shipping trash and fan theories

I am the worst

[space-capri-suns]

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I CAN’T BREATH

BYE I LOVE LANCE

[bluevvegas-deactivated20230701]

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

[paperstorm]

THEY FUCKING WHAT

[pussycat-scribbles]

Remember that post about Shiro having the same sense of humour as Lance, and Lance never being allowed to find out? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[sseunbean]

Two words: Voltron Unsolved.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[nyanbinyuri]

[glumshoe]

I hate when people in movies need to make themselves bleed, so they cut open their palms. Excuse me?! You’re gonna need that! You’ve got blood everywhere and there are way easier places to bandage. Don’t injure the single part of your body you are capable of holding a weapon with.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[strixmoonwing]

If Matt Holt Gets His Own Vlog...

Matt: Hi fans! Matt Holt here, Rebel Captain extraordinaire and extremely handsome brother of the Green Paladin. And I’m here because ol’ Loverboy Lance over there bets that I can’t drink a whole cup of this stuff called Nunvil! WELL, YOU’RE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS ME CHUG A WHOLE BOTTLE OF IT!

Shiro: (offscreen) Matt, this isn’t what vlogs are meant fo-

Pidge/Lance/Hunk: (yelling) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[animewisdom]

Grovyle states what’s important to him.

[fortidogi]

Hey what the fuck pokemon

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what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

[incorrectblquotes]

Axton; The doctor just told me I only have 4 days to live.

Maya; You’re sick?

Axton; No. He just doesn’t like me.

Dr. Zed; I’ll fuck you up on Tuesday!

[realitytvgifs]

accurate scientific research

[vaneruin]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

he’s talking about jizz, Shaggy

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

both of the most popular humor bloggers who are still actually funny happen to also both be talented musicians… coincidence?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

(randy and seth everman)

[slimetony]

Im very flattered but i have not written a joke or finished a song in months

[setheverman]

Im very flattered but i have not written a joke or finished a song in months

[pizzassuplex]

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Audio from mbmbam 376: Shrimp, Heaven, Live! 

“There are nine words, Travis, that you have to say.”

[americanbeautiies]

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“I’m a female security guard at a truck gate. I’m basically the only female there and I have to deal with a lot of truckers. They all tend to call me things like “sweetheart”, “hon”, “babe”, but I’ve recently started responding with “no problem, sport”, “no problem, champ”. My question is, what else can I use?”

theres just something real special about the advice the brothers give in response to women asking about gross men, and personally i love it more than most things