and intoners

it's nice to see people active here who haven't been around in years 🎉

[katofvalentia]

She would say this

[kneelb4kesha]

Brandon Sanderson is interesting because in the majority of his body of work (especially his main cosmere universe) he kind of sits down across from you and says,

"Listen, even if an omniscient God or a godlike being is real, most religions are built on only a bit of truth and mostly upon myths designed to keep order among the populace. This order creates, designs, and enforces rigid roles for racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia. It excuses and handwaves, if not outright encourages, colonialism and oppression."

and you're like "Mr. Sanderson, aren't you a card carrying member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints?"

and he's like "don't worry about that"

[vinceaddams]

John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)

[phantomrose96]

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

[phantomrose96]

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

[phantomrose96]

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

Well they faked out lady's death and now dick Cheney has used technology to bring her back. Didn't think they'd actually kill her but damn it would have been wild if they did. Anyway she's got her facial scar now

And we're getting a flashback to teenage lady fighting demons and then being recruited to cheney's private military org

Meanwhile vergil has been sent to the shadow realm or some shit so he can find out that mundus is evil. And also to hang out with bootleg patty

[hinasaki]

Extremely funny that in this universe argosax got ides of march-ed by mundus

Aaaaaand there's the jester reveal. Except he's been working under mundus as a double agent. At least lady still hates her dad i guess 🤷‍♀️

[hinasaki]

Had a break for dinner, back to it now

Okay so we're basically starting off ep7 with Dante surfing on a missile and like. Yeah. That may as well happen.

I haven't even mentioned the secretaries. They're fine, if anything im glad Lucia has been spared this adaption lmao

And for some reason the guy who shot the president is helping us now? Okay, didnt think he needed to be an actual supporting cast member but sure.

[hinasaki]

Okay another flashback and sparda's stained glass style wings fucking slap

The jester is. Actually working as a jester. And we're going to solve this whole argosax problem by dropping him on mundus apparently. Which. Kind of undermines a whole lot of stuff but once again sure this may as well happen

[hinasaki]

Last one here we go

WHY ARE WE GIVING MUNDUS A FLASHBACK.

WHY DID WE EVEN FAKE OUT VERGIL LISTENING TO HIM. god the writing for vergil is all over the fucking place.

And yep I called it, we did a dmc3 ending call back. Vergil sends Dante home from hell and stays behind. And he has rebellion and yamato now. And he and mundus are going to fight over who gets to rule hell and invade earth. Which is. Dumb.

Lady stands dante up for their date rendezvous and it looks like she's picked up kalina ann from nell. And she's going to figure out how to go kill her dad in hell or something

Shall never surrender remix playing for sad Dante waking up back earth-side and credits. I do like the credits with the little ghostly echoes of everyone's childhoods though.

Look it's. I've seen worse. Which is not a high compliment. But thinking of it as an original thing rather than an adaption? It's Fine.

As an adaption though? It's heinous. Awful. I hated Dante not even knowing who his dad was until a few episodes into season 1. I hated cop lady. I hated fuckin everything they did with vergil. I'm *glad* there was no Trish and no Lucia because at least they didnt get mangled like everyone else.

Took a minute to look at the complaints from other places and the one that makes me laugh is that the music choices are cringe, which is very funny because the music was my favourite part of this trainwreck. DMC is cringe and camp and that's why it's fun lmao

Anyway it's done. I'm done. Now maybe I will go watch something actually good

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

Well they faked out lady's death and now dick Cheney has used technology to bring her back. Didn't think they'd actually kill her but damn it would have been wild if they did. Anyway she's got her facial scar now

And we're getting a flashback to teenage lady fighting demons and then being recruited to cheney's private military org

Meanwhile vergil has been sent to the shadow realm or some shit so he can find out that mundus is evil. And also to hang out with bootleg patty

[hinasaki]

Extremely funny that in this universe argosax got ides of march-ed by mundus

Aaaaaand there's the jester reveal. Except he's been working under mundus as a double agent. At least lady still hates her dad i guess 🤷‍♀️

[hinasaki]

Had a break for dinner, back to it now

Okay so we're basically starting off ep7 with Dante surfing on a missile and like. Yeah. That may as well happen.

I haven't even mentioned the secretaries. They're fine, if anything im glad Lucia has been spared this adaption lmao

And for some reason the guy who shot the president is helping us now? Okay, didnt think he needed to be an actual supporting cast member but sure.

