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@senatus-populusque-interretis
A FAN-FIC WRITER'S LIFE
*Writes a line*
*Procrastinates for an hour*
*Deletes line*
*Watches youtube for an hour* *Eats everything in fridge* *Writes a line* *Thinks deeply about life* *Feels like tossing the laptop into the ocean* *Browses Tumblr for an hour* *Whoa, inspiration strikes* *Writes 3000+ Words in an hour*
Also applies to original stories.
And then… the editing. *shudders*
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English
moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien
ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
yo: por qué están destruyendo el mundo? :( los extraterrestres: por que hay personas que creen que el inglés es el solo idioma que hay que hablar yo: ok está justo, yo entiendo
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.
io: perché distruggete la terra?! gli alieni: perché ci sono persone che pensano che l'inglese è l'unica lingua per parlare io: ahh capisco
Jeg: Hvorfor ødelegger dere jorden?!!!
Romvesener: Fordi det er mennesker som tror at engelsk er det eneste språket de trenger å snakke.
Meg: Det er sant. Jeg forstår.
This is beautiful and encourages me to learn so many more languages
ego: cur mundum destruitis!!!
extraterrestres: quod homines sunt qui linguam anglicam solam qua loquendum est eis esse putent
ego: hoc convenit ego intellego
~ “Progress”, 1915 editorial cartoon
Society despairs of the Modern Woman, 1915 style
History geek note: Now I’m imagining an editorial cartoon from 1615 comparing “Ye Moderne Bible Reading Woman” with the good, old-fashioned women from 1315 who didn’t insist on learning to read the bible for themselves but were content to have a learned Man of the Church interpret it for them. I’d try drawing it myself if I could draw anything other then stick figures.
The editorial cartoon from 1615 you imagine actually exists! Or at least, something a lot like it.
This is an illustration from the 1600s. First picture shows the good old days, when people carried around lances to stab people with and we actually read literature and wore spurred boots. The second picture is THE DEGENERATE PRESENT, where all these 1600s millennials wear RIBBONS and play DICE and SMOKE and DRINK STUFF FROM SNAKE FLAGONS. Damn 1600s hipsters. It was better when I was your age.
Humanity, never change.
Look! Silvermarmoset posted an editorial cartoon from the 1600s, providing more proof that no matter what century you were born into you always just missed the good old days.
“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.” (Socrates, 470-399 BC)
“I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint” (Hesiod, 8th century BC).
“The world is passing through troublous times. The young people of today think of nothing but themselves. They have no reverence for parents or old age. They are impatient of all restraint. They talk as if they knew everything, and what passes for wisdom with us is foolishness with them. As for the girls, they are forward, immodest and unladylike in speech, behavior and dress.”(Peter the Hermit in A.D. 1274)
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
This messed me up.
we shall stand fearsome triumvirate; with means to bend the course of history
A LED pixel staff. This unique and special product is the latest one on field of Pixel graphic Staffs. (Video)
Zelda songs for the signs.
Aries: Hyrule Field.
Taurus: Great Fairy’s Fountain.
Gemini: Song of Healing.
Cancer: Zelda’s lullaby.
Leo: Ballad of the Goddess.
Virgo: Midna’s lament.
Libra: Sheik’s Theme.
Scorpio: Lost Woods.
Sagittarius: Farewell Hyrule King.
Capricorn: Fi’s Farewell.
Aquarius: Song of Storms.
Pisces: Song of Time.
Shitter, may you fare well, so that you may leave this place.
Warning painted on a wall shrine at Pompeii, CIL IV 6641. You can see a photo of the painting·here. (via thoodleoo)
Saw this on a door at work.
# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?
need to reblog this again for those tags
describing ur blog like
@chelidon @nimiana @thoodleoo @triumvirate2015
The Purple-Red Scale measures attraction in two dimensions: who you’re attracted to and how you’re attracted to them. It is designed to replace the Kinsey Scale, created to simplify human sexuality while still allowing for complexity. Plus, I love the idea of going up to a hetero and telling them I’m a Level C5 Gay.
Add yours in the tags!
Thoodleoo’s 1000 follower giveaway
eyyyyy so i just hit 1000 followers, so to thank you guys i’ve decided to give away some classics books since i have way too many! here’s the rules:
it’d be nice if you were following me but don’t do it unless you want to
likes and reblogs count
no giveaway blogs
gotta have your ask open and be willing to give me your address and stuff (on a side note paying for shipping isn’t a problem for me, so you can still enter even if you live outside the US!)
if you win, you must answer within 48 hours of me sending you a message, or i will pick someone else
you can enter until September 10th, after which i will randomly pick three people for the following prizes
1st place: your choice of any three of the books listed
2nd place: your choice of two of the remaining books after 1st place picks
3rd place: your choice of one of the remaining books after 1st and 2nd place picks
under the cut is a little info on the books i’m giving out!
