♡Women♡

its me!!

[semisapphicsnowflake]

hi

my name is [silver]

I've decided against putting more identifying details on here

(please send me asks)

[semisapphicsnowflake]

"the universe is cold and uncaring" factoid actually false. i am part of the universe adn i care

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

doctor clown porn suggested I paint my face white and put on a big red nose and jack off to ameliorate my many agonies

[semisapphicsnowflake]

yeah actually I'm half insufferable, on my dad's side

[semisapphicsnowflake]

"missing ground leaf" well ground fuck you

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[actualized-animal]

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

[willow924]

oh you wanna die?? well it could be worse. you could be dead.

You're right!

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[reisartjunk-deactivated20181217]

trying to explain english to an italian

[querulousglare]

Almost as bad as French.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

With French you’re only ever one omitted article away from an obscenity.

[rohirric-hunter]

Just like how in English anything can be an obscenity if you try really hard and believe in yourself

[bernard-jackson]

[noosferik]

[buffysource]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.08 "I Robot, You Jane"

[the-haiku-bot]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE

SLAYER | 1.08

“I Robot, You Jane”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

[lakeside-paradise]

#mygrandfathercock

[dreamweirder]