[hinasaki]

Okay another flashback and sparda's stained glass style wings fucking slap

The jester is. Actually working as a jester. And we're going to solve this whole argosax problem by dropping him on mundus apparently. Which. Kind of undermines a whole lot of stuff but once again sure this may as well happen

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

Well they faked out lady's death and now dick Cheney has used technology to bring her back. Didn't think they'd actually kill her but damn it would have been wild if they did. Anyway she's got her facial scar now

And we're getting a flashback to teenage lady fighting demons and then being recruited to cheney's private military org

Meanwhile vergil has been sent to the shadow realm or some shit so he can find out that mundus is evil. And also to hang out with bootleg patty

[hinasaki]

Extremely funny that in this universe argosax got ides of march-ed by mundus

Aaaaaand there's the jester reveal. Except he's been working under mundus as a double agent. At least lady still hates her dad i guess 🤷‍♀️

[hinasaki]

Had a break for dinner, back to it now

Okay so we're basically starting off ep7 with Dante surfing on a missile and like. Yeah. That may as well happen.

I haven't even mentioned the secretaries. They're fine, if anything im glad Lucia has been spared this adaption lmao

And for some reason the guy who shot the president is helping us now? Okay, didnt think he needed to be an actual supporting cast member but sure.

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

Well they faked out lady's death and now dick Cheney has used technology to bring her back. Didn't think they'd actually kill her but damn it would have been wild if they did. Anyway she's got her facial scar now

And we're getting a flashback to teenage lady fighting demons and then being recruited to cheney's private military org

Meanwhile vergil has been sent to the shadow realm or some shit so he can find out that mundus is evil. And also to hang out with bootleg patty

[hinasaki]

Extremely funny that in this universe argosax got ides of march-ed by mundus

Aaaaaand there's the jester reveal. Except he's been working under mundus as a double agent. At least lady still hates her dad i guess 🤷‍♀️

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

Well they faked out lady's death and now dick Cheney has used technology to bring her back. Didn't think they'd actually kill her but damn it would have been wild if they did. Anyway she's got her facial scar now

And we're getting a flashback to teenage lady fighting demons and then being recruited to cheney's private military org

Meanwhile vergil has been sent to the shadow realm or some shit so he can find out that mundus is evil. And also to hang out with bootleg patty

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

KEITH DAVID IN ANOTHER FLASHBACK

Younger Dante looks very nero-like, or maybe it's just the jacket and JYB voice.

Im not sure why we're hanging out with this random magic man but okay sure whatever

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL CUT-IN FOR THE DANLADY KISS

Awful awful awful but the sound people at least understood what they were doing lmao

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

Well President bush just got gunned down by a jumpy soldier and now dick Cheney is in charge

And why does shooting the lock work on a high tech door with lasers blocking it???

Ah yep there's something closer to lady's original backstory, although it looks like her dad fucking ate her mum so thats. Uh. Okay.

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

LMAO PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BETRAYED DICK CHENEY

lady has finally quit her cop job

And oh joy mr capitalism has a tragic backstory

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO

[hinasaki]

Bro reunion fight has destroyed the Lincoln memorial

Oh and we've hit a bury the light remix while they stab each other

At least that felt a bit like getting your ass beat in dmc3 by vergil and unlocking easy mode

[hinasaki]

I'm gonna start watching dmc netflix s2 today, wish me luck 🫡

[hinasaki]

Okay I understand that this is a stealth mission and that in this universe lady is working government black ops but also I feel like having her fight with knives is completely not understanding the assignment and-

why the fuck is the jester here

[hinasaki]

Ohhhh i just know im gonna hate what theyve done with vergil. He's been on screen for like a minute and I already hate that he can apparently switch between regular and nelo angelo at will

[hinasaki]

@blur0se im gonna answer your asks here.

Lady has used exactly one bladed weapon in her life and that's kalina-ann, i hate it here

AND VERGIL IS JUST. STRAIGHT UP WORKING FOR MUNDUS?? WHY.?? WHY??? WHY???????? It looks like mundus raised him????? WHY?????

And after changing lady's whole backstory last season it looks like we're going to do a dumb "but her dad was actually alive rhe whole time"-

And hang on vergil is now fighting the US military to BODIES

[hinasaki]

I dont absolutely hate the original part of the plot with cowboy George w bush and bootleg dick Cheney and the thinly veiled Iraq war commentary but also like. Your commentary is like. 20 years late?

Anyway having played actual dmc2 and therefore knowing the original argosax stuff, if it stays the same it's very funny that the capitalism devil has hijacked the US military industrial complex

[hinasaki]

THEYVE SENT DANTE FOR A PSYCH EVAL

[hinasaki]

Oh hey nell is here. Yet another character who would not work for a private military company

Though Dante immediately doing dumb trick shots to test out ebony and ivory is entirely in character

[hinasaki]

WHY IS VERGIL ON A TALK SHOW

[hinasaki]

Vergil went on a talk show to out The Conspiracy and secret government torture and now has to take a call from President bush

Meanwhile lady is hacking??? WHY the fuck does lady know how to hack??

2/8 episodes down 🫠

[hinasaki]

Ep 3 starting off with a flashback

Little nitpick but i dont like that Dante and vergil have different shades of blue eyes.

I dont like that in this version Dante picked up everything quicker than vergil, and i dont like how theyve changed things so that he was home when their house was attacked.

WHY DID MUNDUS HAVE THE YAMATO