Keep reading
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
Okay I’m gonna add more meaningful colors because this list is inadequate.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
Actually I’m gonna add a few too
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = You’re a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
Index Colorum
black: niger
green: viridis
blue: caeruleus
grey: griseus
purple: purpureus
teal: crecceus
yellow: flavus
orange: aurantius
brown: brunneus
pink: roseus
red: ruber
white: albus
rainbow: irioides
scarlet: scarlatinus
maroon: marroninus
cinnamon: cinnameus
periwinkle: pervincinus
mauve: malvinus
blush: rubescens
cyan: cyanus
thistle: carduinus
indigo: indigoticus
fuchsia: fuchsinus
copper: cupreus
vermilion: vermileus
honeydew: mellimeloneus
lavender: lavandulus
coral: corallinus
umber: umbricus
forget-me-not: myosotidinus
razzmatazz: razmatazeus
arsenic: arseniceus
wine: vineus
saffron: croceus
timberwolf: lycaoneus
fallow: novalinus
plum: pruneus
tangerine: tangerinus
sage: salvinus
crimson: coccinus
viridian: viridianus
chartreuse: chlorinus
burgundy: burgundinus
Mittite mihi colores, quaeso!
Thoodleoo’s 1000 follower giveaway
eyyyyy so i just hit 1000 followers, so to thank you guys i’ve decided to give away some classics books since i have way too many! here’s the rules:
it’d be nice if you were following me but don’t do it unless you want to
likes and reblogs count
no giveaway blogs
gotta have your ask open and be willing to give me your address and stuff (on a side note paying for shipping isn’t a problem for me, so you can still enter even if you live outside the US!)
if you win, you must answer within 48 hours of me sending you a message, or i will pick someone else
you can enter until September 10th, after which i will randomly pick three people for the following prizes
1st place: your choice of any three of the books listed
2nd place: your choice of two of the remaining books after 1st place picks
3rd place: your choice of one of the remaining books after 1st and 2nd place picks
under the cut is a little info on the books i’m giving out!
Keep reading
Thoodleoo’s 1000 follower giveaway
eyyyyy so i just hit 1000 followers, so to thank you guys i’ve decided to give away some classics books since i have way too many! here’s the rules:
it’d be nice if you were following me but don’t do it unless you want to
likes and reblogs count
no giveaway blogs
gotta have your ask open and be willing to give me your address and stuff (on a side note paying for shipping isn’t a problem for me, so you can still enter even if you live outside the US!)
if you win, you must answer within 48 hours of me sending you a message, or i will pick someone else
you can enter until September 10th, after which i will randomly pick three people for the following prizes
1st place: your choice of any three of the books listed
2nd place: your choice of two of the remaining books after 1st place picks
3rd place: your choice of one of the remaining books after 1st and 2nd place picks
under the cut is a little info on the books i’m giving out!
Keep reading
heyyyy reminder that this is almost over! you have until 11:59 EST on September 10th to enter!
Edit: 11:59 pm whoops lol
Euge!
Thoodleoo’s 1000 follower giveaway
eyyyyy so i just hit 1000 followers, so to thank you guys i’ve decided to give away some classics books since i have way too many! here’s the rules:
it’d be nice if you were following me but don’t do it unless you want to
likes and reblogs count
no giveaway blogs
gotta have your ask open and be willing to give me your address and stuff (on a side note paying for shipping isn’t a problem for me, so you can still enter even if you live outside the US!)
if you win, you must answer within 48 hours of me sending you a message, or i will pick someone else
you can enter until September 10th, after which i will randomly pick three people for the following prizes
1st place: your choice of any three of the books listed
2nd place: your choice of two of the remaining books after 1st place picks
3rd place: your choice of one of the remaining books after 1st and 2nd place picks
under the cut is a little info on the books i’m giving out!
Keep reading
heyyyy reminder that this is almost over! you have until 11:59 EST on September 10th to enter!
Edit: 11:59 pm whoops lol
nimiana replied to your photo:
ugh whatever, mom
this reminds me this scene from HBO Rome when Octavia comes home drunk and high and responds to Attia’s comments ‘mum, it was just an orgy, let it go…’
haha i forgot about that scene but that’s perfect for this art
i should rewatch HBO Rome tbh
