[richardnixon]

im savchenko, but you can just call me sav!

im 26 and primarily use she/her, but any pronouns are ok!

i have a semi-active art blog at @savchenko that i occasionally reblog from

i also have a rarely used music blog at @otsukaresummer

please be 18+ if following

[crazysodomite]

Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.

I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having.

And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Cats play fighting each other and just slapping the shit out of things will forever be the funniest thing ever

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[void-returns-squared]

[cuartosol]

butch in suits......

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[7dmom]

There should be cigarettes made from night time

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[candy-corn-slut]

I forget that not everyone pirates media. Like ppl will be celebrating something going on a streaming service because “now I can finally watch it!” Dude you could watch it before on the Watch Everything For Free Website

[sana-kan]

[t4tvampireisms]

Me having you blocked is me protecting my peace. You having me blocked is a character flaw.

[psygull]

imagine you get jumped by simon and garfunkel and you hear them say take his ass to scarborough fair

[jackiekennedy28]

I love thinking about my sexual husband.